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Rhymes of Ice and Fire v.14


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I'd just like to preface this by saying that I really, really appreciate the work that George R. R. Martin has done. Obviously, since I'm here. But more to the point, I entirely respect when an author feels himself slowing down and needs to take a book at his own pace. The gods know I know the feeling (for instance, this stupid little song took me way longer than it should have). My point is this: there is no malice in this. None. It is good-natured ribbing.

Sincerely, The Winds of Winter

I am unwritten, can't read my mind, I'm undefined

You're just beginning, I'm waiting on you, far overdue

Working on a hundred other projects

Growing dusty in the corner

From the prequels to the lands and show and cookbook

Hiding a thousand different secrets

That have waited near two decades

Release my publish date

And tell the world how I'll end

No one else can do it for you

Only you can tell them when

No one else, no one else

Can speak the words on your lips

Help me tell these words unspoken

So my story is wide open

Today is when you can begin

The rest is still unwritten

Oh, oh, oh

I know who will die, some of your plans might freak out the fans

I've been on standby, but now it's my time, so set me unconfined

Staring at the blank page before you

Don't know how to tell the story

Of the things that are going to go down in Westeros

What will become of all the characters?

How much trauma's yet to come?

Who'll be sitting on the Throne?

Will the Others ever show?

Will Queen Cersei win her trial?

What has happened to Jon Snow?

Will Brienne, will Brienne

Bring Jaime to Stoneheart?

Will the Starks take back Winterfell?

Will something happen with the Martells?

What goes on at the Citadel?

The rest is still unwritten

The books are coming to the ending

Just one book after this one

Let me sing the song of ice and fire that we've kept hidden

Is the Hound at the Quiet Isle?

Is Bran gonna become a tree?

Who is Azor Ahai?

Who is Cersei's valonqar?

Is Young Griff the son of Rhaegar?

Really, what the fuck is Quaithe?

No one knows, no one knows

If Dany gets to Westeros

Who the hell are Jon Snow's parents?

It's all told in Winter's Winds

After me, there's still A Dream of Spring

The rest is still unwritten

The rest is still unwritten

The rest is still unwritten

Oh, yeah, yeah

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There's a certain gravedigger on the Quiet Isle who disappears from time to time. Noone knows where he goes. The truth is that he takes his ukulele, sits on the top of a hill and starts singing to this tune:

Living has, so far, been a pain in the neck

I ran from K. L. and there'is no turning back

I've killed with a greatsword, and I have cut off heads

I've killed all my life but now I'll rest abed

For all my life, the solution's been drink

But now I am changed, or so I think

The Hound days are over

The Hound days are done

My life has been hauting

But now it is done!

I've killed many men, and I've butchered some other

And everyone knows I wanted to kill my own brother

But when I left the Trident behind

I couldn't see any other ways to survive

The Hound days are over

The Hound days are done

My life has been hauting

But now it is done!

And I never stopped to count all the men I've slew

But things have changed when they told me Sansa killed Joff and then flew, oh

Burning men, scared me, and King's Landing I fled

But no more, I fight, because I have learned better than that

The Hound days are over

The Hound days are done

My life has been hauting

But now it is done!

I've killed many women, and I have raped many other

People should not burn the face of their little brothers

But when I left the Trident behind

I couldn't see any other ways to survive

The Hound days are over

The Hound days are done

My life has been hauting

But now it is done!

The Hound days are over

The Hound days are done

My life has been hauting

But now it is done!

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This is from Jaime's and Cersei's arcs from aGoT through aFfC.

THE THING'S I'DO FOR LOVE (JAIME LANNISTER FEAT. CERSEI LANNISTER).

(Based on I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That) By Meat Loaf.)

JAIME:

Ah! the things that I do for love

I killed a King and his Hand,

Ah! the things that I do for love

I'd never leave without you and that's our pact.

But I'll never let my brother Imp die right now

- Oh no - no way - I would do anything for love,

But I won't do that, I won't do that, anything for love,

Ah! the things I do for love, Ah! The things I do for love,

But I won't do that, I won't do that.

Some days you're against Baratheons,

Some days you're against the Starks,

Some days you're against The Tullys,

And your treason theories just never end.

Some nights we sleep in King's Landing,

Some nights it's in Lannisport,

But the one in Winterfell was something I haven't done before,

This twincest it's crazy,

But it's crazy and it's true,

And the Faith can't save me,

No one else can save me now but Brienne.

As long as King Robert's been drinking,

As long as wildfires take burning,

As long as your dreams are coming true - You better believe it! -

Ah! the things that I do for love

And I'll be there during the treason trial -

Ah! the things that I do for love

And I'll take the white of The Kingsguard -

But I'll never forgive myself if I don't release Tyrion - Tonight -

Ah! the things that I do for love

Ah! the things that I do for love

Ah! the things that I do for love

But I won't do that, I won't do that...

