Werthead Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 If you are a member of Facebook, remember to check out the [url="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2204774465&ref=mf"]Song of Ice and Fire members page[/url] and the latest project, [url="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=34137972984"]One Million Strong for Randyll Tarly[/url]!* That's right, the most underrated machivellian and military genius in the entire series ** needs your support, yes, YOUR support. Thank you for your attention :) * Links only work if you are a member of Facebook and are set to automatically log in. ** This is an ancient board injoke that postulates that Randyll Tarly is Westeros' answer to Jack Bauer/Chuck Norris etc and, that by sending Sam to Wall where he discovered the Others' weakness and then came to Oldtown to no doubt discover vital intel on the Others, he may be responsible for the ultimate victory in the series. Everything is proceeding as he has forseen it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xray the Enforcer Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 I find it a terrible thought that anyone on the boards does not know (or refuses to embrace) the superiority of Randyll MF Tarly, the Original Mr. T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 There is no God but Randyll, and Hodor is his Prophet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alys Karstark Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Randyll Tarly is the real reason why the Others built the Wall... The Night's Watch is just an excuse to give "honorable jobs" to prisoners who can no longer be accepted in the Westerosi society... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser McMahon The Honorable Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Randyll Tarly has a 12 inch cock that is always erect 60 percent of the time, all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser McMahon The Honorable Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Randyll Tarly would slap you in the face and you would thank him for the gift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morcant Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Randyll Tarly's tears cure cancer...too bad he has never cried. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Randyll Tarly pajamas. There is no such thing as evolution, just a list of species that Randyll Tarly has allowed to survive. Randyll Tarly has been dead for years. Death is afraid to come get him. You are what you eat. That is why Randyll Tarly's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children. Randyll Tarly once ate a Rubik's Cube, and pooped it out solved. Randyll Tarly can fly, he simply chooses not to. ...I wish I could take credit for these, but these are, in fact, [url="http://www.historyaddict.com/chucknorrisisms.htm"]Norrisism's[/url]. Simply replace Chuck Norris with Randyll Tarly and there you have it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colder Hands Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 i can't keep doing these board related facebook things or my cool friends will disown me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Namorath Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Tarly is a overrated prick a true man is a great father and husband and he treated his son like shit even those he has the potential to be a wise and able man so fuck Randall down with Tarly, he remind me of Stannis tough and harsh but to an extreme where it would not be to his benefit if he was in charge he better stay Mace's Dog of War or else he will be fucked royally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoliv Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 When Randyll Tarly seats on the Iron Throne, the blades bend themselves. When Randyll Tarly weds a Frey girl, the musicians and all the Freys commit suicide during the feast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjfshaw Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 "When Randyll Tarly weds a Frey girl, the musicians and all the Freys commit suicide during the feast. " best one on here, by far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Werthead Posted June 3, 2008 Author Share Posted June 3, 2008 The Tower of Joy was named in honour of Tarly's prodigious member. It is a little-known fact that Tarly had a first wife, Valerie, who died of pure joy after being with Tarly. To this day Tarly is known as the Doom of Valerie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cronos619 Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Randyll Tarly went North once, and the Boltons flayed themselves. Randyll Tarly needs no silly iron chair, he is already God-King of the Universe. Dragonglass candles light when Randyll Tarly gets angry. RT got angry once, Valarya was never the same... RT stubbed his toe once in the rock deserts of Dorne, so he broke the Arm of Dorne The God with seven faces was real once, then RT got hungry There is no Azor Ahai, there is only RT The Faceless pray to the Stanger, the Stanger prays to RT Tywin shat Gold, RT shits awesome sorry for interloping into the inside joke of you long time posters, but I just couldn't resist. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser McMahon The Honorable Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 ... oh and any old Chuck Norris ones that people lazily put Tarly's name in are an INSULT to the name Tarly. Get new material. It's funnier that way. The best ones in this thread are the original ones [quote]Tywin shat Gold, RT shits awesome[/quote] LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoliv Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 [quote name='cronos619' post='1381484' date='Jun 3 2008, 16.57']Tywin shat Gold, RT shits awesome[/quote] We can do better with this one : Tywin Lannister shits gold. Randyll Tarly shits Tywin Lannisters. And to stay in the same mood : One day, Randyll Tarly ate Cassoulet and farted loudly. Since that day, Saidin was soiled in the world of the Wheel of Time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Etchedincold12 Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 [quote name='Zoliv' post='1381134' date='Jun 3 2008, 01.49']When Randyll Tarly seats on the Iron Throne, the blades bend themselves. When Randyll Tarly weds a Frey girl, the musicians and all the Freys commit suicide during the feast.[/quote] :rofl: That second one is just too solid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cronos619 Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 If Randyll Tarly were God... oh, wait... nevermind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverius Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Randyll Tarly is the reason the Stranger hides his face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 The reason the Others haven't attacked yet is because they're waiting for Randyll Tarly to die. They wait in vain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alys Karstark Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 "Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie... It is what Randyll Tarly calls the pile of Westerosi knights in his backyard. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Randyll Tarly lives in Westeros. Edit: Just a quick question... Does anyone know what are the words of House Tarly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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