Put the words "Tormund's Member" into important quotations.

[The Titan's Legitimate Son]

Hm... somebody should make a Tormund's Member-ified version of The Rains of Castamere... I'm feeling a bit uninspired at the moment, though - "A lion still has Tormund's Member/And mine is long and sharp, my lord, as long and sharp as yours"? Could be better.

And who are you, the proud wildling said,

That I must bend so low?

Only a man with a giant member,

That's all the truth I know.

A member of girth or a member of length,

The size, it matters not,

For is mine still long and sharp, my lord,

Although not as long and sharp as yours.

And so he spoke, and so he spoke,

That wildling of Ruddy Hall,

But now his spearwife weeps o'er his hall,

Because of Tormund's Member.

Yes now his spearwife weeps o'er his hall,

Because of Tormund's Member.

[lozeldatkm]

And who are you, the proud wildling said,

That I must bend so low?

Only a man with a giant member,

That's all the truth I know.

A member of girth or a member of length,

The size, it matters not,

For is mine still long and sharp, my lord,

Although not as long and sharp as yours.

And so he spoke, and so he spoke,

That wildling of Ruddy Hall,

But now his spearwife weeps o'er his hall,

Because of Tormund's Member.

Yes now his spearwife weeps o'er his hall,

Because of Tormund's Member.

All my likes are belong to this! (except that it seems as though I'm out. sad face :()

[Where Boars Glow]

And who are you, the proud wildling said,

That I must bend so low?

Only a man with a giant member,

That's all the truth I know.

A member of girth or a member of length,

The size, it matters not,

For is mine still long and sharp, my lord,

Although not as long and sharp as yours.

And so he spoke, and so he spoke,

That wildling of Ruddy Hall,

But now his spearwife weeps o'er his hall,

Because of Tormund's Member.

Yes now his spearwife weeps o'er his hall,

Because of Tormund's Member.

wow.........speachless.......

[Kateastrophic]

Whatever I'm going to post now is going to pale in the light of that epic song... ah, seven hells, I can try.

"When you find yourself in bed with Tormund's member, the best thing to do is close your eyes and get on with it."

Not my best, I know... and absolutely nothing compared to that song.

[Saint Arya]

And who are you, the proud wildling said,

That I must bend so low?

Only a man with a giant member,

That's all the truth I know.

A member of girth or a member of length,

The size, it matters not,

For is mine still long and sharp, my lord,

Although not as long and sharp as yours.

And so he spoke, and so he spoke,

That wildling of Ruddy Hall,

But now his spearwife weeps o'er his hall,

Because of Tormund's Member.

Yes now his spearwife weeps o'er his hall,

Because of Tormund's Member.

:bowdown: Fantastic!!

[Kateastrophic]

Now all we need is a TM version of "The Bear and the Maiden Fair"... "The Bear and Tormund's Member"...

[The Titan's Legitimate Son]

Now all we need is a TM version of "The Bear and the Maiden Fair"... "The Bear and Tormund's Member"...

Goodluck, that song goes on forever doesn't it

"A member there was,

A member, a member,

All long, and wide,

And covered in hair"

Hehe, I noticed the next line in the song is "And come they said, and come to the fair"

[Kateastrophic]

Goodluck, that song goes on forever doesn't it

"A member there was,

A member, a member,

All long, and wide,

And covered in hair"

Hehe, I noticed the next line in the song is "And come they said, and come to the fair"

Goes on forever... just like Tormund's member.

But let's see...

"Oh come they said,"

"Oh come to the fair!"

"The fair? said he,

"But I'm a member!"

"All long and wide,"

"And covered in hair!"

"And down the road,"

"From here to there,"

"From here!To there!"

"Three wildlings, a goat,"

"And Tormund's member!!"

"They danced and spun,"

"All the way to the fair!"

Hmm... not sure... shouldn't Tormund take the place of the maiden fair instead? I mean, we all know he really lost half his member in the forging of Lightbringer, but he says he lost it to a bear...

[Brienne Of Bombay]

And who are you, the proud wildling said,

That I must bend so low?

Only a man with a giant member,

That's all the truth I know.

A member of girth or a member of length,

The size, it matters not,

For is mine still long and sharp, my lord,

Although not as long and sharp as yours.

And so he spoke, and so he spoke,

That wildling of Ruddy Hall,

But now his spearwife weeps o'er his hall,

Because of Tormund's Member.