I would do anything for love,

Anything you've been dreaming of,

But I just won't do that...

Some days I pray to the Warrior,

Some days I pray to the Crone,

Some days I just pray to the Stranger hoping he will take my soul.

Some nights I lose the feeling,

Some nights I lose control,

Some nights I just lose it all

When I hear you fucked Moon Boy for all I know.

Maybe I'm just a Knight,

And that's all I'm qualified to be,

Being all dressed in White,

The one and only promise I can keep.

As long as Lannister Gold is lasting,

As long as the Hand's Tower is burning,

As long as your prayers are coming true - You better believe it - !

Ah! the things I do for love

And you know it's true and that's a fact,

Ah! the things I do for love

Even if you slept with two Kettleblacks -

But I'll never let him rot in the black cells for you,

Gods No! - Gods No! - I would do anything for love,

Ah! the things that I do for love

Ah! the things that I do for love

Ah! the things that I do for love

But I won't do that, I won't do that!

I would do anything for love,

Anything you've been dreaming of,

But I just wont do that...

But that won't stop me of releasing him

Any night of my life - No Way -

Ah! the things that I do for love

Ah! the things that I do for love

Ah! the things that I do for love

But I won't do that, I won't do that!

CERSEI:

Will you shave your beard?

Will you keep your locks?

Will you get me Moon Tea to get rid of Robert's Child?

Will you make my Winters a little less cold?

JAIME:

I can do that!

I can do that!

CERSEI:

Will you push down children

who catch us by surprise?

Would you tell Lord Tywin you'll be wearing the white?

Can you give me your claim to Casterly Rock?

JAIME:

I can do that!

I can do that!

CERSEI:

Will you keep clutching to my ankle like when we were born?

Will you be Lord Commander of sweet Tommen's Kingsguard?

Can you give me three Children so I can be a mom?

JAIME:

I can do that!

I can do that!

CERSEI :

Will you cater to every evil scheme that I've got?

Will you bed me at my will, when I disguise in peasant clothes?

Will you sleep with me in my bed when Robert passes out drunk?

JAIME:

I can do that!

I can do that!

CERSEI:

After a while you'll realize everything is true,

Tyrion is evil, that monstrous little Imp,

And you'll see that it's time to kill him off.

JAIME:

I won't do that!

I won't do that!

CERSEI:

I've known the Prophecy since I was very young,

another will come and she will cast me down,

And my valonqar will choke away my life...

JAIME:

I won't do that!

I won't do that!

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A girl stands quiet in the dark

Her mind a wandering daze

She stares down to the black water

Her eyes a heavy glaze

She feels her face for one last time

And tears slip down her cheeks

Too many scars to be more than

A permanent, disfigured freak

The stares of pity, dismay and fear

Dance behind her eyes

Too ugly for the world to bear

Alone each night, she dies

Silently, she fills her hands

And brings them to her lips

She takes a pause, then one deep breath,

And takes a single sip

A sense of peace falls over her,

A lightness in her chest

She lets the weight lift from her heart

And then lays down to rest

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A sad song

The year have made him wiser

He knew that he could see

The lies behind the laughter

And knifes into the sleeves

Come into my castle

The proud Lord had said

The main hall is the warmest

We'll share our meat and mead

But he was now a man

As great as it was father

This whole scene is a farce

All rats straight from the gutters

The Lord had begged for mercy

But he knew not to take heed

For the words of rats are empty

And dead men have no needs

But what does it matter

If all is just a dream

He goes now to see father

For all he did, he did for him

The King in the North.

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So, I randomly stumbled upon this cute widdle song, and it reminded me of the Stark kids, especially little Arya and Bran, back in the good old days when everything was still allright :crying:

Barely changed.

(also I'm sick and on meds so if this doesn't make sense, bummer :P)

When the cold winds are rising

and the sky is clear and bright

Misty mountains sing and beckon

lead me out into the light

I will ride, I will fly

Chase the wind and touch the sky

I will fly

Chase the wind and touch the sky

Where heart trees keep secrets

and the wolves are fierce and bold

Dark waters hold reflections

of kings dead long ago

I will hear their every story

take hold of my own dreams

Be as strong as the castle’s towers

and proud as an eagle's scream

I will ride, I will fly

Chase the wind and touch the sky

I will fly

Chase the wind and touch the sky

And touch the sky

Chase the wind, chase the wind

Touch the sky

Edit: also, has anyone seen this movie? Any good? I'm sick at home and pretty bored xD

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What Dany should be and do. Hopefully. At some point. Soon. :D

Watch me watch my dragons grow

As we fly across the sea

Watch me watch my people know

How queenly I can be

Hear me roar over the land

See me in your nightfires

Watch me draw a battle plan

As I soar higher and higher

Do you see my dragons grow

Flying across the sky?

