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1. the wall has a weirwood tree skeleton under the ice


2. R + L = J


3. Mel will at some point sacrifice Stannis because he has kings blood in favor of Jon, AA, PtwP


4. We'll find out how the Direwolf mom got past the wall


5. They figure out that the world is round and Dany will attack Westeros from the west.


6. Dany roasts (f?)Aegon


7. Dany is Jon's Nissa Nissa, Bran wargs her dragon


8. Arya takes out Littlefinger for the debt he created while being master of coin


9. Catelyn sacrifices her UnLife to save Rickon/Sansa/Arya at some point (like Beric did)


10. Jon, Bran, and somehow Arya warg the dragons (the dragon has three HEADS not three riders) :P


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1. Real or fake, Aegon is dead.


2. Jamie dies saving Daenerys' life.


3. Arya kills Littlefinger to keep him from killing Sansa.


4. TPwwP/AAR died saving the world.


5. The Tyrells lose everything.


6. Tyrion masterminds the takeover of Casterly Rock, going through the sewers.


7. Varys gets killed by a dragon (literal or figurative).


8. The final winner of the Iron Throne no longer wants it, or never did to begin with.


9. The Wall and the Night's Watch are no more


10. Sansa and Sandor get married and live happily at Highgarden.



ETA Bonus: The Twins are no more, Dany's dragons burned that bridge. :cool4:


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1. Euron is a warg, and he used to warg Aeron when he was a kid.


2. All the dragons will get killed


3. Stannis will get beheaded


4. Arya will kill Varys


5. Shireen will be queen at the end of the story


6. Bran will escape out the bottom of the cave, head North and meet up with Benjen


7. Bloodraven has been contacting Patchface


8. The Tyrell's will be completely ruined (I stole that from the post above but it sounds likely)


9. Despite what most people think, Aeron will be really important and do loads of important stuff


10. Nobody will warg a dragon. That would be silly.


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1. Jaime is Azor Ahai

2. The Others are not 100% evil

3. Stannis dies thanks to Roose/Ramsay foul play

4. Theon kills Ramsay

5. Jaime kills Cersei on command of Lady Stoneheart

6. Sandor vs Robert Strong

7. Robert Strong is a headless undead Gregor Clegane

8. Jorah kills Dany

9. Tyrion rides a dragon

10. Bloodraven is the main threat

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1. Plagues, dragon-roasting, starvation, and general death and destruction will decimate the population of Westeros.


2. The Wall will fall.


3. Jon Snow will be resurrected after hanging out in Ghost for awhile.


4. The major royal houses will all fall.


5. "Snow", "Rivers" and the other bastard names will become new house names.


6. Walder Frey will die in his bed at peace. :bang:


7. Melisandre will burn Shireen.


8. Sandor will return to be cut down by Robert Strong.


9. Cersei will kill her own two children.


10. LS will be killed by Arya.


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1. Jon and Dany will get married, but it won't be a marriage for love.


2. Dany will go insane and burn down KL.


3. There are Ice Dragons beneath the Wall, waiting to be awoken with the Horn of Winter.


4. The Faceless Men will side with the Others.


5. The end of the series will see the Seven Kingdoms divided into several separate Kingdoms once more.


6. Stannis will live and be king.


7. Arya will die without ever getting back to Westeros and seeing her family.


8. Bran will Warg a dragon


9. The final battle will Dragons vs. Others, neither will be good or bad.


10. Bran will have the last chapter.


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1.) Tommen dies of an illness, nothing too painful


2.) Myrcella gets crowned as Queen, and appoints her uncle Tyrion as hand, making him Lord of Casterly Rock


3.)Jon becomes undead, but better than Lady Stoneheart, he is almost like a living person


4.) Cersei loses her trial, and is forced to watch as Tyrion becomes Lord of CR and Hand


5.) Myrcella dies some way or other, and Tyrion is crowned King of Westeros


6.)Jon, Dany, and all the possible Targaryens come to King's landing to discuss the threat of the others, as well as Stannis and Mel coming too


7.)Cersei poisons Tyrion, then Arya assassinates Cersei


8.)Using Mel's magic, Tyrion extends his shadow across all Westeros, somehow destroying the threat of the others, but dying as he does so


9.) Jon and Dany marry, becoming King and Queen of Westeros


10.) Bran ends up Lord of Winterfell


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That'll do, Queen Whore ^. The great hopes for Walder's death are LS, or Vale troop-swoop, or Black Walder realizes poppa Walder is going to live forever unless HE does something about it (after making himself 1st in line). That'd kinda be fitting, offed by a Frey "worthy" of him.





