TheTowerOfJoy Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 I love the way you think TOJ. :cool4: One can only dream :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BearIslander Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 King Tommen eating only beets for the rest of his life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BearIslander Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Ed Tollett getting laid by lots of most beautiful wildling chicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
complexphoenix Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Littlefinger should be poisoned by someone he thought he had in the bag. He should die not knowing who killed him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dany Girl Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Who is this, exactly?LF... sorry, was just on a post about him and left out his name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grand old duke of stark Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Dany being eaten by Drogon (while thinking, "But Quaithe never told me not to trust the dragons".). Bloodraven rejuvenating himself with a daily dose of Bran-paste and some Hodor on the side. Roose being asphyxiated when Fat Walda rolls over on him. Sansa getting tipsy during her wedding to Harry the Heir and falling through the Moon Door. Wyman Manderly having just "one more thin mint" and exploding. Thus ending the GNC. Walder Frey turning into the Rat Cook, but only able to find bread and salt fAegon finding out he's not Aegon, a Blackfyre, or even of noble blood, but successfully winning the DoD anyway. But when he sits on the IT, he's pricked by a sword and dies immediately of blood poisoning. Jon not waking up. Varys being forced to join the Unsullied. Littlefinger falling into Ramsay's clutches and becoming the next Reek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTowerOfJoy Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Meryn Trant should be murdered in his bed/home and have his head mounted on a spike. Roose Bolton should probably be leeched to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EstEst Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Roose Bolton dark-magicked himself into blood of a dragon, killed by a leech that drank his blood and fire-spat at him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearson Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Melisandre being confronted by Marwyn the Mage who conclusively proves to her that only her magic been real along, leading her to abandon her human sacrifice craving. She has a crisis of faith, then opens a Westerosi charity organization, aimed at making sure the Westeros' common people can keep warm during the long winter, by teaching fire magic exclusively to bastard children. Stannis somehow capturing Tommen and his kitten. The kitten melts his heart and while he doesn't recognize Tommen's right to the throne (now because Tommen tells him he'll rather be a lion tamer when grows up), he swears fealty to Daenerys. Littlefinger getting pecked to death by Bran-Crows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Dayne's Honor Posted October 26, 2013 Author Share Posted October 26, 2013 Roose Bolton being slain by Jaime Lannister and Jaime says "Robb Stark send his regards" as he does it.http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/97603-the-kingslayer-slays-the-kingslayer-to-become-the-kingmaker/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon stark I Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Jaime Lannister getting hanged and yelling " where is my plot armour???????????"Roose Bolton and Ramsay tortureing each other for eternity.Dany being eaten by Drogon Varys losing his way in tunnels and die of hunger in there.Tyrion recovering from Greyscale but dying from an STD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
complexphoenix Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Littlefinger falling into Ramsay's clutches and becoming the next Reek. That would be the best thing ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'll pay the iron price Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Yara cutting off Ramsays willy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Consigliere Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Yara Asha cutting off Ramsays willy Fixed. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhymes with Weak Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 There is a sadist in every poster, apparently.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grand old duke of stark Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 There is a sadist in every poster, apparently.... ...so never put a sword in his/her hand. Or spear. Or battle ax. Or mace. Or poison! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommen Beetsbane Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 I love the way you think TOJ. :cool4: preach brother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommen Beetsbane Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Roose being asphyxiated when Fat Walda rolls over on him. that might be the funniest thing i've read on this forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woman of War Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 The thread for those who fantasize about torturing and mutilating their neighbour because he left his car in their driveway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTowerOfJoy Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 The thread for those who fantasize about torturing and mutilating their neighbour because he left his car in their driveway. No, just for people that want to see the sick jerks in this book get what's coming to them :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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