lozeldatkm Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 "May I present Tormund's member, son of Tormund's member...""Give me ten good men and some climbing spikes. I'll impregnate Tormund's member." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of the Tower Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 lozeldatkm..you meant to say..Give me 10 good Tormund Members and some climbing spikes. I'll impregnate the bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lozeldatkm Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 damnit! you're right. that works better XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kateastrophic Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 "A prince rides within Tormund's member."Yeah, I know, if that's the best I could think of... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Groat Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 No, don't, don't cut Tormund’s member, Ned loves Tormund’s member.Who are you?Tormund’s memberYou lie!He never felt the fourth knife. Only Tormund’s member …Her long auburn hair, woven into an elaborate braid, fell across Tormund’s member.Maester Luwin tugged at Tormund’s member where it chafed against his neck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan the Drunkard Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 "By right of birth and blood, I do this day lay claim to Tormund's member." - Stannis"This is Stannis Baratheon we're talking about, I'd have a better chance seducing Tormund's member." - Cersei"Careful now -- We don't want to get blood all over Tormund's member." - Bronn"Put on Tormund's member or I'll stick the damn thing on Jaime Lannister" - Robert"Well, I'll not press you if you feel so strong about it, though I swear, at times you're so prickly you ought to take Tormund's member as your sigil." - Robert"...three Tormund's members you must ride... one to bed and one to dread and one to love..." - HOTU"I let each man cut me once before I kill him. Count the cuts and know how many Tormund's member has slain." - Strong Belwas"Tormund's member wasn't gone old man...Tormund's member was sleeping. And it ain't sleeping no more." - Osha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myrish Swamp Thing Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 "...three Tormund's members you must ride... one to bed and one to dread and one to love..." - HOTU:lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lozeldatkm Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 "How would you like to die, Tyiron, son of Tywin?""In my own bed. At the age of 80. With a belly full of wine and Tormund's member around my cock." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Tyrion I Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 :lmao:Hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The girl with curious hair Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 This has probably already been posted, but I'm too lazy to look through all 10 pages. From Stannis's own mouth:Renly offered me his Tormund's Member. At our parley. Mocked me, defied me, threatened me, and offered me his Tormund's Member. I thought he was drawing a blade and went for mine own. Was that his purpose, to make me show my Tormund's Member? Or was it one of his pointless jests? When he spoke of how sweet his Tormund's Member was, did his words have some hidden meaning?” The king gave a shake of his head, like a dog shaking a rabbit to snap its neck. “Only Renly could vex me so with his Tormund's Member. He brought his doom on himself with his treason, but I did love him, Davos. I know that now. I swear, I will go to my grave thinking of my brother’s Tormund's Member.Oh goodness. My mind has been dirtified. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kateastrophic Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 This has probably already been posted, but I'm too lazy to look through all 10 pages. From Stannis's own mouth:Renly offered me his Tormund's Member. At our parley. Mocked me, defied me, threatened me, and offered me his Tormund's Member. I thought he was drawing a blade and went for mine own. Was that his purpose, to make me show my Tormund's Member? Or was it one of his pointless jests? When he spoke of how sweet his Tormund's Member was, did his words have some hidden meaning?” The king gave a shake of his head, like a dog shaking a rabbit to snap its neck. “Only Renly could vex me so with his Tormund's Member. He brought his doom on himself with his treason, but I did love him, Davos. I know that now. I swear, I will go to my grave thinking of my brother’s Tormund's Member.Oh goodness. My mind has been dirtified.I read that scene yesterday, and I thought of that as well...my poor, "innocent" mind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Top12Gun Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 There will come a day after a long summer when the stars bleed and the cold breath of darkness falls heavy on the world. In this dread hour a Tormund shall draw from the fire a burning Member. And that Member shall be Tormund's Member, the Red Member of Heroes, and he who clasps it shall be Tormund's Member come again, and the darkness shall flee before him. ~PTWP (Penis That Was Promised), Ancient Books of Asshai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightning Lord Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 Brienne: Tell me, Jaime. What lives here? What lives in the darkness?Jaime: "Tormund's member." No bear, he knew. No lion. "Only Tormund's member."...."Listen." She put a hand on his shoulder, and he trembled at the sudden touch. She's warm. "Tormund's member comes." Brienne lifted her sword to point off to his left. "Tormund's member" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castellan Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 "That is Tormund's Member coming after us," Jaime announced after he'd watched for a while. With every stroke, it seemed to grow a little larger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castellan Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 "And now my oaf of a son is doing the same, only he's riding Tormund's Member instead of a palfrey. It is easy to mount Tormund's Member and not so easy to get off, I warned him, but he only chuckles. Should you ever have a son, Sansa, beat him frequently so he learns to mind you. I only had the one son and I never beat him, so now he pays more heed to Butterbumps than he does to me. Tormund's Member is not a lap cat, I told him, and he gives me a 'tut-tut-Mother'. There is entirely too much tut-tutting in this realm if you ask me. All these kings would do a deal better if they put down their swords and listened to their mothers."Tormund's Member is everywhere! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Titan's Legitimate Son Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 "Tormund's Member don't look like much" he said, fondling a rod of cold black iron, "but when I heat her up red-hot and let her touch your cock, you'll cry forr your mother"- 50 Shades of Morally Grey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobayashi Maru Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 Speak Thormund's Member and enter... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Titan's Legitimate Son Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 Bugger me with Tormund's Member,” he said again, and started laughing too.“You heard the man,” Jaime said to Ilyn Payne. “Find Tormund, and shove it up his arse.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of the Tower Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 " Thormundthh Member .. You are my captifth " :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castellan Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 She would wear Tormund's Member for the ceremony at the Great Sept of Baelor, she decided as Tormund took her last measurement. .... Sansa hugged herself tightly, wondering how long it would be before Tormund's member was ready. She could scarcely wait to wear it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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