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Jace, Extat

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  1. Paused my Hogwarts campaign to try for the umpteenth time to finish Cyberpunk. Maybe they fixed it. Maybe I'm on the right meds. But I'm loving it this time
  2. A sudden and crushing urgency not to get a few hundred thousand American boys and girls massacred in Asia. You do realize that Americans are no longer a rah rah expeditionary cowboyland people right? Like, we're all factoring that into our projections right? Americans are fat, lazy, entitled pieces of shit who wouldn't piss on a passerby if they were on fire unless there's a crypto scam involved. Any of the ones who aren't as described have money. Why would they give up their Youtube starlet careers to get murdered by communists in a war for a currency (the U.S. Dollar, keep up) they don't believe in? I mean, the idea that the U.S. could have the POLITICAL willpower to trade punches with a kind of enemy that views human life as just another calculus is... I'll just say it... STUPID Sorry. It's dumb. We were checkmated here in 2016. No, China doesn't want to flatten Taiwan. No, they don't need to. They're already winning. They've just gotta wait. Not all wars are fought with battles of tanks and battalions of men. This is a -new- kind of war. And you're llllllllllllooooosing! It'll be a helluva day when Marjorie Taylor Green and Ben Shapiro team up as the Peace at All Costs (FOR THE 'CONOMY!) ticket. I'll have my popcorn. PS: Is Shapiro an American? I don't care, he talks fast and has a distinctive speaking style. He could be president if he wanted to. All those back catalogues of podcasts or whatever would be like crack cocaine to his new Con-serv-a-Right political coalition. It'd be fucking awesome. After years of being incel fuckwads who have to pretend to not-not like Jews all of his fanbois could evolve into incel fuckwads who get to wave the fact that they voted for a Jew like it's a fucking pride flag, but for the political right. And that's just ONE random example. I'm not -predicting- Shapiro gets into politics or teams up with MTG. But it really ain't as farfetched as you'd like it to be when you start thinking about it. And that's the proof that we're doomed. I can feasibly posit circumstances in which a mental invalid and a whatever-youtuber become leaders of one country. China, different. Better. I'm out
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  4. IF first you dont suckwest, try try ere'gain
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  6. Negotiate with nothing and you'll never lose. Catch.
  7. Still workin my way through season 2 of my rewatch. Good show. Great, even. Not the BEST show. But it's pretty fucking great. HBO makes good stuff.
  8. Eh, if there's gas in the tank I say just go. Good ol' American spit and ingenuity'll figure it out on the way.
  9. I like real motherfuckers. It ain't gotta be any more than that. By the standards of the almighty 'market' I hear so fucking much about, he DESERVES it. He's worth more. He's standing against billionaires. This is football. He makes his own life choices. I'm rooting for entertainment. This entertains me greatly.
  10. Maybe Lamar is done? Callin' it quits? Wouldn't be the first time the league blackballed a motherfucker for not falling in step. Then again the season is like literally a half-a-year away so what's the rush to decide today?
  11. I think Tim Ryan is exactly the kinda Aww Shucks kinda NORMAL safe Democratic-liberal NORMAL... socialism That America needs. Just a little! New New Deal! Don't overthink it. Turn it into an environment/modernize-off with China. Doesn't even matter if it's true. Just get people to want to work for their fucking futures. People are sad. Ya gotta give 'em shit to be optimistic about! You're supposed to wear the hairshirt UNDER the sackcloth you idiots! And yo, I like Kamala. I liked that she sank her teeth in on her future boss in that first debate. Go for it!But sister you're like the swing vote in the Senate or something and I literally have no idea what you do Just being honest.
  12. I started listening to The Stormlight book on the audible. But I actually had to stop because Sanderson was frustrating me. He had the best, as far as I'm concerned, top-down description of a battle I've like ever read. It was like Dan Carlin was describing it off Sanderson's fingertips. Really great shit. But then there's HOURS of like... craaaap man. And I'm over here trying to keep to 120k word limits and shit... Like yo, motherfucker... No offense and shit. LOVED Mistborn (1) The others were alright.
  13. Honestly, and this is just my honest-to-god opinion: We need a real dirtbag. Someone who can get down to Trump's level. Senator Sanders, I'm sorry. You had your shot and you couldn't do it. Know your role. We need a real piece of shit. A real stone-faced motherfucker who can meet crazy and outta control with dracarys, if you know what I'm sayin. Sorrey, Mr. Manchin-inan candidate- what's your name again, I already forgot? Go away. Know your role. We need a real kinda brawler. Someone who never stops. That's why I'm nominating Amber Heard As the next president of the United States. Get her while you can. She's not the hero you want. She's the one you need. Just remember who said it first.
  14. If my game got interrupted for something like this I'd be spittin mad
  15. What if someone's just trying to be honest? Like, I loved Mistborn. Loved it. The other two are alright. But I mean... I don't mean to be mean Endings are waaaay overrated. They're also literally the most important part. And can make or break your entire story after it's already over. So... Good luck!
  16. But it works. In a country full of angry and dissatisfied people they're going to turn to, if nothing else, what makes them feel good. Or at the very least virtuous. He should have been charged with something by the senate and congress. Do something then and you don't have to worry about this shit now. People died!!! The fact that McConnel and crew allowed this coup-starting murderizer to walk away with political cover is proof that the party will never actually stand up to him. China invading Russia or Russia invading the Baltics is fantasy land shit. Ukraine is real. Trump is real. Russia is real. Do I really have to step out on a limb to make this point? My god, he doesn't have to pull out of NATO. He just has to say "Look, I love the yukrane. I love the yukrane, ok? Nobody was tougher on Russia than me. That's why, that's why you'll notice that the yukranes were free when I was precedent Ok?" and the crowd will be like... "Huh?" Then they'll be like "Whatever, yeah! MAGA MAGA MAGA!" "But look, peeple! The Demo-chats have runed the enonomy! And they've scared away all of the joobs. Ok, where are all the joobs? I can't find 'em because they're all scared away... scared away to Ghiiiinah. Scary scary Ghiiiiinah, folks... Joobs like Ghiiiiinah, they like 'em. But I LOvE the yukrane, peeple. LovE the yukrane. That's why I lost Vladdy's number, and picked up Daddy's. That's right, folks. I'm not signing anymore aid. I've picked up the Red Phone. There's a Red Phone, did you know that peeple? I've picked up the Red Phone and we're calling for Peace in the East." I mean it basically writes itself.
  17. Hey I've been wrong before. I don't claim to be some political science wonk. I'm just telling you what makes sense to me. I can be obnoxious, perhaps. And could do better in managing that condition.
  18. Call in the mods and BAN IT Be strong. The kids will forget about it in a month. Literally. Their brains don't work so good no more. Get them back on Twitter. Nice, barely working, American owned Twitter. (Elon is American right? I don't care). Or the meta or whatever that sociopath is building under the sea... or is that Google? Whatever. My social media policy boils down to: If anyone is going to be puppeteering the massive mass of asses in America then goddammit it better be an American! These platforms are not your friends. Letting countries who aren't your friends use them to control the information your children see is... um, stupid.
  19. Never tried it. I didn't care for the Imperator: Rome game and Crusader Kings III was unplayable and unrecognizable as the Empire of Rome so, y'know. I'm out. I'll stick with the games that work.
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