Lyanna<3Rhaegar

Marry, Bed, Kill

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One of my favorite games before the update & I don't see it on here any more so I decided to start one. 

It's simple. The poster above you presents you with 3 characters & you then have to pick which you would marry, which you would bed, & which you would kill. Then you present 3 characters for the poster below you. 

Example: 

If I started the post with:

Arya

Arianne

Asha

The next poster may say:

Marry: Asha

Bed: Arianna

Kill: Arya

Samwell, Dolorous Ed, Grenn

& so on. 

You can post the reasons why you chose the way you did or not. 

The three characters you present need not be related in anyway other than being characters in aSoIaF.

Here's my start:

 

The Baratheon Brothers

Robert

Stannis

Renly

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oh boy. 

Bed Stannis, marry Renly, kill Robert. 

That was a tough one.

bisexual version

Oberyn Martell

Asha Greyjoy

Dacey Mormont

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Kill: Oberyn (So I can say I killed the Red Viper)

Marry: Asha

Bed: Dacey

 

Jon Arryn, Walder Frey, Hoster Tully

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M: Hoster Tully

B: Jon Arryn - only by default lol

K: Walder Frey

 

Khal Drogo

Jaime Lannister

Jon Snow

 

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Bed Khal Drogo (I mean, come on, even my boyfriend would)

Marry Jon

Kill Jaime. (even though I'd rather not)

 

(former) Lannister employs

Bronn

The Hound

Qyburn

 

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Marry Sandor

Bed Bronn

Kill Qyburn

This was an easy choice.

People that Jon Snow is rumoured (in the NW) to be banging:

Val

Melisandre 

Satin

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Marry Val

Bed Melisandre

Kill Satin 

Joffrey, Ramsay and Euron Greyjoy   

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Oh my this one sucks!

M:Joffrey - I think I can handle this little twerp. 

B: Euron - bedding him doesn't prevent me from killing him later I suppose

K: Ramsay - best to get him out of the way straight off. 

Dead men

Ned Stark, Oberyn Martell, Tywin Lannister

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Ned - M
Oberyn - B
Tywin - K

 

Obara, Nymeria, Tyene

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I guess marry Tyene

Bed Obara

Kill Nymeria?

 

Bad boys edition

DarkStar (Gerold Hightower)

Daario Nahaaris

Salladhor Saan

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Kill Daario

Bed Darkstar (Ser Gerold Dayne)

Marry Salladhor (I would be wealthier I think)

 

Bowen Marsh, Othell Yarwyck, Thoren Smallwood

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Bed Thoren Smallwood (comparatively the hottest one, at least by personality)

Marry Othell Yarwyck by default

Kill Bowen Marsh - fuck you, Marsh!

Next:  hunks of 282

Rhaegar Targaryen 

Brandon Stark  (Ned's brother)

(Young) Robert Baratheon

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I'm not sure I want to Marry any of them LOL

 

M: Brandon

B: Rhaegar 

K: Young Robert

Red witch edition

Melisandre, Thoros, Moqorro

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Bed Thoros

Kill Melisandre

So that leaves me to marry Moqorro I guess

 

Sassy edition

Tyrion 

Varys

Olenna

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Ugh

Bed Tyrion since at least he has the body parts I'd like to have sex with (but I'd have to put something over my eyes so I don't have to look at him... and I'd also first get him to have a check for any STDs or at least he'd have to wear a condom)

Marry Varys

Kill Olenna - nothing against book Olenna, but the show has gotten me fed up with her

People who exist in crackpot theories:

Daario who is Benjen

Mance who is Rhaegar

High Sparrow who is Howland Reed

 

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1 hour ago, Annara Snow said:

Ugh

Bed Tyrion since at least he has the body parts I'd like to have sex with (but I'd have to put something over my eyes so I don't have to look at him... and I'd also first get him to have a check for any STDs or at least he'd have to wear a condom)

Marry Varys

Kill Olenna - nothing against book Olenna, but the show has gotten me fed up with her

People who exist in crackpot theories:

Daario who is Benjen

Mance who is Rhaegar

High Sparrow who is Howland Reed

 

Lmao!!!

M: Daario who is Benjen

B: Mance who is Rhaegar

K: High Sparrow who is Howland Reed - nothing against them I just didn't want to marry or bed either of them. 

Cruel men

Aerys Targaryen The Mad King

The Tickler

Vargo Hoat

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Bed Aerys - not the old, gross, smelly, long-fingernailed Aerys, but the young, hot, not yet utterly crazy Aerys

Marry Vargo Hoat and make him sing Seven Swords for Seven Sons at our wedding 

Kill Tickler,  yelling "IS THERE GOLD IN THE VILLAGE???"

Siblings - the polyamory/double murder edition 

Jaime and Cersei 

Asha and Theon (pick any Theon you want, he can be pre-Reek or post-Reek)

Arianne and Quentyn

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Marry: Arianne and Quentyn.

Bed: Asha and pre-Reek Theon

Kill: Jaime and Cersei

 

King edition:

Stannis

Robb

Renly

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