Illusion Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 I'm sure this has been done before but a bit of fun nonetheless. If you could 'zap' into ASOIAF randomly and do a cheeky one-liner and/or act just for comedic value what would it be? For what Ramsay Snow (sorry bastard) did to Theon/Reek, just popping up behind him and saying 'Ramsay, it rhymes with Pansy' would give me no end of entertainment. Also, hiding repeatedly being able to hide Wyman Manderlys fork mid meal would be a giggle. What appeals to your sense of humour?....Dare I ask?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-Ro Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 I would absolutely LOVE to pop up into renlys tent right as he is being shadowbabied and go "ooohhhh no he didnt!" whilst snapping my fingers in a z formation. (go to 3:10) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illusion Posted February 4, 2014 Author Share Posted February 4, 2014 E-Ro, You go girl!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florina Laufeyson Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 I would absolutely LOVE to pop up into renlys tent right as he is being shadowbabied and go "ooohhhh no he didnt!" whilst snapping my fingers in a z formation. (go to 3:10) lol! Id be quipping at Cersei the whole time. "You have this all under control, dont you? Huehuehue~" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMR Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 "Ferocious? Last night, a Moon Brother stabbed a Storm Crow over a sausage. Three Storm Crows seized the Moon Brother and opened his throat. Bronn managed to keep Shagga from chopping off the dead man's cock - which was fortunate, but even still, Ulf is demanding blood money. Which Shagga and Gunther refuse to pay." To this day, this is by far the funniest monologue in the series. In fact, this version from the show made me LOL more than the book counterpart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illusion Posted February 4, 2014 Author Share Posted February 4, 2014 HMR, I loved that bit in the show too, along with the bit where Tyrion says to Bronn (watching the Hill tribes slaughter the wounded) 'At least they seem to be getting along' paraphrasing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illusion Posted February 4, 2014 Author Share Posted February 4, 2014 When Cersei complains her dresses are too small, whisper in her ear that the dresses don't make her look fat...her fat makes her look fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florina Laufeyson Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 "Ferocious? Last night, a Moon Brother stabbed a Storm Crow over a sausage. Three Storm Crows seized the Moon Brother and opened his throat. Bronn managed to keep Shagga from chopping off the dead man's cock - which was fortunate, but even still, Ulf is demanding blood money. Which Shagga and Gunther refuse to pay." To this day, this is by far the funniest monologue in the series. In fact, this version from the show made me LOL more than the book counterpart. Yes. Yes so much. Cersei "enters Myr". "I hope you brought you wellies!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Pellinore Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Every time Cersei says "Words are wind" I'd like to pop up and say "and if anybody knows about blowing, it's you babe!". I think I'd get that out once before I was skewered with a golden sword. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Young Black Dragon Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 When Cersei complains her dresses are too small, whisper in her ear that the dresses don't make her look fat...her fat makes her look fat. Or perhaps suggesting, when her dress doesn't fit, that maybe another glass of wine should help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Sansa Stark Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Every time Daenerys feels the need to state her name and titles and other stuff, I'd say the same as Sansa says in a YouTubevid: "I just realized, I don't care.", Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbunting Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 A bunch of Yo mama jokes to Jon! Or bring Maury Povich with me and have him host the show with Ned, Rhaegar, and Benjen to see who the baby Daddy really is....the results are in and .....Rhaegar, YOU ARE....THE FATHER!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faydra Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 I mentioned a couple of days ago in a thread that this is Quentyn's song. I'd sing it to him, despite the fact that I don't have any musical inclinations. I'd cough whenever Cersei sleeps alone... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iona Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 I would like to see if Stannis is ticklish. I would probably burn soon after my experiment, but if he giggled, it would all be worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alliser Trump Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 I would travel through the Lands of Always Winter with a wagon full of ice.... and I would stop every White Walker that I came across and try to sell them the ice.... and I would act genuinely confused and surprised by their objections. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alliser Trump Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 I would hum the melody to "(If Loving You is Wrong) I Don't Wanna Be Right" whenever I was around Cersei and Jaime at the same time.... Then when they looked at me, I would play dumb and say "What?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zebra of KotOR Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 I kindda hate myself for it, but I think I would be at Neds beheading. He got in over his head. Thats what you get for sticking your neck out for people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alliser Trump Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 I would walk through Oldtown and stop each person I saw and ask them "Have you seen Pablo?" I would get increasingly irritated at each person who says "No" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alliser Trump Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 I would introduce myself to Cersei as Valonqar Jones, and then suggest that she just call me "Val" for short. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melisandros Megas Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 I would show up as Roose's long lost brother Michael begging him to join the family band (Bolton5) for one last tour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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