JonCon's Red Beard Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Fire and blood. That sounds like STD. In a more serious tone, I suppose Rhaegar/Elia sex was some sort of sweet without being actually boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon's Queen Consort Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Stannis, missionary, half dressed, covered without any light. With Selyse anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nastydream Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 That sounds like STD.In a more serious tone, I suppose Rhaegar/Elia sex was some sort of sweet without being actually boring."Would you stop playing with that harp all the time?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dornish Vinegar Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 "Members of my family are dying for this, Rhaegar?" "Listen to this ballad I composed, my love. It will set the mood." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hrafntýr Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Vargo Hoat is a foot fetishist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Arryn Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Littlefinger/Lysawww.youtube.com/watch?v=AqZcYPEszN8(Business Time, a la Flight of the Conchords) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimim Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 I love this thread. I'm going with Oberyn and anyone, and Renly and Loras as the couples most likely to write their own Kama Sutras. Dany and Asha might, too. Ned and Cat...no. Jeyne and Robb...no. Ygritte and Jon...oral is the most exciting they do. Lysa and Littlefinger...ewwwww. Tyrion--could be interesting, as he needs to compensate for his lack of height. Sizewise, he's a giant, no? Where are we getting the idea and Rhaegar and Lyanna were kinky? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aje12 Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 You guys are mental, Ned/Cat were clearly steaming in the bedroom. It was a good ache Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dornish Vinegar Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Littlefinger/Lysawww.youtube.com/watch?v=AqZcYPEszN8(Business a Time, a la Flight of the Conchords)Makin' looooove. Makin' love foooor. Makin' love for twooooooo. Makin' love for twoooooooo...minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minsc Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 We know when they were younger that Jaime and Cersei exchanged clothes at timesSo I wonder if they ever tried that in bed with Cersei as the man and Jaime the woman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Doe Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 The awkward thing is that it's the fantasies of an old man you are talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hrafntýr Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 The awkward thing is that it's the fantasies of an old man you are talking about. Nah, we're talking about ours! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BastardlyRock Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 So very happy to return and find this thread steaming along, quite possibly the fastest growing I've ever seen! (Why can't I say anything here without it sounding like an innuendo?) Is it safe to venture into Nedbert territory? I'm sure in their primes they were quite... energetic ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Doe Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 So very happy to return and find this thread steaming along, quite possibly the fastest growing I've ever seen! (Why can't I say anything here without it sounding like an innuendo?) Is it safe to venture into Nedbert territory? I'm sure in their primes they were quite... energetic ;) The fastest growing would imho be the Stark bias thread. Nothing beats the Stark bias thread. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCon's Red Beard Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 So very happy to return and find this thread steaming along, quite possibly the fastest growing I've ever seen! (Why can't I say anything here without it sounding like an innuendo?) Is it safe to venture into Nedbert territory? I'm sure in their primes they were quite... energetic ;) Nedbert... I don't even know what to say about Nedbert. "Muscled like a maiden's fantasy", "a horned God"... jeez, Ned. Not even Connington talked about Rhaegar in the way he did about Robert Baratheon:S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BastardlyRock Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 The fastest growing would imho be the Stark bias thread. Nothing beats the Stark bias thread. :)Fair point, how could I forget haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BastardlyRock Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Nedbert... I don't even know what to say about Nedbert. "Muscled like a maiden's fantasy", "a horned God"... jeez, Ned. Not even Connington talked about Rhaegar in the way he did about Robert Baratheon:SSomething tells me they steamed up the mirrors quite a bit more than either did with their respective wives ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Arryn Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Makin' looooove. Makin' love foooor. Makin' love for twooooooo. Makin' love for twoooooooo...minutesTeam Building Excercise 99! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Doe Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Nedington would be a interesting paring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuthBolton Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Manderly goes to those restaurants where you get to eat sushi off of a naked girl...except with lamprey pies. Brienne and Jaime it would pretty much be like the fight scene where they got caught by the Mummers, only undressed.Tywin and Joanna I bet were wild.. that's why he's so lost without her.Rhaegar probably did it on a huge tapestry of his family tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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