Arya kiddin' Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Why marry Brandon so far south? We have Lyanna, we'll do it the Targ way. *rubs hands Next: Maester Cressen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AssHat Ahai Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Lyanna kidnapped by that milquetoast? The other way around, more likely. My daughter is a sexual predator with a thing for Emos. You better hope the dragon really does have three heads, Aerys, beause she's gonna bite at least two of 'em off. And turn up the damn heat in here, this armor is freakin freezing.Next: RenlyD'oh. Ninja'd by AK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godsbraid Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Maester Cressen: "Stannis! Wipe that smile of your face and get back to work - this is serious!" Next: "Alleras" the Sphinx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AssHat Ahai Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Hey, check out my ginormous member. Next: Doran Martell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RhaenysBee Posted December 5, 2013 Author Share Posted December 5, 2013 Forgive and forget - that's my philosophy. Tywin Lannister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godsbraid Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 *hahaha!* that was the BEST joke I've heard in years! Next: Littlefinger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAddichio Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Never venture into the redlight district of any city--there's nothing there to interest a man. Come instead to visit my house of pleasureable corndogs. A raven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Twit, twit, twit. Next: Elia Martell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katerine459 Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 Elia: Look, Rhaegar, I really, really don't care if my baby is the "promised one," or whatever. I'm really not feeling well, you know! Why don't you ever pay attention to me, and my needs? Next: Barristan Selmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AssHat Ahai Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 I got your back, Jorah. Bro's before Ho's. Jalabhar Xho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alys Fiddlewielder Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 "I hate bright colours. I really do." - Jalabhar Emo Next: Strong Belwas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godsbraid Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 Strong Belwas: Ahhhh! P-p-papercut! Am I going to die? *sniffle* :crying: Next: Rhaegar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 burn, babies, burn! ghost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAddichio Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Jon is the worst master ever -- never going to follow him anywhere! AWooooo Nest: Bronn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stan the Man Baratheon Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 I don't want money for that, I am your friend.Next: Stannis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alys Fiddlewielder Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Yo Renly, I love you, man! Next: Dagmer Cleftjaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RhaenysBee Posted December 8, 2013 Author Share Posted December 8, 2013 What's dead is dead. Here we bows before the Starks of Winterfell. Quaithe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alys Fiddlewielder Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Hey Dany, I just wanted to let you know that you're gonna meet a pirate captain, a red priest, a dwarf, an exiled lord, a Dornish prince and your actually-alive nephew, and that you probably shouldn't trust any of them, OK? Also, those glass candles are burning back in Westeros, so there gonna be magic n' shit. Oh and watch out for the bloody flux epidemic that's coming too. I'll keep you up to date with more useful info. Next: Salladhor Saan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godsbraid Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Saan: Piracy? No, I think I'll just settle down on a quiet farm. Next: Alys Karstark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Of course my Uncle can marry me off wherever he chooses. Net: Bowen Marsh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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