KJR the PR of TaFW Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Throughout the years, many a poster has dealt with the nerve racking problem of having to Lie. Luckily, there are a few among us who are quite good at telling "fibs". Take Honeyed Chicken for example. He once convinced a whole R+L=J thread to believe Joffrey was the trueborn son of Ashara Dayne and Oberyn Martell. Then there were others such as Arya kiddin' and Knight of Ashes. They would go canoeing every weekend together, as an excuse to plot vile plans of deceit and betrayal.Meanwhile, HelenaAndTheMachine acted much more subtly. She would pose as a trusted friend to many, while spreading lies about rumored release dates of TWoW. I would troll the chat with crazed accounts of rare celebrity sightings, and such gossip. There were many others, and so many became such fantastic fibbers, nobody knew what to believe on the threads anymore. But as all things must end, this thread doesn't have too! Now is the time of Lies and Deceit! It is time to rise up, and prosper! In the name of myself, I say this. Liars, go forth and spout gibberish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 The night was dark, and full of cats. They were effing everywhere. Scrawny brown ones, fighting for the last morsel of food on the ground, to ghoulish black ones, with florescent eyes and coats blacker than death. Tripoli sucked big time. But KJR was here for a job. Wearing a sweatshirt and trousers, KJR in fact had mingled in the crowd well enough. It was his dull witted last minute decision of wearing a bandana over his face that made him stand out in the crowd. He found out much later that bandanas were no longer a middle eastern thing. But enough digressions. He moved deftly across the city in its winding alleys as if he had lived there all his life. Actually he had just made a point to memorize Apple maps of Tripoli during his flight. Little did he know how troublesome his source was. He made two deft turns and found himself looking at an abandoned looking warehouse, instead of the gypsy camp he was looking for. Damn Apple maps, he had left his phone at home for fear of being tracked. It was 5 AM already. He would have to spend a few hours here till in the morning public transport can start again. He went inside the warehouse. What he saw inside changed his life. The room was full of everything Gaddaffi. It was a collection of portraits, posters, news clippings, statuettes, altars of offerings, key chains, t-shirts, action figures, busts, coffee mugs, hawaii slippers, intimate unmentionables, on and on and on. It was heaven. He found that the warehouse was maintained by Gadaffi's remaining family and followers. He was the only one from the outside. His job lay forgotten, killing the then military leader of Libya had lost his meaning. His journey became complete without doing what he had set out to do. "But why?" asked an old wrinkled crone. "Why would you come here? What love do you have for him? He was a tyrant, and a butcher even if he was my son. Why do you love him so?" she inquired. "He wa..." KJR was shaking with sobs, overcome by emotion. "He was the only one wh-" he stammered, "only one I know of beside me who liked Vogon poetry. I could ..... sympathize." he mustered before he dissolved in tears. No offense intended to anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slurms McKenzie Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 For the last four months, Arya has been steadily taking toe hair vitamins after every meal, to grow long, silky toe hairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KJR the PR of TaFW Posted September 10, 2014 Author Share Posted September 10, 2014 Slurms has secretly been sneaking into his neighbors house, and rearranging his furniture in the dead of night. His motive for this is yet to be known... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nymeria10k Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 KJR found an alternate reality where ASOIAF is real and got himself impregnated by Ramsay Bolton. Nobody knows how Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 omigorsh! There's a new liars thread and I didn't even know the old one was done . . . I've been slacking! I like practical jokes, you like practical jokes, we all like practical jokes, right?Up to a point.Then there are the obsessive among us.Nymeria's last joke, fer instance, required remaking a Jaguar automobile from scratch and replacing certain key components with gummy bears; the rewriting of certain laws; and the bribing of several health inspectors.This might be taking it too far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KJR the PR of TaFW Posted September 15, 2014 Author Share Posted September 15, 2014 HC doesn't know how to type on a key board. he pays someone else to make all his posts under his name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 We all love ASOIAF, right? Many of us probably have a piece or two of GOT/ASOIAF merchandise. Some of us may even have had ASOIAF related dreams and fantasies from time to time. But KJR is probably the only one who tries to cram his 6'2" frame into clothes made for 4'3" Tyrion Lannister so he can try to look like his hero. (Sad. Very sad.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 HC envies Donald Trump's hair so much that he styled his pubes the same way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 HC envies Donald Trump's hair so much that he styled his pubes the same way. Ick!! but welcome back all the same! :) KoA went out for a romantic evening on the water in his canoe with his beloved. Unfortunately they forgot the paddles and KoA had to jump in and swim tow the canoe back to shore. Ruined the mood a little bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Leap is lady gaga's go to stylist for all public appearances. He also advises JB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 "WELCOME BACK ARYA KIDDIN'!" is what I said. What I meant was, when are you going to pay me back for that five pound bag of M&Ms you took from my house the other day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Honeyed Chicken has played Cyvasse with a pigeon, and lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoIaF Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Lady Blizzardborn does not in fact like ASOIAF. She only participates in the forum to be one of the cool kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 MoIaF is actually FoIaF. At least, since the operation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Lady Blizzardborn believes that what the Game of Thrones show needs is more versions of "Rains of Castamere". "For my money, there could never be enough! " She said, during a survey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoIaF Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Knight of Ashes is so enamored with Justin Bieber that he had Justin's face tattood to his showlder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 MoIaF makes a living tattooing Justin Bieber's face on people's shoulders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KJR the PR of TaFW Posted September 20, 2014 Author Share Posted September 20, 2014 Lady Blizzardborn is actually Justin Bieber's secret twin sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slurms McKenzie Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 King Joffrey's Revenge has abnormally large and varicose vein blighted calf muscles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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