Xray the Enforcer Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 all editors are evil manifest. Or so claim writers the world over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry. Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Bah, editors are but people who remember grad school critiques better than most Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosicus Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Does anyone else find it amusing that mystar is berating Bakker for the crazy names in his books, but one of Goodkind's main characters is Zeddicus Zul Zorander? Maybe mystar knows a lot of people by that name and so it seems normal, but I for one thought it a bit odd. As well as cheesy-typical-fantasy-wizard-name-ish. Or it would, if Goodkind wrote fantasy. Can I say cheesy-typical-storyofthenobilityofthehumanspirit-wizard-name-ish? all editors are evil manifest. Or so claim writers the world over. evil manifest? Does that mean that editors are really chickens-who-aren't-really-chickens? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry. Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 I think mystar was just fishing for a reaction. I just made a dick joke instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xray the Enforcer Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 evil manifest? Does that mean that editors are really chickens-who-aren't-really-chickens? *cluckcluckcluckcluckcluckcluckcluckcluckcluckcluckcluckcluck* FEAR ME, MORTALS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry. Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 And thus the Sign of the Chicken-that-is-not-a-Chicken is revealed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jagged Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Chick-Fil-A serving up a little evil in every meal since 1967. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hark Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Someone whose nick and avatar bear a striking resemblance to mine just made a post on GioG that makes me think that forum should have a fan fiction section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaime L Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Someone whose nick and avatar bear a striking resemblance to mine just made a post on GioG that makes me think that forum should have a fan fiction section. WTF, HbS? Either that's like your Tyler Durden alter-personality who posts on Goodkind boards when you sleep or someone has seen you on this board and has paid tribute/effigy to you. Or you're the cheap Goodkind is God poster imitation who's infilitrated this board to spread your pro-Ayn Rand agenda. I don't know which is most chilling. Side note: I like his last line: "THIS is ORIGINAL WORK, not some copied crap like what you right." He's got attitude. He's got verve and apparently he rights much better than we do. Secondary Side Note: I wonder who the cheap imitation Jaime Rico is on that board. $10 says he goes by the name Jaime Rahlco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hark Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 WTF, HbS? Either that's like your Tyler Durden alter-personality who posts on Goodkind boards when you sleep or someone has seen you on this board and has paid tribute/effigy to you. Or you're the cheap Goodkind is God poster imitation who's infilitrated this board to spread your pro-Ayn Rand agenda. Hey, whoever he is, he writes like a freakin' jeanious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xray the Enforcer Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Oh my gods, I wish we could have 30-line sig files. The whole thing. I want the WHOLE THING. (and maybe it could rise up?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jagged Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 As he stalked into the gloominess of the dark cavern, his eyes ajusted to the gloominess, they're puples widening to let in more light. From the corner of his peripheral vision he could barely scrutinize a mysterious object in the gloom ahead. Ponderusly he edged further into the dark cavern, getting himself deeper into it and closer to the more distant and non-proximus parts of the cave. Whom was there he could not fathom to think. Whom? Indeed. Suddenly, a slow movement of the obstructed object he had been looking at caught his eye. It was nothing but an avariciously meticulus specter of ashen fury. Turning towards it he got into a war stance like no other war stance. The luminous walls of the dark groto thrummed with the power that was corsing through his pulsing veins. It seemed as though everyone stood still, holding their aspirations, tension filling the air. "You there, I can see you, I know you are there. Get out and stand up right now, this is your final warning," he howled through clenched teeth. The object wheeled about and through itself at him with a sudden lurch. Almost imperseptably fast, and with amazing speed, he whipped around, turning, and dropped into a fighting stance. Before anyone knew what was going on, he slowly stealed himself and gathered his rage for his assault. When it came, it came so fast that even the damp walls of the cave shuddered with exhilerant surprise. He shattered the object's face with a single blow of the sword. Bits of unidentifiable brain, skin and bone fragments sprayed everywhere, oozing. ~~ Fan Fiction by Hard but Soft That is the single greatest piece of Fan Fiction in the history of the net. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry. Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 It needs a goat to make it perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hark Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 It needs a goat to make it perfect. oooh! oooh! check it now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xray the Enforcer Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 oooh! oooh! check it now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaime L Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Hard but Soft is becoming my new obsession: Fanatic-Templar wrote: Ha! Ha! Ha! I'd counter with a suit for idiocy How effing ridiculus!! GEEEZ! You're stupidity knows no bouns. Even if it was TG who was an idiot insted of YOU, you can't sew him for idiocy cause there isn't any LAWS against it, YOU MORON!!! Its probibly a good thing there is no laws against it cause else YOU would get sewed!!!! Your lucky you don't get kicked off this bored with all the insults you through at TG. Its very sad that people like you are so limited that you hate his stories so much that you have to defacate the man's caracter just because you don't get his stories. At least this is AMERICA where even dimwhitt's like you have a say, unlike your pressius canada. We saved your asses' in World War 2, scrotum skin, the least you could do is be gracious. I have nothing to add. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Werthead Posted June 23, 2006 Author Share Posted June 23, 2006 Had to pwn that for my sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hark Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 You know what the funniest thing about GioG is? Our users have posted a total of 1948 articles We have 73 registered users The newest registered user is mystar If the sheer numbers can cause a casual visitor to second-guess him/herself for even a second longer, it's all worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry. Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 It's perfect now. Although it would have been great if the goat had bleated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xray the Enforcer Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 It's perfect now. Although it would have been great if the goat had bleated write yer own fan fic. Seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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