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A Character's Comeuppance


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Sansa realizing LF started all of this crap and he is why she has lost half of her family.



Jaime finally getting the fact that Cersi is nuts and incest is bad.



Dany getting her butt to Westeros and finishing it only to realize it's too late and no one cares anymore.



Jon, Arya, Sansa, Rikkon trying to save Bran from the cave and he tells them he wants to stay.



Benjen, The Blackfish, and BWB saving the Kingdom just to put some little shit on the throne.

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Manderlys gettting Lannister and Bolton section right besides Frey pies.


Shaggydog(while being warged by Rickon) tearing Bolton and Freys apart and making their relatives eat and go on and on everyday.(this one was my little cousins idea he is only 15 and I am starting to think about the effects of this book on him)


UnCat sending Cersei a christmas tree with Jaime hanged on it.


Sansa going totally Ramsay on LF.


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Jeyne Poole marries...um... Garlan (he's described as attractive right?) Has lots of children. Becomes Lady Tyrell. And lives out the rest of her days in Highgarden with her loving family.

Jaime, Vic, Barristan, JonCon, all die sword (or ax) in hand.

Aegon keeps Qyburn in his service once he takes KL and sends Cersei to the latter for "experiments".

Arya singlehandedly destroys the Freys, before dying.

Other houses get awesome magic pets. I mean its only fair.

Loras kills Stannis in single combat.

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Selyse Baratheon - Someone finally tells her "OH SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU MISERABLE HAG!", and there's nothing she can do about it.



Roose Bolton - In a big public gathering, the Boltons and their allies are told the truth about the "Frey Pies". There's an uncomfortable silence, then Ramsay asks if he can have seconds. (Followed by the Great Northern Facepalm.)



Meryn Trant and Boros Blount - both get slapped around until they cry



Cersei - accused of nefarious (but somewhat arbitrary) crimes, and taunted horribly by the ignorant, unwashed masses King's Landing ... heh.


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Young Robyn flying...errr falling.


Cersei finding out Jaime slept with other women (or woman)


Melisandre being beheaded at a weirwood to satisfy the old gods.


Ramsay being torn apart by his own dogs or Stark wolves.


Freys becoming the new Castemere- they played their own funeral song at the Red Wedding, bridges don't have fangs or claws.


Tyrion finding Talisa and her telling him that she wants him to go away and never come back.

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Walda Frey Bolton killing Ramsey so her unborn child can be the rightful heir ... then that child, Walda and her father dying in the long winter of hunger in their own hall


Roose Bolton getting a terrible leech infection that spreads to the entire Frey clan .


Cersi dying of some sort of venereal disease, that only whores get.


Tommen - cat scratch fever.


Little Finger meeting up with Stoneheart then being gelded and sent to Varys in a box, alive.


Stannis burning Theon at the gates of Winterfell ,driving Ramsey mad for his Reek.


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