Norrtass Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Hey guys i just thought of this theory while sitting on the loo. It makes so much sense and i can't see how i haven't thought of it before. Jon is Neds bastard through Lyanna and RhaegarSo let's back up a bit. We know that Lyanna was beautiful, even Ned says as much. But, incest is a huge crime in the sight of the gods! So what Ned did was that he warged into Rhaegar so he could have sexy time with Lyanna! But the only way to get that through was to get her away since she was betrothed to Robert. So he abducted her via Rhaegar so all the blame would go on him so that he could enjoy Lyanna for himself (We have no clue how far away you can warg somebody). I mean clearly he did not love Catelyn since he's tried to put his own children through as much misery as he could, Marrying Sansa to Joffery etc.This was all cleverly done of Ned just so he could get a child in Lyanna without actually comitting a crime in the sight of the gods and/or get a child in her.What do you guys think? I personally am convinced!TL;DR Ned warged into Rhaegar and made Jon with Lyanna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victarion Chainbreaker Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Maester Hodor? Is that you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Sacamano Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Great job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Selig Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Makes total sense to me, it's all so logical, plausible and convincing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norrtass Posted November 4, 2013 Author Share Posted November 4, 2013 Thanks guys! Took me a while to get myself to belive it but now i'm a beliver! Wargned is the only possible father for Jon and i'm glad you all are here to agree with me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addam of Hull Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 ...wow, I'm learning something new everyday. I never knew that Rhaegar was a wolf! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norrtass Posted November 4, 2013 Author Share Posted November 4, 2013 ...wow, I'm learning something new everyday. I never knew that Rhaegar was a wolf! Why on earth would he be a wolf? Remember Bran could warg into Hodor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter's Knight Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 I feel so dirty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Merry Other Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Makes total sense to me, it's all so logical, plausible and convincing. Why is it that I detect sarcasm here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victarion Chainbreaker Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Why is it that I detect sarcasm here? There must be something wrong with your sarcasm detector. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Consigliere Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 It all makes sense now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
servant of the drowned god Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 So many crazy theories, this might be the craziest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norrtass Posted November 4, 2013 Author Share Posted November 4, 2013 So many crazy theories, this might be the craziest. I disagree, this is clearly hard for people to digest since R+L=J has been around for ages. But this doesn't actually contradict it, just that Dear old Ned had a dirty hand in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sordelor Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 That I didn't think of that...it appears Ned is way smarter than I tought he was, but...Cersei and Jaime are secret Targaryens because they commit incest, so that means Ned and Lyanna are also secret Targs... so excelly it was still incest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadrich Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 I personally think that Ned was being warged by Bloodraven at the time he was warging Rheaghar, and at the same time Bloodraven was actually being warged by Bran. But in the end it came out to be that it was Rheagar that was warging Bran, who was warging Bloodraven who was warging Ned who was warging Rheagar. So in the end it was Rheagar who was sleeping with Lyanna! Oh my god, how could I not think of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladytiger Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 This Wargned theory and the theory that Asha is really a man are probably the most bizarre ASOIAF theories that I've seen on here. :ack: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Greg of House House Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Meh. 1/10 Troll thread about warging abilities? Meh. Just the other day we had the 'Jaime was warged while he defenestrated Bran' or whatever. More creativity, trolls! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norrtass Posted November 4, 2013 Author Share Posted November 4, 2013 Whatever floats your boat. I for one am utterly convinced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Red Hand Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Weidmo of the forum, I name thee Troll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northbound Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 So..Ned is Zesus and Jon is Perseus? Well, I'm sold! Anything that makes the Ned more badass, is good for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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