Arya new master of whisperers at KL


BWB descends on the Riverrun, beats Pete's forces to the Twins, "victorious" Pete walks into LS's trap when he tours his new Twins.


Tyrion takes the Rock from below as his contribution to Stormy's invasion, confronts Jaime there, perhaps with sis in attendance also, turns Jaime over to Daeneyrys like Christ was turned over to the Romans.


Renewed Targ Incest with Stormy D. & Aegon--who likes it.


Bronn is the thorn in the crown's side that keeps digging in deeper and helping Golden Company to do the same till the balance tips.


Tyrion gets either Mormont or Plumm elected as the new triarch in Volantis by campaigning on "Free whores for everyone" using the same funny money trick.


Nymeria, Ramsay. Ramsay, Nymeria.


Bran learns to smell the fingers of the Great Other from afar, using extrasensory perception that allows him to mind meld with the Great Shadow in the east and call forth a legion of dragons to fight the Others after Stormy's all fall to betrayal or targ infighting (looking like a tragic waste of needed dragonry till Bran steps up to the plate).


Darkstar will not be a difference maker. Euron will. The doorman at Euron's party inside Highgarden will turn Darkstar away. Star will then sneak over the garden fence to do something ruthless to the punch bowl.


It won't matter who the three heads of the dragon are.

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  • 2 weeks later...

1. Bran never leaves the cave.


2. The Wall will fall.


3. There's going to be a huge Grey Plague epidemic in the South.


4. Cercei gets Queen Helaena'ed, possibly by the Sand Snakes, then she pulls a Queen Helaena.


5. Sansa kills Little Finger.


6. Dorne does NOT side with fAegon.


7. Victarion will drown because he's a dumbass who wears armour on a ship.


8. Dany will unite all the khalasars.


9. Mel will switch her allegiance from Stannis to Jon.


10. The Others will attack King's Landing.



ETA:



Bonus: Big Walder inherits the Twins.


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1. Davos is the Hooded Man in Winterfell

2. We will not read about Skagos

3. Coldhands is the guy that is sacrificed in Bran's vision, and his name was Brandon Stark.

4. Ned Stark is Jon Snow's biological father

5. Tyrion will die in the battle of Mereen (that is why the battle was not included in ADwD, so that the tv show keeps Tyrion into season 6)

6. A faceless man killed Varys

7. Jaime and Bran will meet again, Bran then skinchanges into Hodor to push Jaime

8. The controversial Sansa chapter has her giving head to Littlefinger

9. Jaime and Cersei are Targaryens, the proof is valonquar (a Valyrian word) from the prophecy, and Jaime strangles Cersei when she sets King's Landing on Wildfire

10. We won't read any of this as GRRM will not finish the series once the tv show overtakes him.

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  • 2 weeks later...

1. The White Walkers just want to know what happen to King Puddles' unsinkable ship the Isnæc


2. Hot Pie will give a gift to Mercy: A poisoned lemon cakes


3. Jon Snow is of the night.


4. Moonboy will sit on the Iron Throne before Dany.. because his claim is better.


5. Petyr Baelish has a little wiener.


6. Euron is secretly a godly man.


7. Varys just wants to go back to the house with the red keep.


8. There is oil in the lands of always winter, but the White Walkers' civilization runs on Wilding oil.


9. All albinos (i.e. Valyrians, Qarthinians, et al.) in Essos actually come from the cities of the bloodless men, Grumpkins come from Ulthos


10. All events depicted on the PoVs were written into a series of books by Marwyn the Mastiff using his magic candle, but as publishing medieval books is understandably slow, it will take 25+ years to finish the series.


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1. The Wall will fall early in WOW.



2. When the Wall falls the Others will come south and all the Ironborn who have a watery grave will rise up as will some of the Drowned Men and the Iron Islands will be overrun by the walking dead.



3. Asha will inherit what is left which won't be much.



4. Stannis will die in WOW. He will never sit the IT.



5. Victarrion will be eaten/fried by one of the dragons. They will spit out his damaged arm.



6. R'hllor and the Great Other are the ying/yang of each other.



7. Jojen was not eaten, but he was blood sacrificed to the weirwood tree. Unfortunately he is dead.



8. Margaery will lose her trial precipitating war between the Lannisters and the Tyrells.



9. LS will revive Jon.



Julia Martell, I, too, think Big Walder will inherit the Twins!