Can you see them swooping low

There'll be nowhere to hide

Across the lake, we found a king

With eyes so blue and bold

The winter did his army bring

Like children's tales of old

For too long I've cried the cry

Threatening with blood and fire

But now I'll take to the sky

Reborn from the pyre.

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widdle riddle (super easy):

A piece in a game of power,

a secret move, across the sea,

instead of conquering the queen,

the dragon checkmated me.

___

Frozen, by a river of fire,

death dancing in a gown of green,

even the strongest flee in terror,

fuck this city, fuck the queen.

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Frozen, by a river of fire,

death dancing in a gown of green,

even the strongest flee in terror,

fuck this city, fuck the queen.

Wearing ugly scars,

He has seen hell before.

Been kicked too many times,

Couldn`t take any more.

He is his own dog now,

The lions soon learned.

Took his Stranger and wine.

The strong arms rule the world!

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This song reminded me of Quentyn and Dany, with all the fire references...poor Quentyn :( (Also if you squint it fits others too...JonCon and Rhaegar maybe? Orrr Loras and Renly?)

(I hope this link works for you, it's blocked in Germany, I couldn't find a better one)

What makes a man do the things that a man does

To be the very thing he perceives would capture your heart?

What does it feel like inside?

Does it hurt you at night?

Or does it keep you alive, and set you on fire, on fire?

I would give anything for the touch of your skin

Yes, I would burn here for years

Up in desire, desire

What makes someone believe in a man such as me?

Unworthy to sit at your foot or your crown

I can only let you down

What does it feel like inside?

Does it hurt you at night?

Or does it keep you alive and set you on fire, on fire?

I would give anything for the touch of your skin

Yes, I would burn here for years

Up in desire, desire

And some men spend their lives

Chasing the accolades of pride

That would have never crossed my mind,

But now you’re always on my mind

What does it feel like inside?

Does it hurt you at night?

Or does it keep you alive, and set you on fire, on fire?

I would give anything for the touch of your skin

Yes, I would burn here for years

Up in desire, desire

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One for the watchers on the Wall :D (not for anyone specific, barely needed any changes)

In my head I am already gone

All roads snowed up, decisions decided on

But in my nights there are restless hours

When hours just go down and nothing else comes up

And the only thing we know

Is it's getting dark, get ready to go

And the only thing we see

Are the last lights of the day

And if you're too tired

Go to sleep my brothers, I

And if you're too tired

Go to sleep my brothers, I'm all right to fight

And in my heart I'm the weary kind

I'm much too tired to cry

Though it's sad enough for tears

It's been try, fail, try for years

And when the next day comes along

I don't know who will be gone

I don't know if we'll survive

And the only thing we know

Is it's getting dark, get ready to go

And the only thing we see

Are the last lights of the day

And if you're too tired

Go to sleep my brothers, I

And if you're too tired

Go to sleep my brothers, I'm all right to fight

And we're much too young of men

To carry such heavy heads

And tonight for the first time

It felt good to be alive

Yeah, we're much too young of men

To carry such heavy heads

And tonight for the first time

It felt good to be alive again, my friend

The Only thing we know

It's getting dark, get ready to go

And the only thing we see

Are the last lights of the day

And if you're too tired

Go to sleep my brothers, I

And if you're too tired

Go to sleep my brothers, I

And if you're too tired

Go to sleep my brothers, I

And if you're too tired

Go to sleep my brothers, I'm all right to fight

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This is pretty amateurish but I was bored at class and this was what I could do. There might be grammar-vocabulary mistakes, sorry for them already :P

There was a man name Walder

And his heart was hard as a boulder

He was the Lord of the Crossing

And he was very a good at harassing

Those good people who wanted to pass

Trident's fork with colour of grass

One day at his doors he had

Young Wolf trying to rescue his dad

In the hurry there was an agreement made

With Lion's victory that one will quickly fade

Young Wolf made a mistake and give the reason

To old Lord Frey for jumping into treason

There was a man named Walder

And his honor ges questioned every day, louder

He betrayed his liege and his king alike

And his actions earned him enough dislike

Now all that Old Walder can hope

Lady Stoneheart's Frey-taking rope.

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I think it is based on something I heard somewhere.

Jon and Daenerys

And we saw

The cravens claw

A crow's black wings.

A woman king

That came with spring

Found aging bones.

A winter rose

Long ago froze,

Dream stayed a dream.

The sun streched beams

Ice ran in streams

He was no more.

Them not getting to know each other is a good thing :smug:

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