Brother Seamus Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 What can I say, it's canon.Dany and Hizdar on the other hand... yep. says so right in the book. I took that to include some bootysex. all agree? if so . . . dany you naughty naughty girl. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Seamus Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 For Oberyn and Elaria, a 69 means the number of partners : D exactly. over a long weekend. and again, Oberyn and Ellaria engaging in threesomes, including bi contact, and other group naughtiness is canon, based on conversations between Tyrion and Oberyn when the Dornish arrive in KL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Seamus Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 I think Littlefinger probably is into auto asphyxiation erotica, I can see his whores tying him up and using all kinds of medieval toys and such. As for Stannis, I think he fucked Selyse as she was lying on her stomach with her moustache face stuck in the pillow - so so degrading...Rhaegar strikes me as someone who loves to take it in the butt. And Lyanna kind of fits someone who would just put on a strap-on and get it on just like Madonna used to on Guy Ritchie.Ned is definitely missionary. Boring as fuck.Oh, and I don't know why but sometimes I feel that Robert is kinda lazy with Cersei and the other women he fucked. I imagine him laying on his back while some whore is on top of him and he's just drinking his wine and talking about hunting and he doesn't lift a finger. Well, he does lift one thing and thats it. is that bit about Madonna and Guy Ritchie canon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Bowie Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 is that bit about Madonna and Guy Ritchie canon? I wasn't there, hahaha, but it's pretty much canon. Everyone knows it's true but it's kinda hard to have proof about, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Seamus Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 I explained what greek is, I don't know what you meant by spanish yeah, I want to know now. What is meant by "Spanish" in Greece? And, yes, with apologies to all Greeks, I'm afraid it's true, in US English (don't know about UK) "Greek" is slang (especially porn slang) for anal sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hrafntýr Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 I think Littlefinger probably is into auto asphyxiation erotica, I can see his whores tying him up and using all kinds of medieval toys and such. As for Stannis, I think he fucked Selyse as she was lying on her stomach with her moustache face stuck in the pillow - so so degrading...Rhaegar strikes me as someone who loves to take it in the butt. And Lyanna kind of fits someone who would just put on a strap-on and get it on just like Madonna used to on Guy Ritchie.Ned is definitely missionary. Boring as fuck.Oh, and I don't know why but sometimes I feel that Robert is kinda lazy with Cersei and the other women he fucked. I imagine him laying on his back while some whore is on top of him and he's just drinking his wine and talking about hunting and he doesn't lift a finger. Well, he does lift one thing and thats it."You ride like a northman, milady." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Bowie Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 As for all those nationalitie's slangs, in Brasil Espanhola (Spanish) is kinda of a titie fuck and Beijo Grego (Greek Kiss) is oral sex on the anus. Glad to help, hahaha!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Seamus Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 The pearl necklace is the euphemism I've encountered. titty f***ing is the act/position. the pearl necklace is the end result. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nastydream Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 yeah, I want to know now. What is meant by "Spanish" in Greece? And, yes, with apologies to all Greeks, I'm afraid it's true, in US English (don't know about UK) "Greek" is slang (especially porn slang) for anal sex. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hrafntýr Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 yeah, I want to know now. What is meant by "Spanish" in Greece? And, yes, with apologies to all Greeks, I'm afraid it's true, in US English (don't know about UK) "Greek" is slang (especially porn slang) for anal sex. Someone explained upthread that in some places "spanish" is a term for titty fucking. In other places it's called "russian" or "cuban" or "turkish." Go figure. ETA: Lord Dustin was into it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeve of Wizard Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 I bet Tycho Nestoris pays for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dornish Vinegar Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Someone could write an anthropology thesis on all these euphemisms for titty fucking from around the world good lord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hrafntýr Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Someone could write an anthropology thesis on all these euphemisms for titty fucking from around the world good lord When I was looking up "Spanish" I found this discussion of the "ethnic" terminology. It's crazy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Arryn Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 A 'Canadian' comes with an apology on every 3rd stroke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nastydream Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 yeah, I want to know now. What is meant by "Spanish" in Greece? And, yes, with apologies to all Greeks, I'm afraid it's true, in US English (don't know about UK) "Greek" is slang (especially porn slang) for anal sex. It's tittyfucking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Second To Last Dragon Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 im pretty sure with stannis and selyse rampant teeth grinding and pulsing forehead veins are expected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nastydream Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 A 'Canadian' comes with an apology on every 3rd stroke. :lol: Someone could write an anthropology thesis on all these euphemisms for titty fucking from around the world good lord yeah lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Seamus Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 That's a thing? Is it social acceptable for women to enjoy married sex in this universe? oh yeah. google cfnm and clothed female naked male and you'll see numerous examples. it's a kind of exhibitionism/voyeurism thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCon's Red Beard Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 OMG, they call a tittyfuck a "cubana"? Really??? Cubana here is a dish: fried eggs, fried banana, fried hot dog and rice. Rice A la Cubana. I'm never eating that again... :lol:. Speaking of lunch, I finished. Nedington would be a interesting paring. They both seem to be quite boring, tbh. It saddens me to say that mostly of the great lords and warriors were actually very very lousy or unimaginative under the sheets: Ned, Robb, Jorah, Griff, the sane Targaryens, Davos, Stannis, Robert (he had sex a lot, but I'm sure it was all quick and satisfying for him and that's all), Roose, Edmure, Tyrion and Tywin. They all were into missionary or any kind of simple basic cowgirl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fury Burns Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 I'm sure Aerys "The Mad King" liked to burn himself or Rhaella during the act. Also, I'm sure Viserys yelled "You've awoken the dragon!" Before releasing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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