Yes now his spearwife weeps o'er his hall,

Because of Tormund's Member.

:)

[Brienne Of Bombay]

Goodluck, that song goes on forever doesn't it

"A member there was,

A member, a member,

All long, and wide,

And covered in hair"

Hehe, I noticed the next line in the song is "And come they said, and come to the fair"

:)

[The Titan's Legitimate Son]

Hmm... not sure... shouldn't Tormund take the place of the maiden fair instead? I mean, we all know he really lost half his member in the forging of Lightbringer, but he says he lost it to a bear...

He definitely lost half his member when he plunged into a lion, the bear is a cover up. It is known.

[Jon's Queen Consort]

Our Tormund's Member Shines Bright

Beware Our Tormund's Member

We Light the Tormund's Member

The Sun of Tormund's Member

The Tormund's Member Is Yours

Above the Tormund's Member

True to the Tormund's Member

From This Tormund's Member

Proud and Tormund's Member

The Old, the Tormund's Member, the Brave

Tormund's Member not Honors

We Guard the Tormund's Member

:bang: :bang: :bang:

And who are you, the proud wildling said,

That I must bend so low?

Only a man with a giant member,

That's all the truth I know.

A member of girth or a member of length,

The size, it matters not,

For is mine still long and sharp, my lord,

Although not as long and sharp as yours.

And so he spoke, and so he spoke,

That wildling of Ruddy Hall,

But now his spearwife weeps o'er his hall,

Because of Tormund's Member.

Yes now his spearwife weeps o'er his hall,

Because of Tormund's Member.

:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: no words :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

[Kateastrophic]

Did I post "Tormund's Member Goes Deep" already? ...Probably. Man, I'm running out of ideas.

[Jon's Queen Consort]

The Dornishman's Wife? Not anymore now its, Tormund's Member

"Tormund's Member was as fair as the sun,

and its kisses were warmer than spring.

But Tormund's Member blade was made of black steel,

and its kiss was a terrible thing.

Tormund's Member would sing as he bathed,

in a voice that was sweet as a peach,

But Tormund's Member blade had a song of its own,

and a bite sharp and cold as a leech.

As he lay on the ground with the darkness around,

and the taste of his blood on his tongue,

His brothers knelt by him and prayed him a prayer,

and he smiled and he laughed and he sung,

"Brothers, oh brothers, my days here are done,

Tormund's Member taken my life,

But what does it matter, for all men must die,

and I've tasted Tormund's Member!"

This is so wrong but I couldn't resist.

[ILoveSummer]

I don't know if this was already posted...

I never was as alive as I won Tormund's Member and never as dead as now I'm sitting on it.

[Kateastrophic]

"'Daenerys Targaryen has wed some Dothraki horselord. What of it? Shall we send her a wedding gift?'

The king frowned. 'Tormund's member, perhaps. A good long one, and a bold man to wield it.'"

[TheButcherCrow]

"'Daenerys Targaryen has wed some Dothraki horselord. What of it? Shall we send her a wedding gift?'

The king frowned. 'Tormund's member, perhaps. A good long one, and a bold man to wield it.'"

FTW

[Pinkie Baelish]

And who are you, the proud wildling said,

That I must bend so low?

Only a man with a giant member,

That's all the truth I know.

A member of girth or a member of length,

The size, it matters not,

For is mine still long and sharp, my lord,

Although not as long and sharp as yours.

And so he spoke, and so he spoke,

That wildling of Ruddy Hall,

But now his spearwife weeps o'er his hall,

Because of Tormund's Member.

Yes now his spearwife weeps o'er his hall,

Because of Tormund's Member.

They need to bring back the like button just for this post alone.

[KingGendry]

And who are you, the proud wildling said,

That I must bend so low?

Only a man with a giant member,

That's all the truth I know.

A member of girth or a member of length,

The size, it matters not,

For is mine still long and sharp, my lord,

Although not as long and sharp as yours.

And so he spoke, and so he spoke,

That wildling of Ruddy Hall,

But now his spearwife weeps o'er his hall,

Because of Tormund's Member.

Yes now his spearwife weeps o'er his hall,

Because of Tormund's Member.

:bowdown: Simply brilliant.

[Moon-Pale Maiden]

Once Tormund's member has set, no candle can replace it.