Lady Lea Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 You can actually help Jaime and A Man bathe.Perhaps together.Could Ja-Ja be a ship?And the Ja-Ja shippers could be the Ja-Ja Sisterhood!(Thank you Khal Pono!! :) I'll send you a PM in a sec) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerMixalot Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 sorry Ja-Ja does nothing for me :eek:Now a Ce-El :drool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khal Pono Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 I read about it in Carl Sagan's amazing book "The Demon Haunted World"I'll use teh Google and see what I can come up with.Ok so the shaving thing comes right out of the "Malleus Maleficarum" which has been called the most disturbing book ever written and which I'm sure GRRM has read about a zillion times. It's essentially a Church-sanctioned torture manual.It reads, "Of the Continuing of the Torture, and of the Devices and Signs by which the Judge can Recognize a Witch; and how he ought to Protect himself from their Spells. Also how they are to be Shaved in Parts where they use to Conceal the Devil's Masks and Tokens; together with the due Setting Forth of Various Means of Overcoming the Obstinacy in Keeping Silence and Refusal to Confess. And it is the Tenth Action."I got it from this website: http://www.cuttingedge.org/news/N1676b.cfm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Lea Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Ok so the shaving thing comes right out of the "Malleus Maleficarum" which has been called the most disturbing book ever written and which I'm sure GRRM has read about a zillion times. It's essentially a Church-sanctioned torture manual.It reads, "Of the Continuing of the Torture, and of the Devices and Signs by which the Judge can Recognize a Witch; and how he ought to Protect himself from their Spells. Also how they are to be Shaved in Parts where they use to Conceal the Devil's Masks and Tokens; together with the due Setting Forth of Various Means of Overcoming the Obstinacy in Keeping Silence and Refusal to Confess. And it is the Tenth Action."I got it from this website: http://www.cuttinged...news/N1676b.cfmOmg, thank you sooo much! btw if you want to help co-write that'd be most welcome ;) ETA: sorry for the derailment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittykatknits Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 sorry Ja-Ja does nothing for me :eek:Now a Ce-El :drool:Ce-El? Cersei and ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerMixalot Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 @ Ser_Patreck--you would fit in so well in Westeros. I can tell you so want me to have to do the walk of shame. Wicked, disagreeable women must be punished, right?Now I seriously cannot derail this thread anymore. I gave my vow, but as Jaime said, they make you swear so many vows.shit I want you to do the walk of shame too, hope that doesnt make me a bad guy. I would even sell meat pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khal Pono Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Omg, thank you sooo much! btw if you want to help co-write that'd be most welcome ;)ETA: sorry for the derailment!sounds like work! but I'll be interested to read it when you post it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter's Knight Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Ce-El? Cersei and ?Ellaria Sand.Sweet mercy, you think HBO can include a Ja-Ja scene? They do a lot of pointless sex scenes as is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittykatknits Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Ellaria Sand.Sweet mercy, you think HBO can include a Ja-Ja scene? They do a lot of pointless sex scenes as is.I doubt it. They seem to only like sex scenes that require prostitutes or for the woman to be naked while the man remain fully closed.But, we are seriously overdue for some shirtless men scenes in a big way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Lea Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Ellaria Sand.Sweet mercy, you think HBO can include a Ja-Ja scene? They do a lot of pointless sex scenes as is.no boobies or va-jay-jays, no dice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerMixalot Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Ce-El? Cersei and ?Ellaria Sand, she had a great attitude towards sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenhair Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 shit I want you to do the walk of shame too, hope that doesnt make me a bad guy. I would even sell meat pie.Not a bad guy at all, @ Ser Mixalot. I love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerMixalot Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 no boobies or va-jay-jays, no dice.they were somewhat advanced in the loras renly shipu even got some shaving there too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
courser Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 no boobies or va-jay-jays, no dice.There was theone peen... granted if you blinked you missed it... but there was peen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerMixalot Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Not a bad guy at all, @ Ser Mixalot. I love it!New Ohleans has the walk of shame regularly, without the shame part, godblessem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenhair Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Ellaria Sand.Sweet mercy, you think HBO can include a Ja-Ja scene? They do a lot of pointless sex scenes as is.I ran out of likes, which is sad because I owe you and @Lady Lea a lot of likes. HBO, if you must include Ros, please, please give us a Ja-Ja scene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter's Knight Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 they were somewhat advanced in the loras renly shipu even got some shaving there tooI was so peeved at the Loras/Renly scene in season 2-Jesus Loras, swell time to have a hissy fit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerMixalot Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 There was theone peen... granted if you blinked you missed it... but there was peenfortunately I blinked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Lea Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 they were somewhat advanced in the loras renly shipu even got some shaving there toothey kept their pants on! (also what was up with the shaving)fortunately I blinkedyikes, still scarred 4 lyfalso Hodor peen and Pycelle peen. Coulda gone without that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerMixalot Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 I ran out of likes, which is sad because I owe you and @Lady Lea a lot of likes. HBO, if you must include Ros, please, please give us a Ja-Ja scene.I vote instead of a Ja-Ja ship they call it a Ja-Ja Binks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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