AdmiraloftheDothrakiSea Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 My personal favourite would be Crow's Eye. It'd be a crazy psycho, violent marriage where they hate each other but would have a crazy violent consensual sexual relationship. Cersei would probably try to poison the Crow's Eye but he would find out and cut her tongue out then probably fuck her and she'd be turned on by him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gneisenau Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Ned and CerseiJaime and CerseiRhaegar and Cersei Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fiddler Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 My personal favourite would be Crow's Eye. It'd be a crazy psycho, violent marriage where they hate each other but would have a crazy violent consensual sexual relationship. Cersei would probably try to poison the Crow's Eye but he would find out and cut her tongue out then probably fuck her and she'd be turned on by him That escalated quickly... :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pod The Impaler Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 My personal favourite would be Crow's Eye. It'd be a crazy psycho, violent marriage where they hate each other but would have a crazy violent consensual sexual relationship. Yeah, I have to say this is a pretty good match. Personality wise, they are both cruel megalomaniacs who would gladly step over anyone's corpse to get more power, including their own kin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twatbeards conspiracy Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 How bout Bronn after she tries to have him killed, or my favorite Ramsay. Wonder if he'd have 2 bitches named Cersei or just 1? Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
( Bloodraven ) Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Stannis Baratheon is the correct answer.They despise each other sfm reading their POVs would be hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippocras Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 I am thinking Littlefinger might make a move, to get his hands on all that gold, and since no one else would marry her at this point.Euron might go for her too, for similar reasons, if his plan for Dany fails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdmiraloftheDothrakiSea Posted April 9, 2014 Author Share Posted April 9, 2014 Stannis Baratheon is the correct answer.They despise each other sfm reading their POVs would be hilarious.They'd both hate the marriage. Cersei would try to kill him but Stannis is too astute and keeps things in order. Hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bastard Snow Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Theon as they both hate candles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newstar Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 I wouldn't wish her on anyone except maybe Jaime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanF Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Patchface. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippocras Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Stannis has better options IMO. But who knows. If Selyse dies it depends how soon he needs allies, where he needs them and whether or not the Three Queens conflict is in full swing, over, or simply building up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chatty Duelist Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Eddard and Cersei (Both Pre-Robert's Rebellion). Imagine that, Ned as Hand handling all the business, while Cersei plays Lady Macbeth and dirties her hands so Ned doesn't have to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
( Bloodraven ) Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 They'd both hate the marriage. Cersei would try to kill him but Stannis is too astute and keeps things in order. HeheHe'd take her to Dragonstone, she'd be miserable. And the twincest would stop. I guess she could sleep with someone else, but Stannis' men would be too afraid to betray him. Atleast he won't cheat on her so maybe it won't be as bad as Robert/Cersei.Cersei/Melisandre though :leer: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chatty Duelist Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 He'd take her to Dragonstone, she'd be miserable. And the twincest would stop. I guess she could sleep with someone else, but Stannis' men would be too afraid to betray him. Atleast he won't cheat on her so maybe it won't be as bad as Robert/Cersei. I honestly think Stannis would be thankful for a super-hot wife. He'll regret it when he finds out that Cersei's been fucking her brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylva Santagar Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 My personal favourite would be Crow's Eye. It'd be a crazy psycho, violent marriage where they hate each other but would have a crazy violent consensual sexual relationship. Cersei would probably try to poison the Crow's Eye but he would find out and cut her tongue out then probably fuck her and she'd be turned on by him :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Targdust Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 The Ned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chatty Duelist Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Would Le Ned cry "Ashara" at his wedding night like Robert said "Lyanna"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyoftheNorth72 Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Walder Frey. :)I realized he's already married to his 8th wife but considering his actions at the RW, I have no doubt that he'd be happy to rid himself of her to get his claws into Cersei. And a little thing like some incest wouldn't bother him. Boy would I give a lot to be a fly on the wall at THAT wedding and bedding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Targdust Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Would Le Ned cry "Ashara" at his wedding night like Robert said "Lyanna"?I imagine that night to be too frigid and awkward for anybody to be crying out names.Robert had a ton of booze to deal with his. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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