Pebble thats Stubby Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Tormund's Member; the seed is strong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alys Karstark Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 A scene from Joffrey's wedding in ASOS:Joff took a swallow of Tormund's Member and coughed again, more violently. "I want to see, kof, see you ride that, kof kof, pig, Uncle. I want. .." His words broke up in a fit of coughing.Margaery looked at him with concern. "Your Grace?""It's, kof, Tormund's Mem-, noth - kof, -mund's Member." Joff took a drink, or tried to, but all the wine came spewing back out when another spate of coughing doubled him over. His face was turning red. "I, kof, I can't, kof kof kof kof . . . " The chalice slipped from his hand and dark red wine went running across the dais."He's choking!" Queen Margaery gasped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wyman's cook Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Tyrion to Cersei :"A day will come when you think yourself safe and happy, and suddenly your joy will turn to Tormund's Member, in your mouth, and you'll know the debt is paid" ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knez Snow Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 lotr:He's been stabbed by Tormund's member. This is beyond my skills to heal. He needs elvish medicine.asoiaf:Here sits only king i mean to bend my knee to: Tormund's member! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teak Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 "You talk of attacking the ironborn in the rear sire but how do you mean to get north of Tormunds' member? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Cersei I Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Oh Tormund’s wife was fair as the sun,And her kisses were warmer than springBut Tormund’s member was made of hard steelAnd its kiss was a terrible thingTormund’s wife would sing as she bathed,In a voice as sweet as peachBut Tormund’s great member had a song of its ownAnd a thrust sharp and as hard as a leech.As he lay on the ground with the darkness around,And the taste of Tormund on his tongue,His brothers knelt by him and prayed him a prayerAnd he smiled and laughed and he sung“Brothers, oh brothers, my day’s here are done,Tormund’s member hath taken my life,But what does it matter, for all men must die—And I’ve tasted Tormund’s wife member! I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and bastards and Tormund's member.I've got a tender spot for Tormund's member myself, but you can bet it's not in my heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redriver Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 The night is dark and full of Tormund's Members. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Last Direwolf Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 "Edd, fetch Tormund's member!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wyman's cook Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 "Edd, fetch Tormund's member!"oh that have been perfect for mr Slynt ... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singer of the earth Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Tormund's member is only as good as the men who defend it.He brought her back to the Nightfort and proclaimed her a queen and himself her king, and with Tormund's member he bound his Sworn Brothers to his will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldCorvid Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 All men must serve Tormund's member---"There will be Tormund's member""I'll scream""A great deal of Tormund's member""I'll scream very loudly."---First lesson: stick them with Tormund's member.---A girl should be bloody too. This is Tormund's member's work.---Food, heh. A loaf of bread, a bite of cheese, mayhaps Tormund's member.---Your boat's not like to sink, I don't think. Boats only sink when Tormund's member's aboard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alys Karstark Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Tormund's Member! Tormund's Member! All black and brown and covered with hair! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Independent George Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Shagga likes Tormund's Member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadenSinclair Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 "I don't want someone brave and gentle, I want Tormund's member." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorge Danger Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Oh Tormund’s wife was fair as the sun,And her kisses were warmer than springBut Tormund’s member was made of hard steelAnd its kiss was a terrible thingTormund’s wife would sing as she bathed,In a voice as sweet as peachBut Tormund’s great member had a song of its ownAnd a thrust sharp and as hard as a leech.As he lay on the ground with the darkness around,And the taste of Tormund on his tongue,His brothers knelt by him and prayed him a prayerAnd he smiled and laughed and he sung“Brothers, oh brothers, my day’s here are done,Tormund’s member hath taken my life,But what does it matter, for all men must die—And I’ve tasted Tormund’s wife member! I've got a tender spot for Tormund's member myself, but you can bet it's not in my heart.Many years from now I'll sit in front of a fire with my grandchildren gathered around me as I tell them the tale of the day I saw Queen Cersei I win the Internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stop Rhaegar HAMMERTIME! Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Tormund's Member is a lady's armorThe night is dark and full of Tormund's MemberTormund's Member is mine by right! What do we say to Tormund's Member ? Not today!Jon unsheathed Tormund's Member / Jon wore Tormund's Member on his back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alys Karstark Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 A Dothraki wedding without at least three Tormund's Member is considered a dull affair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteWalder Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Let me give you some counsel, bastard. Never forget Tormund's Member, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be a weakness. Armor yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nymerios Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 "Us?" said Pyp. "You call us fools? We're not the ones who got chosen as the nine-hundredth-and-ninety-eighth Lord Commander of the Night's Watch. You best have some Tormund's Member, Lord Jon. I think you're going to need a lot of Tormunds Member."So Jon Snow took Tormund's Member from his hand and had a swallow. But only one.The Wall was his, the night was dark, and he had a king to face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayDubya Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 In the beginning God created the heavens and Tormund's Member. Now Tormund's Member was formless and empty,darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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