10. There will be a satisfying ending.


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  1. One of Dany's dragons will die

Dany will end up mad like her father

Jaime and Brienne will end up alive and together (shhhh)

Sansa will rule the North and the Starks will reunite

Jon is Ned's bastard for real yo

Cersei will die by the hands (hand?) of Jaime

Stannis will sit the IT

Arya won't become a FM and will instead use her training to escape and continue her journey (and meet up with Gendry again)

Summer will come!!!!!

Not everyone will die

Too optimistic, I guess. Whatever.

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1. King Jon Targaryen, First of His Name, King of the Andals, Rhoynar, and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm.


2. Hand of the King Stannis Baratheon


3. Sansa kills Littlefinger then marries fAegon


4. fAegon is a Blackfyre


5. Euron is a Faceless Man


6. Dany becomes chaotic evil and is killed


7. Jon dual wields original Ice, Arya wields Dark Sister, fAegon wields Blackfyre, Jorah wields Longclaw as Lord Commander of the Night Watch


8. Lady Stoneheart kills Brienne and Walder Frey


9. Arya kills Roose with Robb's face, Asha kills Ramsay


10. Jaime kills Cersei


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1. Jon wargs into Ghost, Mel brings him back.


2. Arya convinces the FM to fight the Others ("who are you, child?" "I am Arya of House Stark, and I am going to help my brother, you camel's cunt.")


3. Sansa tricks Littlefinger into trying to rape her, then kills him. :ack:


4. Sansa then brings Littlefinger's head to KL, tells Cersei what he did with Olenna. Cersei believes her bc/ she hates the Tyrells, and she thinks Sansa isn't a threat. (continuing the innocent little girl act.)


5. Jaime kills Cersei just before she f***s up the entire realm by attacking Stannis as he prepares to fight the Others.


6. One of Dany's dragons will die.


7. Jon and Dany go ham on the Others while riding dragons (basically flying flamethrowers).


8. Arya kills Stoneheart.


9. Jon is executed for breaking more rules even though he saved the realm.


10. Just before he dies, he sees Arya watching and smiles at her. "Valar Morghulis"

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1. The Others will lose.


2. Before that, the Wall will fall.


3. The Dragons will have some part in defeating the Others.


4. FAegon's story will be an unwelcome distraction from the colossal battle with the Others.


5. The Ironborn will lose.


6. Stannis will die a hero.


7. Arya will see everyone on her list die.


8. Sandor Clegane will kill Gregor Clegane.


9. Dany will help defeat the Others.


10. Dany haters on this forum will be disappointed about prediction 9.


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1. Bran will warg into a dragon and "fly"

2. Cersei loses her trial after undead Gregor is exposed during the trial by combat.

3. Jon Snow is reborn as AA and uses the night's watch (a.k.a. Lightbringer) to help defeat the others.

4. Dany accepts the Greyjoy alliance because of her need for ships and lands in Westeros mid winter.

5. Jon Snow is revealed to be the son of Rhaegar but stays loyal to the NW instead of claiming the iron throne.

6. Aegon is real.

7. Sansa let's Sweetrobin Arryn die (controversial chapter) so she can become more powerful in the Vale after marrying Harry.

8. Bolton and Stannis are forced into a shaky alliance after the others attack them mid battle

9. 75% of the population of Westeros does from starvation, wights, winter, or war. It snows as far south as Dorne.

10. Arya completes her list but still feels dissatisfied afterwards, leading to her suicide or retirement.

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7). Jon is Aegon. Faegon is the son of Ashara and Ned. Varys took the wrong kid. Faegon is a Dayne/Stark.

  1. Jon is Ned's bastard for real yo

RLJers' heads just collectively exploded in anger at this proposition.

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1. Theon is Azor Azhai; either Jeyne Poole or Asha will be his Nissa Nissa.



2. At least one of the Tyrells will be directly involved in the deaths of Tommen and Myrcella.



3. Jaime is Cersei's 'valonquar'.



4. Sansa will bring down Littlefinger, but he won't die.



5. Sansa, Arya, Bran and Rickon Stark will all survive the series.



6. Daenerys and Jon won't both survive the series, one will die.



7. Targaryen forces - probably Aegon's/Jon Connington's, but possibly Daenerys' - will kill Shireen, either deliberately or by collateral damage.



8. Neither the dragons nor the direwolves will survive the series; magic will leave the world along with older creatures.



9. The last person to sit the Iron Throne will be Bronn.



10. Littlefinger will end up running a seedy brothel in Braavos, his influence and power and confidence gone.


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