Anatole Kuragin Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 I reminded my friend that he better not forget some plans we had. He responded, "Or what?" To which I utterly crushed him by saying, "Valar Morghalis!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Spidey Posted February 1, 2008 Author Share Posted February 1, 2008 Having over 400 post in a month and a half period is a good indicator that you read too much asoiaf Well thank you very much. ETA: And if the posts in Forum Games counted, I'd say I'd have 3 times more. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tzanth Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 You roast capons and poach pears in honey wine for your in-put to the large family Christmas dinner, and everyone thinks you're nuts. I already do this... Does that make me nuts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
view from casterly rock Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Roast capons and poached pears sound good. Also-you watched last night's Lost and imagined what members of the cast would be good for the ASOIAF series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starkaryan Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 I affectionately refer to the chain links that hang from my rear view mirror as my Maester's Chain... it's disappointing that each link isn't a different metal. Also there's this guy I used to work with who had a giant red birthmark on his face that deformed him... I kept biting my tongue as "Tyrion" nearly came out of my mouth each time I talked to him... yes, I know Tyrion has no birthmark, but he is different. A white Siberian husky pup was outside my house barking and barking and it took all the integrity I had within me not to dognap him, throw away his collar, and name him Ghost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoë Sumra Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Starkaryan, maybe you should have called your colleague "Bloodraven" instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyanna Snow Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 You know you've been reading too much ASoIaF when your teacher asks who you know that has been decapitated and you say Ned Stark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
higgins Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Saw a vanity plate the other day, "LFISGD" and I thought to myself, "Must be a BIG fan of Petyr Baelish" Hilarious! I love it! And my contribution: ...when you're reading a Jaime chapter and suddenly realise you're the only person on a bus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micswitch Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 You get in trouble for lighting fires and staring into them at public places. You have also tried looking up dragon glass candles on Ebay. And when you stay at anyones house you ALWAYS go over the room making sure there are no secret entrances. Calling radio stations and request they play The Bear and the Maiden Fair. Suggesting 'moon tea' to your GF as an alternative to surgical abortion methods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eilis Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 You get in trouble for lighting fires and staring into them at public places. You have also tried looking up dragon glass candles on Ebay. And when you stay at anyones house you ALWAYS go over the room making sure there are no secret entrances. Calling radio stations and request they play The Bear and the Maiden Fair. Suggesting 'moon tea' to your GF as an alternative to surgical abortion methods. lol-especially the bear and the maiden fair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabag Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 When you start to learn to write left handed in preperation for the loss of your right hand (only one I'm guilty of) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melikon Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 You watch a Yankees game on TV, look at catcher Jorge Posada, and think of the Freys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera757 Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 You know you've been reading too much ASoIaF when your teacher asks who you know that has been decapitated and you say Ned Stark Why did your teacher ask you that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turnshroud Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 Ya, GRRm's food descriotions make me hungry. It feels weird writting sir instead of ser, besodes, not like you can leagelly say it. You just learned what a capon is and your still interested in eating it roasted with pears poached in wine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
genowyn Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 When you read something and see the word "Sir" and wonder why they spelled it wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackstormdragon Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 When thinking about what your comment should be on your PSN account, the only thing you can think of is Valar Morghalis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daena the Defiant Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 You check what'll happen if you put ASOIAF characters into other settings. (For example, I had a lovely thought for myself about what would happen if Jaime were to go into Crime and Punishment. That would be the biggest middle finger Dostoyevski could get, and Melisandre would completely warp the world of warcraft) back in the day on usenet, people used to incorporate the wights into their reviews of other works by way of sugesting that any book could be improved by the inclusion of frozen zombies. For example, "'Pride and Prejudice' sucks. It needs more frozen zombies." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Sand Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 Calling radio stations and request they play The Bear and the Maiden Fair.So, I'm at the zoo yesterday, heading from the wolf den to the bay of seals, when I notice the enclosure on my right. Naturally, I break into a chorus of "THERE WAS A BEAR A BEAR A BEAR ALL BLACK AND BROWN AND COVERED WITH HAIR" (which must always be sung LOUDLY, of course) My maiden fair was not amused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mechaniik Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 Whenever I see the surname Rivers, its obviously a bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atreides Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 You make a facebook for Robb Stark. (This actually has been done by the way-I'm Robb Stark's friend on facebook. Sorta interesting that the profile pic is one of the Red Wedding illustrations.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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