Magnar of Skagos Posted November 28, 2015 Share Posted November 28, 2015 How would Jon look like a Northman if he only had the blood of the Valyrians of the far east and the Dornishmen of the far south? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Creighton Posted November 28, 2015 Share Posted November 28, 2015 My girlfriend would like to know the name of that miraculous and infinite hair dye, if it's not too much to askNinja Black 71 it's really expensive and is made of shadow so it recharges every night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddard Scissorhands Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 Ninja Black 71 it's really expensive and is made of shadow so it recharges every night.It's a magic element in the story GRRM has yet to reveal. [emoji5] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Turtle Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 Before opening this I thought hard and long about any improbable construct which would make the title of OP possible I came with this:Elia has a secret affair with Brandon Stark at Harrenhall. Baby A is born looking a Stark.Lyanna and Rhaegar sleep together at Harrenhall and create Targ looking child B. Rickard Stark keeps this a secret and when the child is born not caring for a bastard he gives it to Howland Reed to take care of. Meanwhile at Dragnstone Elia is desperate to hide her adultery so she contacts a man she befriended during Harrenhall Tourney - Howland Reed. They secretly swap Stark looking baby A for Targ looking Baby B. However for some reason still unknown Howland gives this child to green men whose magic stops its grow.Rhegar kidnaps Lyanna and the war starts. Lyanna becomes pregnant again and and soon a glamoured person leaves the Isle of face with baby B. They arrive into ToJ just in time and a green man person kills Wylla takes her face and secretly swaps baby B who is again allowed to grow with a stillborn baby C. No one learns about this.Of course aside of Howland Reed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great and Mighty Poo Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon's Queen Consort Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 Actually the books have NEVER addressed this. Only from the interviews you can really find out that Dany isn't fire proof. But feel free to correct me if I'm wrongThat was my point. The Targs are neither fire proof or fire resistant or any other über human shenanigans. They are many Targs that have died because of fire.Well, there are indications about it:''I am looking into hell, but I dare not look away. She had never been so certain of anything. If I run from him, he will burn me and devour me.''''Her skin was pink and tender, and a pale milky fluid was leaking from her cracked palms, but her burns were healing.'' These quotes are from Dany's chapters in ADWD. Targaryens might have some resistance to heat but they're definitely not fireproof. Seeing how she was burn by Drogo's breath I don't think so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swordofmorning Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 Yes and Ned is in fact Rhaegar and dyes his hair with Jon every other week. The person Robert killed on Trident was actually the real Ned.Yea, it all fits.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddard Scissorhands Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 Yes and Ned is in fact Rhaegar and dies his hair with Jon every other week. The person Robert killed on Trident was actually the real Ned.Yea, it all fits....Makes sense.So Sansa, Arya, Bran and Rickon are all secret Targs. I wonder what Cat thought of all of this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon's Queen Consort Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 So Sansa, Arya, Bran and Rickon are all secret Targs. I wonder what Cat thought of all of this...Pff easy one. Rhaegar was playing safe and he liked gingers. So, he became a sperm donor for Cat's future children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddard Scissorhands Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 Pff easy one. Rhaegar was playing safe and he liked gingers. So, he became a sperm donor for Cat's future children. Cool, that's settled then. Still worried for Ned though. I wonder if people will think better of him once this is all cleared up.Now I'm wondering what Robert thought the whole time, being/playing best buddies with Rhaegar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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