Black Wolf Smith Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 Natural causes.i want him to die of natural causes, with all his male children dead or lost. i want him to echo the rat cook story.Damn it, Ninja'd with my own theory.Of Natural causes, in his bed, knowing he has no male heirs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 He will die Tyrion's dream death.What was it? In a warm bed and belly full of wine with a mouth around his wang.So he'll be dumped in a pile of hay with Shagga feeding the goats right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valyrian Spoon Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 How he dies isn't important, It's what happens after his death that is. Right now the old sod is the only thing stopping his Brood from tearing eachother for pieces for advancement.The Freys will destroy themselves after his death or at least the survivors will be weak enough to be mopped up by a third party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon's Queen Consort Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 In his own bed in the age of 80 85 90... I am leaving... :leaving: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morgan1028 Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 He has to live long enough to see his family wiped out, then he can die alone at the hands of UnCat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faceless Assassin Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 I think he will just die in his castle, obviously it would be good if one of the Starks avenged Robb, but its not really possible. I saw someone suggest that Arya would warg Nymeria and use the wolf pack to take down the Freys... not sure that's very likely, would be awesome though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Green Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 Choking on Frey Pie courtesy of Lord too-fat-to-sit-on-a-horse.Though seriously, he's going to kick the bucket of old age, then the remaining Freys will desimate each other and Olyvar will become the new Lord of the Crossing, after changing his surname to that of his mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kephv Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 Wolves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scipio Africanus Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 My hope is that Arya gives him and all the other Freys "the gift" of the pointy end, followed by a culinary session by Lord-too-fat.The alternative being GREATJON Umber breaking free from his chains per his sigil and pummeling and throtteling his way accross the Twins.I think however Walder Heffner will die peacefully in his sleep (with his wife's mouth...you know the rest), thinking to the end his family has won. Unfortunately for the Freys the infighting will start right after that and it will help the further fall of the Freys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcb Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 He will die Tyrion's dream death.What was it? In a warm bed and belly full of wine with a mouth around his wang.Sounds about it. Lord Walder is already old, now someone must only get him drunk, cut off his cock and stuff it in his mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GillyTarly Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 RELEASE THE KRAKKEN ON FREY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le.Chevalier.D'Eon Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 I got to the Red Wedding on my reread today and it was actually even more sad than the first time. It got me to thinking how will the horrible Walder Frey die and who will do it. I have a feeling GRRM will have something very special planned for such a hideous creature as he. I'm betting it will either be Bran or Arya who does it. The most fitting death would be for Bran to warg Nymeria's pack and have him ripped apart in front of many of his children. I could also live with him being roasted by a dragon that Bran wargs. He should certainly die at the hands of a Stark or Jon Snow.He's a survivor. The man will die of old age, on his 100th birthday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GillyTarly Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 Have UnCat and Ayra roast him in his own castle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catelynstark4ever Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 I seriously hope the BwB takes over the Twins (they already have a spy in there) and Walder sees UnCat before she stabs him to death with Oathkeeper!!!! That would be fucking amazing!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Sansa Stark Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 I think he'll die of natural causes just before Lady Stoneheart gets him. Or Nymeria and her pack, or a Bolton, or Lannister or anyone else. The irony would fit, I'd say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falling Snow Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 Knowing GRRM, I would not be surprised to see WF sitting on the iron throne :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall-Talker Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 Nymeria and her pack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teridax467 Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 to see him die in his privy would be an original and unseen death! Oh wait... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of a Harpy Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 Baked into a pie and fed to Nymeria. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoorLollys Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 painfully Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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