Brony Stark Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Ends in a song of course, the one about the Dornishman's wifeThe Dornishman's wife was as fair as the sunher kisses were warmer than Spirng,But the Dornishman's blade was made of black steeland it's kiss was a terrible thingThe Dornishman's wife sang as she bathedin a voice that was sweet as a peachbut the Dornishman's blade had a song of it's ownand a bit sharp and cold as a leechAs he lay all around with darkness aroundthe taste of blood on his tonguehis brothers knelt by him and prayed him a prayhe smiled, he laughed and he sungBrothers oh brothers my days here are donethe Dornishman's taken my lifebut what does it matter for all men must die and I've tasted the Dornishman's wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harle The Handsome Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Jon Snow reading the kingsguard book to his son Jaime Targaryen "Jaime, you are named after the most honorable man in the history of the Seven"The kid's full name is Jaime Boros Targaryen, obviously?Jamie Aliser Targaryen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonourableSerLittlefinger Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 And everyone died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cersei of the Kingsguard Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 and here is Rickon Stark with the weather : Rickon Stark : Summer is coming ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Mac Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 As Tyrion struggle with the knifewound in his back, Littlefinger grabbed his pointed beard, and pulled. He pulled so hard Tyrion thought all the hair would rip off. Instead, his face slid down along with his hand. A mask Tyrion thought. He looked up as he saw Petyr Baelish turn into a large man, wider than he was tall. The man had a big, white beard, and was well into the winter of his life. Large glass lenses sat upon his big, red nose. The man laughed. "No one is safe" were the last words Tyrion heard before succumbing to the dark.http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/comalies/25658039/174419/original.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sand Snake No. 9 Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 @Mr. Motte -- I thought you were describing Santa Claus! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Mac Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 @Mr. Motte -- I thought you were describing Santa Claus! :lol:hahaha I feel GRRM and Santa Claus are interchangeable! Well, at least physically... because Santa Claus will give you presents, and GRRM will take all you hold dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pod The Impaler Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 The body of Lord Ramsey Bolton fell headless, right next to that of Lord Baelish himself.The pack was busy in the background, tearing the meat form Ser Ilyn Payne and Hosteen Frey's bones. One hundred sworn swords looked on, yet none dared venture out of the gates.The Wraith mounted Stranger, then pointed Needle at the cask of bones, lying in the wet snow. Blood poured offthe blade as while Lady Dustin and Bowen Marsh looked on from the parapets of the Dreadfort.She snarled up at the battlements, "You better bury Ned right!... Better not cut up, nor otherwise harm no whores... or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons of bitches!"The Wraith spurred the horse up the road, and with Shaggydog, Ghost and Nymeria trailing close behind her, she disappeared into the onslaught of sleet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caelestis Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 "You know what? Let's not go to Westeros. 'Tis a silly place," declared Daenerys Stormborn and turned back towards Meereen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Sansa Stark Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 It ends with the Song of Ice and Fire of course. What else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonourableSerLittlefinger Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 The body of Lord Ramsey Bolton fell headless, right next to that of Lord Baelish himself.The pack was busy in the background, tearing the meat form Ser Ilyn Payne and Hosteen Frey's bones. One hundred sworn swords looked on, yet none dared venture out of the gates.The Wraith mounted Stranger, then pointed Needle at the cask of bones, lying in the wet snow. Blood poured offthe blade as while Lady Dustin and Bowen Marsh looked on from the parapets of the Dreadfort.She snarled up at the battlements, "You better bury Ned right!... Better not cut up, nor otherwise harm no whores... or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons of bitches!"The Wraith spurred the horse up the road, and with Shaggydog, Ghost and Nymeria trailing close behind her, she disappeared into the onslaught of sleet.Awesome movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall Tyrion Lannister! Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Jon Snow sat on the Iron Throne a tired man. The Others had been defeated, the wall had been rebuilt and all the Seven Kingdoms were once again united. All Jon Snow wanted to do was take one long slumber, never to be disturbed, but being king, he couldn't do that. so he had spent all afternoon hearing the usual peasants complaining about the usual complaints.He was getting bored when up came a man who he had never seen before. "Jaime" he said looking at the Kingslayer "Who is this man and what does he want?"Jaime looked at the King and said"This is Howland Reed and he claims to know who your true parents are"The endAuthor's note-Because fuck you that's why Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WindOfWinter Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 "And it was the best pie ever, but he'd never have that recipe again." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red King Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 The dragons burned down the ghost grass, the cities and castles, the People, the wall, the Iron throne, and the ships. Westeros was truly boiling, a place Others dared not venture. Westeros was at peace and Dany had finally conquered with Fire and Blood. But mainly fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Hippie Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 The raven viewed the smoking battlefield with glee; his plans had come to fruition and every obstacle to his rule was smashed. Baratheon, Stark, Lannister, Targaryen. All nothing in the face of his almighty fury."Corn," he mused, mussing his feathers with his beak. "Corn." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sand Snake No. 9 Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 The raven viewed the smoking battlefield with glee; his plans had come to fruition and every obstacle to his rule was smashed. Baratheon, Stark, Lannister, Targaryen. All nothing in the face of his almighty fury."Corn," he mused, mussing his feathers with his beak. "Corn."Not only do I like this, I like this a lot. :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostcause Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Joffrey put another bolt in his customized crossbow as he stepped out of the shadows, over his mothers corpse, still with the Imps hands around her throat. Lowering the weapon to an inch of his Uncles mismatched eyes he growled:"Didn't you know Uncle?" he rasped through lips pale as death. "Kings don't die. They reload."TWANG!The end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brony Stark Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Joffrey put another bolt in his customized crossbow as he stepped out of the shadows, over his mothers corpse, still with the Imps hands around her throat. Lowering the weapon to an inch of his Uncles mismatched eyes he growled:"Didn't you know Uncle?" he rasped through lips pale as death. "Kings don't die. They reload."TWANG!The end.And then Tyrion did the Matrix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 He awoke slowly and wiped the sleep from his eyes. The intensity of the dream lingered with him for a few seconds, and as he rose to pour himself a glass of Arbor Gold from the wine jug that lay on his bedside table, Rhaegar Targaryen decided that Lyanna Stark wasn't his type. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmholt Posted August 12, 2012 Author Share Posted August 12, 2012 Not only do I like this, I like this a lot. :thumbsup:Me too especially with the Children of the Forest supposedly residing in ravens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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