Table8 Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 Jojen paste. Theory for the stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerys Blackfyre Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 secret Targs everywhereTyrion not being Tywin'sand many more that I don't recall at the moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dany Girl Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 I'm a bit disappointed after finding out what the "Jojen paste" theory really entailed. I thought it was something else lol, not nearly as macabre, but just as gross :lol:Check out Jojen paste vs 2... it's a locked thread. Twice as gross. I'll give you a hint, the paste comes from Jojen, but it's not his blood ;)http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/98139-jojen-paste-20/?fromsearch=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadrich Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 Yeah; Jojen Paste. It's like an indicator of people who are to believe every crackpot theory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Broke Howard Hughes Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 I know they're just jokes (hopefully), but anything that mentions Satin. It annoys me to no end to hear his name mentioned in any serious discussion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dany Girl Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 I know they're just jokes (hopefully), but anything that mentions Satin. It annoys me to no end to hear his name mentioned in any serious discussion.Satin is no joke, it is the most real and honest love story within ASOIAF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bloodofwinterfell Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 The theory that Sansa is not a main character and only exists as an observer for the reader is absolutely ridiculous. There is no logic behind it, it's just the reader being biased against a character. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shk12344 Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 I know they're just jokes (hopefully), but anything that mentions Satin. It annoys me to no end to hear his name mentioned in any serious discussion. Don't feed the trolls. They post it just to get reactions. Best to ignore those pointless comments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victarion Chainbreaker Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Don't feed the trolls. They post it just to get reactions. Best to ignore those pointless comments. That's not necessarily true. I often troll just to boost my post count. :cool4: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harle The Handsome Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Anything involving the Skagosi Unicorn CavalryI picture your Skagosi Unicorn Army to look like this: http://www.flickr.com/photos/87258185@N00/sets/72157603724213121/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marillon Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Check out Jojen paste vs 2... it's a locked thread. Twice as gross. I'll give you a hint, the paste comes from Jojen, but it's not his blood ;)http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/98139-jojen-paste-20/?fromsearch=1 :lol: Thank you. This was actually my initial thought upon hearing the Jojen paste theory tbh. I don't know which is more messed up, the fact that this was my first thought or the actual theory itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady of Dragonstone Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 Roose Bolton is a vampire. Sansa Stark is evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robar Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 Cat + Hodor = Rickon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blugenes Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 Anything relating to Merling Theory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrus Martell Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 Euron is the Dusky Woman. And Elia Martell cheated on Rhaegar: http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/101408-did-elia-cheat-on-rhaegar/page-6 I just facepalm at both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wise Fool Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 Ser Robert Strong is really Lady Stoneheart. Though I just made that theory up right now, it sounds fairly stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blugenes Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 *Merling theory = Varys is not human but an evil sea creature who is not attracted to human females, rarely eats, does not like sunlight, and under a glamour that makes him appear like us. He is bent or on a misson of having the Wall destroyed and the Land of Always Winter subject to fires that would melt most of it. This combined with humans warring amongst themselves means more real estate for the Merlings. Littlefinger is part Merling himself and works to counter Varys, but realizes if he said anything it would mean his rejection from court as a madman. The wights are in fact under control of the merlings while the White Walkers are aware of this and trying to contact the humans somehow, but being repulsed at every turn and having to defend themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
princessswan Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 The only classmate I had who read the books was convinced Joffrey was gay because he liked to have women beaten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fresh PtwP Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 Jojenpaste- I find it weird that like 80% of the forums do not trust BR or the CoTF (evidenced by the daily "what is their endgame" threads.) yet Jojenpaste is sooo unbelievable. I trust BR but if I didn't this would seem pretty feasible. R+C=T- pretty obscure for good reason but its Robert and Cersei = Tommen. I love this theory but it is blatant wishful thinking especially considering we learned early that the "seed is strong".Vic=AAR- this is one of those catastrophic events that might actually make me put down the series. Just no.Mance=Rhaegar- for what reason? Does the prophecy call for him uhh...chilling with wildlings for 15 years? What would possibly make Rhaegar want to hangout in the SuperNorth for so long? How would no one notice Rhaegar "Conspicuous as Hell" Targ heading North anyways? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stan the Man Baratheon Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 Don't know if someone mentioned it but anything from the black hawk is a contender for stupidest theories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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