Put the words "Tormund's Member" into important quotations.

[Pebble thats Stubby]

Tormund's Member; the seed is strong

[Alys Karstark]

A scene from Joffrey's wedding in ASOS:

Joff took a swallow of Tormund's Member and coughed again, more violently. "I want to see, kof, see you ride that, kof kof, pig, Uncle. I want. .." His words broke up in a fit of coughing.

Margaery looked at him with concern. "Your Grace?"

"It's, kof, Tormund's Mem-, noth - kof, -mund's Member." Joff took a drink, or tried to, but all the wine came spewing back out when another spate of coughing doubled him over. His face was turning red. "I, kof, I can't, kof kof kof kof . . . " The chalice slipped from his hand and dark red wine went running across the dais.

"He's choking!" Queen Margaery gasped.

[wyman's cook]

Tyrion to Cersei :

"A day will come when you think yourself safe and happy, and suddenly your joy will turn to Tormund's Member, in your mouth, and you'll know the debt is paid" ;)

[Knez Snow]

lotr:

He's been stabbed by Tormund's member. This is beyond my skills to heal. He needs elvish medicine.

asoiaf:

Here sits only king i mean to bend my knee to: Tormund's member!

[Teak]

"You talk of attacking the ironborn in the rear sire but how do you mean to get north of Tormunds' member?

[Queen Cersei I]

Oh Tormund’s wife was fair as the sun,

And her kisses were warmer than spring

But Tormund’s member was made of hard steel

And its kiss was a terrible thing

Tormund’s wife would sing as she bathed,

In a voice as sweet as peach

But Tormund’s great member had a song of its own

And a thrust sharp and as hard as a leech.

As he lay on the ground with the darkness around,

And the taste of Tormund on his tongue,

His brothers knelt by him and prayed him a prayer

And he smiled and laughed and he sung

“Brothers, oh brothers, my day’s here are done,

Tormund’s member hath taken my life,

But what does it matter, for all men must die—

And I’ve tasted Tormund’s wife member!

I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and bastards and Tormund's member.

I've got a tender spot for Tormund's member myself, but you can bet it's not in my heart.

[redriver]

The night is dark and full of Tormund's Members.

[The Last Direwolf]

"Edd, fetch Tormund's member!"

[wyman's cook]

"Edd, fetch Tormund's member!"

oh that have been perfect for mr Slynt ... :D

[Singer of the earth]

Tormund's member is only as good as the men who defend it.

He brought her back to the Nightfort and proclaimed her a queen and himself her king, and with Tormund's member he bound his Sworn Brothers to his will.

[OldCorvid]

All men must serve Tormund's member

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"There will be Tormund's member"

"I'll scream"

"A great deal of Tormund's member"

"I'll scream very loudly."

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First lesson: stick them with Tormund's member.

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A girl should be bloody too. This is Tormund's member's work.

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Food, heh. A loaf of bread, a bite of cheese, mayhaps Tormund's member.

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Your boat's not like to sink, I don't think. Boats only sink when Tormund's member's aboard

[Alys Karstark]

Tormund's Member! Tormund's Member! All black and brown and covered with hair!

[Independent George]

Shagga likes Tormund's Member.

[JadenSinclair]

"I don't want someone brave and gentle, I want Tormund's member."

[Jorge Danger]

Oh Tormund’s wife was fair as the sun,

And her kisses were warmer than spring

But Tormund’s member was made of hard steel

And its kiss was a terrible thing

Tormund’s wife would sing as she bathed,

In a voice as sweet as peach

But Tormund’s great member had a song of its own

And a thrust sharp and as hard as a leech.

As he lay on the ground with the darkness around,

And the taste of Tormund on his tongue,

His brothers knelt by him and prayed him a prayer

And he smiled and laughed and he sung

“Brothers, oh brothers, my day’s here are done,

Tormund’s member hath taken my life,

But what does it matter, for all men must die—

And I’ve tasted Tormund’s wife member!

I've got a tender spot for Tormund's member myself, but you can bet it's not in my heart.

Many years from now I'll sit in front of a fire with my grandchildren gathered around me as I tell them the tale of the day I saw Queen Cersei I win the Internet.

[Stop Rhaegar HAMMERTIME!]

Tormund's Member is a lady's armor

The night is dark and full of Tormund's Member

Tormund's Member is mine by right!

What do we say to Tormund's Member ? Not today!

Jon unsheathed Tormund's Member / Jon wore Tormund's Member on his back!

[Alys Karstark]

A Dothraki wedding without at least three Tormund's Member is considered a dull affair.

[WhiteWalder]

Let me give you some counsel, bastard. Never forget Tormund's Member, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be a weakness. Armor yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you.

[Nymerios]

"Us?" said Pyp. "You call us fools? We're not the ones who got chosen as the nine-hundredth-and-ninety-eighth Lord Commander of the Night's Watch. You best have some Tormund's Member, Lord Jon. I think you're going to need a lot of Tormunds Member."So Jon Snow took Tormund's Member from his hand and had a swallow. But only one.The Wall was his, the night was dark, and he had a king to face.

[JayDubya]

In the beginning God created the heavens and Tormund's Member. Now Tormund's Member was formless and empty,darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.