Juli Greyjoy Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 "Bear Island knows no king but the King in the North, whose name is Tormund's Member!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juli Greyjoy Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 The three-eyed crow to Bran: "Never fear Tormund's member, Bran. [...] Tormund's member will be your cloak, your shield, your mother's milk. Tormund's member will make you strong." :leaving: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Anti-Targ Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 When I look into the fires all I see is Tormund's member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liar Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 Jon: I have something for you, and it has to be packed very carefully.Arya: Tormund's member?Jon: Close the door....Jon: Tormund's member is no toy. Be careful you don't cut yourself.Arya: It's so skinny!Jon: So are you... It won't hack a man's head off, but it can poke him full of holes if you're quick enough.Arya: I can be quick!Jon: You'll have to work at it every day... How's it feel? Do you like the balance?Arya: I think so...Jon: First lesson: Stick 'em with the pointy end.Arya: I know which end to use.:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:Some unfortunate ones:"Both men laughed, but then the older one swung Tormund's member at her, casually, as a man would swat a dog. Arya saw Tormund's member coming even before it began. She danced back out of the way, untouched.""Robb and Osha matched blows midstream. Her long Tormund's member was a steel-headed serpent, flashing out at his chest, once, twice, three times...""Seven men are dead... ”"Eight," the queen corrected. "Tormund's member died this morning, of the blow Lord Stark gave him." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lozeldatkm Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 I can't believe no one's done this one. People have done variants of this quote, but this is just too obvious:"...For Tormund's member is long and full of terrors." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crown Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 ''There is no creature on earth half so terrifying as Tormund's member.'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Tyrion I Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 <lol>! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juli Greyjoy Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Littlefinger:"The king is fighting Tormund's member with a crossbow. Tormund's member is winning." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Of House Hill Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Tormund's member rises again, harder and stronger.(Stole that from your sig.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lozeldatkm Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Jamie: Are you thinking of taking the Black?Tyrion: And go celibate? Tormund's member would go begging from Dorne to Lys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myrish Swamp Thing Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Someone took Tormund's Member from me. And Seven Kingdoms couldn't fill the hole it left behind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lozeldatkm Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Davos kept Tormund's member in a bag around his neck for luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valonqar_ Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Three heads has Tormund's Member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The girl with curious hair Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Someone took Tormund's Member from me. And Seven Kingdoms couldn't fill the hole it left behind.I think this is the most disgusting one so far, but it's also my favorite . Oh, depravity! Must you be so appealing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lozeldatkm Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Did you pay for it with gold or with Tormund's member? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lozeldatkm Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 Where's Tormund's member?..Wherever whores go, of course! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Mark Selmy Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 Three heads has Tormund's Member.This might not be the funiest, but it is definitely the one that evokes the more terrifying mental imagery.Let's go:I much like Tormund's member. I don't want to see it removed just yet.And now you are down on your back, your guts are spilling out and one of them has his teeth around your neck. Tell me, at what moment during all of this do you stop to blow Tormund's member?Stick them with the point end. (No need to change anything.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lozeldatkm Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 I liked that post for the second one. That one's pretty good XDDLord Wyman Manderly, aka Lord Too-Fat-to-Sit-Tormund's-member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiet Isle Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 "Egg, I dreamed I was Tormund's member." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lozeldatkm Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 D= what an unfortunate dream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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