ghosts in winterfell Posted January 22, 2014 Author Share Posted January 22, 2014 Guys, I conferred with the lemoncake on this tyrions dick issue, and she confirmed its actually an arab strap thing.We can all sleep easy now knowing the answer to this difficult question.Night!o__0Yeah, what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-Ro Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 the purple dick thing was so confusing i asked bumps (the lemoncake) about it, and she said it's all purple like that because he's wearing an arab strap. i can't imagine she'd lie to me about this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnionAhaiReborn Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 the purple dick thing was so confusing i asked bumps (the lemoncake) about it, and she said it's all purple like that because he's wearing an arab strap. i can't imagine she'd lie to me about this. Um, need I remind you of apes a poppin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghosts in winterfell Posted January 22, 2014 Author Share Posted January 22, 2014 the purple dick thing was so confusing i asked bumps (the lemoncake) about it, and she said it's all purple like that because he's wearing an arab strap. i can't imagine she'd lie to me about this.I'm still not following, what is this strap? Pretty sure it's really just all the blood concentrated to that area. Unless your joking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter's Knight Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 *looks up Arab Strap* O.O Fuck.You.E-ro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghosts in winterfell Posted January 22, 2014 Author Share Posted January 22, 2014 *looks up Arab Strap* O.O Fuck.You.E-ro.Lol I guess this is all the answer I need How much will I regret googling this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter's Knight Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Because I suffered: Side effects of the Arab Strap: the penis may become irreversibly engorged, with blood circulation stopped and capillaries damaged, leading to necrosis of the penis if the ring is not removed before irreversible damage occurs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-Ro Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 I'm still not following, what is this strap? Pretty sure it's really just all the blood concentrated to that area. Unless your joking?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arab_strap_(sexual_device) This was posted under duress btw, so i am clear of any charges here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghosts in winterfell Posted January 22, 2014 Author Share Posted January 22, 2014 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arab_strap_(sexual_device)This was posted under duress btw, so i am clear of any charges here.Lol we went off topic again for this? I mean those extreme side effects sound awful, but... that's it? The wiki doesn't even have pictures, I was expecting to be thoroughly disgusted. A little presumptuous of Tyrion to think Sansa would be into that sort of thing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmd Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 HELP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghosts in winterfell Posted January 22, 2014 Author Share Posted January 22, 2014 HELPHow can I help you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmd Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 I wander in here and now I feel Ive been raped by a dwarf with an unattractive penis wearing an Arab strap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghosts in winterfell Posted January 22, 2014 Author Share Posted January 22, 2014 Omw that sounds awful. Perhaps you would feel better if you talked about the couples/ships in ASOIAF that make your blood boil (if you haven't already)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-Ro Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 yea, i didn't think it was that bad (though not the answer I expected the lemoncake to give). anyway, i'm glad we solved the mystery of the purple penis. i guess this only confirms the stereotype that butterballs are vicious and depraved and should be eradicated from the earth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolves Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Woah!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghosts in winterfell Posted January 22, 2014 Author Share Posted January 22, 2014 yea, i didn't think it was that bad (though not the answer I expected the lemoncake to give). anyway, i'm glad we solved the mystery of the purple penis. i guess this only confirms the stereotype that butterballs are vicious and depraved and should be eradicated from the earthOmg way harsh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmd Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Omw that sounds awful. Perhaps you would feel better if you talked about the couples/ships in ASOIAF that make your blood boil (if you haven't already)? Yeah I did that... before... the disturbing happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Creighton Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Still messed up? Good, and guys you should listen to E-Ro, why earlier on this thread he was telling us how he was an expert on all kinds of dick, something about his days back in the locker room. Got a little disturbing for me so I left it alone. He is also obsessed with this purple tint thing. Well I guess it's back to the locker room for you and good luck on your quest.This thread is never coming back... never ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frances Bean Corbray Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 This thread is never coming back... never ever. No thread is dead until it's actually locked. Whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiich will probably happen to this one very soon, but until then there is always a slight, fleeting, unrealistic hope... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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