Scott Blackfyre Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 Is so big, Steven Spielberg takes its calls. :cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Answer Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 Tormund better do some serious work at the wall. W.W.J(jon).D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire Eater Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 Is so big Wun Wun feels shy in the locker room with himIs so big Tywin Lannister saw it as his only rivalIs so big the High Priest of R'hollor claimed it to be Azor Ahai Reborn or the PtwP (Penis that was Promised)Is so big it became the inspiration for the name of the sellsword company, the Long LancesIs so big it was King-beyond-the-Wall before Mance Rayder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brony Stark Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 Once Tormund saw a naked girl down by the river, his member was so long he managed to enter the girl when the river was still between them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter Wind Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 Tormund's member is so long, he's already banging a girl who doesn't appear till A Dream of Spring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsoiafFTW! Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 tormund's member is so long that he can use it to pole vault across the wall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scurvy Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 Tormund's Member is so long that when he pissed off the wall he got hit with the splash back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainStorm Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 Tormund's Member is so long that the wildling always call him when they need a rope to climb the wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mumatil Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 Jon: Tyrion what the hell are you doing past the wall? Get out from under that table!Tormund: Oh sorry about that Jon, ( tucking his member) don't feel bad, alot of people make that mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florina Laufeyson Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 Is so big it became the inspiration for the name of the sellsword company, the Long Lances :lmao:Tormund's Member is so large, the wildlings mistook it for the Horn of Joramun. Its so big, that Harren modeled his castle's biggest and tallest tower after it. In actual size. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davos' fingertip Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 Tormund's member is so long, even The Others call it The Other.Tormund's member is so long, Even Cersei Lannister's over-used self is not big enough for it.Tormund's member is so long, That when it appears in Melisandre's fires, the fire goes out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Net-Viper X Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 Tormunds member is so big it doesn't fit inside women, women fit inside it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crow in a White Sea Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 Tormund's member is so long that he was used to extinguish villages on fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florina Laufeyson Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 Tormund's member is so big and glorious, Brandon the Builder modeled the Wall after it.Its so magnificent, Aegon I flew all the way to Westeros to conquer it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese Pudding Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 ...is so big that Daenerys is going to use it as a bridge and she'll finally reach Westeros...is so big that actually Tormund is a member of it, not the opposite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Arianne Martell Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 is so big that Arianne Martell became jealous of not having more lines devoted to her own goods.is so big that it destroyed the Reigns of Castamereis so big that it can climb over the Vale and destroy itis so big that the mother of dragons, khalessi of the dothraki sea, Danaerys Strombra---Stormborn, Queen of the Rhoynar, etc. etc. found a way to hatch three eggs of it and conquer Westeros. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crow in a White Sea Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 It is an actual fact that Tormund's member has the same effect of fire on Wights and the Others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Groat Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 ...that it was built by Bran the Builder and even he thought it was big. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolverine Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 I forgot why I usually don't enter the book forums anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Blackfyre Posted August 21, 2012 Author Share Posted August 21, 2012 HAR HAR !! Keep 'em coming :whip: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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