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Worst Imaginable Scenes from Winds of Winter (spoilers, naturally)

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You should email these to GRRM

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You should email these to GRRM

Oh no!! Please. He can't have anymore motivation like that! If I get another book like AFFC or ADWD, I'm going to be scared as hell.

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In a Musty Bedchamber somewhere

Arianne: Oh Damphair! Our plan to take the Iron Throne has almost succeeded, we are the two most important people in Westeros. Lets make sweet love.

Damphair: Silence saltwife, I'm praying to the Drowned God to make your father do something.

:bowdown: Utter genius! :lmao:

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Jamie: What are you doing?

Cersei: Sowing.

Cersei would not make a good ironborn now.

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Kings Landing

Jamie: What are you doing?

Cersei: Sowing.

Jamie: Shouldn't you be plotting revenge?

Cersei: No. I've learned my lesson.

Jamie: Your no fun anymore.

Did you mean sewing? Because I really cannot imagine Cersei working in a field.

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For me, the worst imaginable scene would be Tyrion being revealed as Aerys' son.

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Omg sooo funny... I especially like the Arya one... lmao... good stuff!

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The worst imaginable scene would be Dany came back to Mereen , and then deciding to rule there for at least 10 years

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Great.

"Perhaps we should spend a little more time in Meereen."

Please, spare me.. :D

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We seem to dread the same thing: Dany in Mereen, proving she is as stupid as Viserys, and few chapters we would have to read, grinding our teeth like Stannis :rolleyes:

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Don´t tell me she remains there even in the end of ADWD (yet there are at least two Dany chapters ahead of me and my teeth hurt).

I was prepared by spoilers for her character to turn into something less likable but now I only repeat to myself:"She´s 14. She´s 14. She´s 14..." :dunno:

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Don´t tell me she remains there even in the end of ADWD (yet there are at least two Dany chapters ahead of me and my teeth hurt).

I was prepared by spoilers for her character to turn into something less likable but now I only repeat to myself:"She´s 14. She´s 14. She´s 14..." :dunno:

I think Dany is 15 now, closer to 16 I would think at the end of ADWD.

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In a room at Storm's End:

Aegon: Would my dad be proud of me?

Jon: Yes, let me show you just how much.... :eek:

In the North at the Wall:

Jon lies in deep coma frozen in ice.... Patchface enters the room with an icepick and an axe:

"Oh yes I know I know I know, where the lord's kiss goes, oh oh oh" :eek: :eek:

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Ayra Stark/Nobody: Aha! No one will recognise me wearing the face of a Frey!

Damphair: Silence saltwife, I'm praying to the Drowned God to make your father do something.

Genius!

Somewhere in Skagos:

Davos: Lord Rickon I've come to take you home

Rickon: Are you kidding? There's unicorns here!

Somewhere:

Hodor kills Victarion Greyjoy

Bran and Bloodraven wake in their weirwood thrones.

Bran: That's 7-0 now, sure you want to keep going?

Bloodraven: That was a lucky strike. Your stableboy's bloody giant.

Bran: You had a hand made of fire. It's no wonder you guys lost the iron throne.

Bloodraven: Oh, yeah? Well guess what. This whole thing is a DREAM!

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I think Dany is 15 now, closer to 16 I would think at the end of ADWD.

Worse and worse. :)

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