Count Balerion Posted January 28, 2018 Author Share Posted January 28, 2018 Stannis doesn't play around. HELP! I'VE JUST BEEN KIDNAPPED BY ALIENS, AND THEY'RE THREATENING TO DESTROY THE EARTH IF I DON'T REVEAL HOW ASOIAF IS GOING TO END!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kandrax Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 ASOIAF has no end. How many kilograms Little Walder have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 I had no idea he was a drug runner. That would explain why he was found dead in Winterfell's courtyard. What is Big Walder's endgame? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukle Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 To get checkmate. Which optometrist does Bloodraven take his thousand eyes and one to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted January 29, 2018 Author Share Posted January 29, 2018 The optometrists north of the Wall don't take insurance. How astronomical ARE the maesters' bills in Westeros? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukle Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 Bills are what the ravens carry things with, but they don't go all the way into the stars. How much fibre is in Bran? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 enough What happened to Hyle Hunt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 As soon as The Winds of Winter comes out I'll let you know. Why does Varys shave his head? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukle Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 It is impolite to shave someone else's. Who can teach me all of the steps to the Dance of the Dragons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 Joffrey is a splendid dancer. Should Darkstar get his own movie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 They are called "talkies", now that there is sound. What do you call the offspring of a zorse bred with a donkey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted January 31, 2018 Author Share Posted January 31, 2018 A zule? Bother, that was probably helpful. If one makes a helpful reply in an unhelpful thread, is one actually being unhelpful by not being unhelpful? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukle Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 This might help. Can you get reception near the wall? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 The Wall is a ghastly place. How did Tywin sneeze? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted February 4, 2018 Author Share Posted February 4, 2018 He is above such mundane concerns. He has a country to rule. Did Tywin deserve to be killed on the privy, or would it have better form to wait until he was done? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 He was getting up. Who paid for Gendry’s smithing apprenticeship? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 It's a question that never occurs to Gendry, showing how feeble-minded he is. What would a dystopia version of Westeros look like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted February 5, 2018 Author Share Posted February 5, 2018 It's already fairly dystopic as it is. Do we exist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 [Insert stoner philosophical discussion here]. Why did Ser Hugh of the Vale not have a squire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Procrastination Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 Maybe he actually had one but the squire was acutally invisible. How would the people in Westeros react to an invisible squire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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