Jojen's Paste Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 What's the funniest theory you've ever heard on this forum?I personally liked the Jojen Paste Version 2 theory, which convinced me to make my own account here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victarian Revolution Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 As if jojen paste wasnt bad enough, what is version 2 dare i ask? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janos Slynt Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Any theory that is not clearly supported by any textual reference that does something more than "not contradict it" or does not have several hints for it.I won't cite any, people can take it really personally here. :dunno: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerolunar Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Robb being alive. Beric could not have given his life to both him and Cat, so I find this theory quite hilarious. Prove me wrong if you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frozentree Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Sandor and Gregor are brothers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Pigeon Pie Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 That Varys is not a Eunuch. Just plain old silly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Drunkard Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 The Dany = Jesus Christ theory.I'm still not sure whether that was meant to be taken seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie Baelish Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Hodor raped Catelyn and Rickon is their demonspawn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sordelor Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Not really a theory, but Dany being a good general. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crowford Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Every single theory that implies ASoIaF is either the past or the future or the "real world", that science fiction technology is somehow involved or that it shares it's universe with any other fictional story.Fortunately I have never seen stupidity like that on this board, but over at tvtropes "theories" like this crop up from time to time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Selig Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Sandor and Gregor are brothers. This one easily. For those of you who haven't read it - you really should. You can find it here - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TalalOfDorne Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 This one easily.For those of you who haven't read it - you really should. You can find it here - http://asoiaf.wester...e-are-brothers/I came here to post the same, but I was beaten to it :P . Yes people, read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveSnow House Stark Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 For me, that Jon Snow is actually Lyanna and King Roberts child. Someone seriously posted that and seemed to believe it, mostly based off of looks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janos Slynt Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 This one easily.For those of you who haven't read it - you really should. You can find it here - http://asoiaf.wester...e-are-brothers/Man, you won me! :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu101 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Jon is the saviour :stillsick: Dany believes Jon's the real deal There's something hidden in WF's tombsTyrion's a TargJojen is actually Howland Lady Stoneheart = Cat The worst has got to be LF caused Robert's Rebellion. Are you kidding?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danielsnag Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Though I'm pretty sure it was a troll, it made me actually lol.The theory that Hodor is actually Aegon. When he was allegedly killed, he actually survived, but suffered severe brain damage as well as damage to his pituitary gland, causing excessive growth. The name Hodor is a combination of the words he heard just before his injury; his mother calling for the guard to "Hold the door! Hold the door" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morienthar Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Hodor raped Cat and Rickon is their kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerolunar Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Hodor raped Catelyn and Rickon is their demonspawnThat's beyond ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jojen's Paste Posted August 21, 2013 Author Share Posted August 21, 2013 That's beyond ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victarion Chainbreaker Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 My own attempt at humor, which unfortunately got locked:Dany and Cercei will become lesbian lovershttp://asoiaf.wester...t/#entry4840472 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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