Winter's Knight Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 After spending nearly a year on the boards, I have discovered certain trends that all topics follow. I present to you, the Principles of Boardology:All topics lead to Stannis: Every topic has the potential to turn into a Stannis topic. The potential for this to occur is directly proportional to how well regulated the topic is. Ergo troll topics/, general discussion topics and Sansa-bashing will inevitably lead to StanStanning.Every Stag Is A Dragon All Dany threads will inevitably involve a Stannis discussion and vice versa. If carried on long enough, the topic will deteriate into a "Burn them all" free-for-all.Cat's Law: Every Cat topic will inevitably dissolve into a Cat/Jon argument.TySan's Law It is impossible to discuss Tyrion without rehashing his wedding to Sansa.Rape Rape: Neither Robert nor Tyrion may be discussed without an argument involving rape in Westeros.Inevitable Posters: It is not possible to discuss certain topics without certain posters. For example, no Cersei-topic is complete without yours truly, a Sansa-discussion sans Lyanna Stark,Rapsie and Brashcandy cannot exist and Mance-chats will attract Butterbumps without fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ab aeterno Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 After spending nearly a year on the boards, I have discovered certain trends that all topics follow. I present to you, the Principles of Boardology:All topics lead to Stannis: Every topic has the potential to turn into a Stannis topic. The potential for this to occur is directly proportional to how well regulated the topic is. Ergo troll topics/, general discussion topics and Sansa-bashing will inevitably lead to StanStanning.It is known :bowdown:Inevitable Posters: It is not possible to discuss certain topics without certain posters. For example, no Cersei-topic is complete without yours truly, a Sansa-discussion sans Lyanna Stark,Rapsie and Brashcandy cannot exist and Mance-chats will attract Butterbumps without fail.Don't we get a mention? :crying: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter's Knight Posted December 16, 2012 Author Share Posted December 16, 2012 It is known :bowdown:Don't we get a mention? :crying:Every thread is a Stannis-thread remember? It is inevitable that you'd show up-I'd have to spend all day listing the topics StanStans show up on. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ab aeterno Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 Every thread is a Stannis-thread remember? It is inevitable that you'd show up-I'd have to spend all day listing the topics StanStans show up on. :PDue to the exceptional caliber of the threads we have had over the past few days I find myself chronically out of likes... :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
butterbumps! Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 After spending nearly a year on the boards, I have discovered certain trends that all topics follow. I present to you, the Principles of Boardology: Inevitable Posters: It is not possible to discuss certain topics without certain posters. For example, no Cersei-topic is complete without yours truly, a Sansa-discussion sans Lyanna Stark,Rapsie and Brashcandy cannot exist and Mance-chats will attract Butterbumps without fail.lol, I also seem unable to resist topics on LF. Until each and every reader of ASOIAF understands that he is nothing more than a privileged, upjumped gigolo non-mastermind piss-ant, I feel like those threads attract me like white on rice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-Ro Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 Lol, its true, Stannis finds his way into everything. Its remarkable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1234567 Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 [*]All topics lead to Stannis: Every topic has the potential to turn into a Stannis topic. The potential for this to occur is directly proportional to how well regulated the topic is. Ergo troll topics/, general discussion topics and Sansa-bashing will inevitably lead to StanStanning.That's because Stannis rocks. [*]Inevitable Posters: It is not possible to discuss certain topics without certain posters. For example, no Cersei-topic is complete without yours truly, a Sansa-discussion sans Lyanna Stark,Rapsie and Brashcandy cannot exist and Mance-chats will attract Butterbumps without fail.Oh shucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ab aeterno Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 That's because Stannis rocks.Yes, yes he does. :bowdown: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter's Knight Posted December 16, 2012 Author Share Posted December 16, 2012 lol, I also seem unable to resist topics on LF. Until each and every reader of ASOIAF understands that he is nothing more than a privileged, upjumped gigolo non-mastermind piss-ant, I feel like those threads attract me like white on rice.You're like a Westerosi version of those irritating proselytisers: "Good morning good ser, have you heard that LF is a Pissant? No? Then let me lead you to the light". ;)ETA: Only without the irritating bit because you are awesome.I wanted to list Patrickstormborn under Dany but he's always so busy nowadays. Shoudl've mentioned David Selig for Cat and Jon and AM for Jon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Wing Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 I wonder if this thread will turn into StannisThread... :wideeyed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-Ro Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 I have never read any lf praise, does he really have fans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
butterbumps! Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 You're like a Westerosi version of those irritating proselytisers: "Good morning good ser, have you heard that LF is a Pissant? No? Then let me lead you to the light". ;)Oh come on, I'm performing a valuable service. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-Ro Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 I wonder if this thread will turn into StannisThread... :wideeyed:Of course it will, just give it some time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter's Knight Posted December 16, 2012 Author Share Posted December 16, 2012 I forgot to mention in the OP-the topic's meant for y'all to share your laws as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Wing Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 Of course it will, just give it some time.Every thread leads to Stannis.All threads must Stannis.In Stannis we trust.A thread without Stannis is like a night without terrors.I'll stop now... :leaving: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ab aeterno Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 Every thread leads to Stannis.All threads must Stannis.In Stannis we trust.A thread without Stannis is like a night without terrors.I'll stop now... :leaving:For the thread is long and full of Stannis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 Any heated dispute will inevitably devolve into some variation of "maybe you should actually read the books."After reading thousands of arguments on who is and isn't 'badass,' the word no longer has any meaning to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigFatCoward Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 After spending nearly a year on the boards, I have discovered certain trends that all topics follow. I present to you, the Principles of Boardology:how on earth have you managed 5,000+ posts in less than a year? is this a full time job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-Ro Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 Any heated dispute will inevitably devolve into some variation of "maybe you should actually read the books."After reading thousands of arguments on who is and isn't 'badass,' the word no longer has any meaning to me.Stannis is the only badass that matters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Walrus Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 Law 1: The mods can be very inconsistent. For example, Vol 9 of the Confession threads got to 64 pages before being locked, and yet today i've found two locked threads that didn't get past two pages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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