A True Kaniggit

Bwa ha ha. My current workplace and I have reverted back to the old status quo. I work for 4.5 hours a day and I screw around for the remaining 3.5. This shall continue until they give me the raise I requested or they actually work up the courage to fire me.

https://youtu.be/MvkN3003iU4 What bushes? THERe ARE NO BUSHES!!!

Yeah. I usually update the first post within 24 hours whenever someone new responds. I’m about to do that thing where I lie around in a deathlike state for 6-10 hours. So I’ll give Illinois +1 tomorrow morning.

I did ‘Mother’s Day’ a day early to beat the crowds. To begin, I took my mother to see the new Dr. Strange movie. Afterwards we met up with my baby sister (she is a mother as well) for a lunch of crab and shrimp. $220….. Why are shellfish so selfish with their pricing? Greedy murdered crustaceans. Finished with a trip to one of the casinos around here. I spotted us $80. We lost, but I think she had a fun time.

You are correct. I acquired more Jameson. Fuck Bally’s Shreveport. Stay at one of the other hotels in my city. Ha. Strawberry Wine song. https://youtu.be/Up06CryWQpE

I told my mom and little sister less than a hour ago that I was bisexual. Still waiting on the reactions. Edit: Fuck it. I let my oldest brother know as well.

So RWBY is actually getting an anime spin-off/adaption? Just condense the last few seasons please. I'm combat ready! https://youtu.be/tjmBDfulaGk

Of course we all know “Red Wine Drunk” is the worst drunk there is, according to South Park. https://youtu.be/Rid8SY9-Cp4 Though personally I put tequila drunk as worse.

Ha. That is a song over here.

I love where your head is at. But one step at a time.

Screw all time zones! One 24 hour day for the whole world! (The amount of sunlight doesn’t actually change in each place don’t you know?) Edit: 12 pm doesn’t have to be my noon. I don’t care if the clock says 2 am when the sun is at its highest point in the sky. Edit 2: At the very least, flying wouldn’t force me to do simple math.

This cover of "The Other Side" from The Greatest Showman. https://youtu.be/7jyuhwVSCks Love it.

Aaaaaand after 3 years that makes 100 respondents.

Ha. Meet Virginia. https://youtu.be/A3Qvb7q9Nm0

Wooooooo! Better go clean the kitty litter while I'm too drunk to give a shit.

Tanya the Terrible's speech. From the anime. https://youtu.be/i7TQcQUfGUo

Fallout songs playlist? I do not hear it. This is the drunk thread. You want something to happen here? You better be drunk enough to make it so. Yep. I should contain myself here the rest of the night.

Ha. I made friends with my “neighbor-to-the-right’s” brand new dog. He left her out back, so I went over to make friends. No matter how much of an asshole her owner is, she is a very sweet girl. Within 2 minutes of seeing me she had walked to the fence and was wagging her tail and licking my hand.

Ha. I couldn’t sleep after the flight back. So now it looks like I’m stuck with a 30 hour day at the minimum. Bring it on. (Grabs a lot of caffeine)

Quack!………. Quack!

Oh! Because my avatar is a penguin. Now I get it. Ha.

Well I’m now wearing black socks. Does that apply for the riddle?

Damn. I’m a fairly pale guy so am usually careful when applying sunscreen at the beach. Yet I missed a 2 by 2 inch area on my right foot which is now bright red. Whatever. Worth it. Edit: Also saw a couple humpback whales spouting off in the distance.

Well my current job isn’t really a career. It’s just something I’m doing to make some money. But at least I earned PTO time! I’m now off for 10 days and headed for Hawaii tomorrow. Wish me luck in catching a tuna! Edit: There isn’t a vacation thread .

You’re halfway done! I did a half-dry January. Younger sister changed jobs recently and needs me to babysit my 5 y/o niece regularly because of her changed hours. But now it’s MLK day weekend and I can drink some Jameson! Wooooo!