Der Anarch Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 The RiverlandsAyra Stark/Nobody: Aha! No one will recognise me wearing the face of a Frey!Lady Stoneheart: Hang her.Somewhere in the NorthRamsey Bolton: Reek! There you are. Come over here, I want to show you something. Look, it's the corpse of Theon Greyjoy.Reek Number Three/Mance Rayder: Very interesting m'lord.In a Musty Bedchamber somewhereArianne: Oh Damphair! Our plan to take the Iron Throne has almost succeeded, we are the two most important people in Westeros. Lets make sweet love.Damphair: Silence saltwife, I'm praying to the Drowned God to make your father do something.Beyond the WallBran: So what's point of all this?Bloodraven: We just watch events from affair, occasionally messing around with little crippled boys heads.Bran: Nothing else?Bloodraven: We are trees you know.Somewhere in EssosDany: Westeros is that way! That way!Drogon: Roar! *pounces on a child and continues his flight to Sothoros*Kings LandingJamie: What are you doing?Cersei: Sewing.Jamie: Shouldn't you be plotting revenge?Cersei: No. I've learned my lesson.Jamie: Your no fun anymore.Some Time Later in King's LandingSandor Clegane: I've come here to kill you brother.Huge Knight: *Removes Helmet*Sandor Clegane: Oh Seven Gods.... Who the bloody hell are you?Varys: You know, you shouldn't expect everything to work out how you expect it. As poor Shagga here would tell you.The ValeSansa: Petyr, I'd just to say how grateful I am for everything you've done. You really are splendid chap after all, winning back the North for me like that and defeating Damphair's Martell-Greyjoy alliance. So I have a surprise for you, dearest Littlefinger.Littlefinger: Cat, is that you?Lady Stoneheart: Do you still love me despite what I've become?Littlefinger: Catelyn, I've only loved one women in my entire life.Lady Stoneheart: Croak?Sansa: Ahhhhh!Littlefinger: .... Only Lysa.Lady Stoneheart: Waaaaa!Sansa: WTF?Littlefinger: I did tell you not to trust me.The WallMelisandre: Jon is Azor Ahai reborn!Lord Commander Dolorious Ed: Really? Too bad he died at the end of the last book, eh. Even I didn't see that coming.Ghost: *mournful howl*Slavers BaySir Barristen: My Queen, we've found you at last.Dany: *wipes off sizzling child grease* You know... I've been thinking... Perhaps we should spend a little more time in Meereen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quint Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 You should email these to GRRM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyDark Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 Quite funny :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser-Arthur-Dayne Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 You should email these to GRRMOh no!! Please. He can't have anymore motivation like that! If I get another book like AFFC or ADWD, I'm going to be scared as hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1234567 Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 In a Musty Bedchamber somewhereArianne: Oh Damphair! Our plan to take the Iron Throne has almost succeeded, we are the two most important people in Westeros. Lets make sweet love.Damphair: Silence saltwife, I'm praying to the Drowned God to make your father do something. :bowdown: Utter genius! :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Errant Bard Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 Jamie: What are you doing?Cersei: Sowing.Cersei would not make a good ironborn now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storms End Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 Magnificent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 Kings LandingJamie: What are you doing?Cersei: Sowing.Jamie: Shouldn't you be plotting revenge?Cersei: No. I've learned my lesson.Jamie: Your no fun anymore.Did you mean sewing? Because I really cannot imagine Cersei working in a field. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winterfell is Burning Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zizoz Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 For me, the worst imaginable scene would be Tyrion being revealed as Aerys' son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipsuel Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 Omg sooo funny... I especially like the Arya one... lmao... good stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allyria Dayne Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 The worst imaginable scene would be Dany came back to Mereen , and then deciding to rule there for at least 10 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elle Es Dee Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 Great."Perhaps we should spend a little more time in Meereen." Please, spare me.. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allyria Dayne Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 We seem to dread the same thing: Dany in Mereen, proving she is as stupid as Viserys, and few chapters we would have to read, grinding our teeth like Stannis :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elle Es Dee Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Don´t tell me she remains there even in the end of ADWD (yet there are at least two Dany chapters ahead of me and my teeth hurt).I was prepared by spoilers for her character to turn into something less likable but now I only repeat to myself:"She´s 14. She´s 14. She´s 14..." :dunno: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brashcandy Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Don´t tell me she remains there even in the end of ADWD (yet there are at least two Dany chapters ahead of me and my teeth hurt).I was prepared by spoilers for her character to turn into something less likable but now I only repeat to myself:"She´s 14. She´s 14. She´s 14..." :dunno:I think Dany is 15 now, closer to 16 I would think at the end of ADWD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brashcandy Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 In a room at Storm's End:Aegon: Would my dad be proud of me?Jon: Yes, let me show you just how much.... :eek:In the North at the Wall:Jon lies in deep coma frozen in ice.... Patchface enters the room with an icepick and an axe:"Oh yes I know I know I know, where the lord's kiss goes, oh oh oh" :eek: :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sel(l)mysword Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Ayra Stark/Nobody: Aha! No one will recognise me wearing the face of a Frey!Damphair: Silence saltwife, I'm praying to the Drowned God to make your father do something.Genius!Somewhere in Skagos:Davos: Lord Rickon I've come to take you homeRickon: Are you kidding? There's unicorns here!Somewhere:Hodor kills Victarion GreyjoyBran and Bloodraven wake in their weirwood thrones.Bran: That's 7-0 now, sure you want to keep going?Bloodraven: That was a lucky strike. Your stableboy's bloody giant.Bran: You had a hand made of fire. It's no wonder you guys lost the iron throne.Bloodraven: Oh, yeah? Well guess what. This whole thing is a DREAM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elle Es Dee Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 I think Dany is 15 now, closer to 16 I would think at the end of ADWD.Worse and worse. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodooqueen126 Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 16 is still pretty hormonal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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