Jump to content

hiemal

Members
  • Content count

    1,783
  • Joined

  • Last visited

2 Followers

About hiemal

  • Rank
    Ser Spitball

Profile Information

  • Location
    Wearing the mask and ring of tinfoil at the Citadel

Recent Profile Visitors

2,937 profile views
  1. hiemal

    Mammoths

    Lots more food in the jungle. Mammoths would be wandering very far afield.
  2. hiemal

    Mammoths

    If they were wild, sure. If you wanted to keep them on hand you have to lay in massive amounts of fodder.
  3. hiemal

    Mammoths

    I imagine feeding them, particularly during the long winters, would make this impractical.
  4. hiemal

    A Single PoV from a Secondary Character

    Quaithe could answer a lot of pressing questions.
  5. hiemal

    Craziest Theories

    In my head-canon, the eclipse is the "Usurper's Moon", and it has been and come again several times (I suspect) in Planetos' history signalling periodic catastrophes as one of the magical Summer or Winter Poles that serve instead of magnetic ones is destroyed. In present circumstances the destruction of Valyria has left the world unbalanced until a either new Summer Pole can be established (Isle of Faces?) or The Winter Pole could somehow be destroyed and the world returned to something like natural. As for the moon hive-mind, I have considered the idea that the GEotD actually practiced skinchanging with entire celestial bodies, so that when an Emperor or Empress "passed" they moved their essence. In this bit of tinfoil, the Dawnite rulers are dimly remembered by the Andals as the Seven, so that for example the Yellow Emperor could be the Crone and associate with the Moon and and so on and so on. So R'hlorr (the Bloodstone Emperor after his partial apotheosis) could be "warging" the red comet?
  6. hiemal

    Toxic aristocratic values

    To me it feels like a contrast between the trappings of feudalism that are presented in shiny, shallow detail in fantasy novel after fantasy novel and the "real world" implications of these systems on characters' lives and how those in varying stations and even (probably even primarily) different systems might interact.
  7. hiemal

    Craziest Theories

    /hold my drink Crazy theories are kind of my thing. Here are a few favorites: My craziest "hidden identity" theory is that Podrick Payne is Tysha's baby by Tywin, and for bonus crazy I'll tack on my theory that Pod is a girl brave-Danny-Flinting it. My craziest rando theory is probably that the colossal, drowned statue with the upraised hand that the Shy Maid passes twice is the Shrouded Lord himself- when the Stone Men fall into the Rhoyne they stay on the bottom growing like pearls. My craziest religious theory is that the Many-Faced God is simply the Moon of the Moonsingers and the Facelss Men take their name from its dark phase. Not quite a theory but still crazy; I decided to try and guess at the names of some historic figures and decided that the Amethyst Empress was named Valerys; her younger twin brother (more bonus crazy!) was called Rhaellor before Bloodstone Emperor and before he was called R'hllor (does it nerver stop, the crazy!?); their child, before becoming Azor Ahai and the first dragonrider (or at least the first GEotD dragonrider) was named Garyen; and his dragon was called Rubilaxes. Finally, my attempt to bumble my way towards a unified theory of magic: /cheers
  8. hiemal

    Cleganebowl at the Nightfort?

    You can never tell with GRRM when he is going to favor gritty "realism" over narrative satisfaction so I could see it going either way; a redeemed or on-the-way-to-redemption Hound fighting for a noble cause that transcends personal feelings, or a Hound who decides that he can't ignore a lifetime's hate and falls into old patterns. I don't think the motivations are really key, however, and the satisfaction of seeing Sandor get to eat his cake and have it, too by being "forced" by circumstances into doing what he's wanted to do for most of his life anyways could be an appealing twist.
  9. hiemal

    Cleganebowl at the Nightfort?

    Well, in my hypothetical scenario above he gets into the Nightfort. Digging graves on Quiet Isle? I don't think that's where his story will end and he doesn't need to be motivated by the same hatred that originally moved him in order to fight his brother.
  10. hiemal

    Cleganebowl at the Nightfort?

    I used to think so, but I'm basically on board now. You never know when GRRM is going to buck narrative "inevitability", though. As for the Mountain,
  11. hiemal

    Cleganebowl at the Nightfort?

    That was actually my first idea (well, in terms of prophecy anwyays- in all honesty my first reading is almost always completely literal), but this one popped into my head awhile back I constructed a "plausible" scenario in which it might play out mostly as an exercise in tinfoil cat's cradle because it has indeed been awhile. Good to see you as well If it refers to Starks it would probably have been either a figurative representation of a past event or perhaps refer prophetically to a clash between Bran and Benjen? As for what a blind man might "literally" see I don't have any specific tinfoil, but the idea is creepily appealing which may be enough in and of itself.
  12. hiemal

    Songs that Make Us Think of A Song of Ice and Fire

    One more, For Ashara Dayne: "Only the Good Die Young" by Billy Joel
  13. hiemal

    Songs that Make Us Think of A Song of Ice and Fire

    For Viserys: "Cry Little Sister" by Gerald McMann
  14. Obviously there are a lot of ways to read this, but I think it is not unreasonable to look for deeper meaning in anything a blind man is said to have seen. Keeping that in mind, I speculate that the vision could be prophetic and refer to the brothers Clegane, both of whom have gone through their own version of death and transformation (assuming the Gravedigger is a Hound and not a Red Herring). Tinfoil artist that I am, I'm going to go ahead call it now- After the new Battle for the Dawn in the Land of Always Winter, the victors (including the erstwhile inhumer) will return to find that they have been betrayed and that the Lannisters have taken the Nightfort and Sandor, now likely a brother of the NW, and company will use the Black Gate to sneak back in and the Cleganebowl can finally commence. Anyways, I'm curious to see if anyone else is thinking along similar lines and, of course, what other interpretations of Symeon's vision folks have come up with.
×