Ratmancampidori Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 You are a mad Targaryen Dragonriding king.What would you do?Personally I'll launch an invasion of Dorne...even though the Martell's are my bannermen.Elevate Shitmouth to Lordship and have him name himself Lord Shitmouth.Make the current Greyjoy lord my Master of Ships and allow him to use the royal ships in anyway he sees fit.Make a horse my Grand Maester.Make the current Lord Stark my Master of Whispers. If he refuses, fly to Winter Town with a large retinue and releash exotic animals in the streets.Declare every Vale house with there Fortress in the mountains a traitor. Give them the option to allow there castles to become dragon nests or be destroyed.Destroy Storms End with Dragonfire and insist that makes you better then the gods. Anyone who disagrees is marooned on Skagos.Expand the walls of Kingslanding so it isn't so crowded. Build cheap affordable housing for the poor.Expand the Kingsroads in to Dorne and expand them inside the North.Dig a canal to connect the Blackwater Rush and the Mander.Improve Kingslandings City Watch so there comparable to Lannisport's City Watch, or what they were during the Dance of Dragons.Turn the Dragonpit in to a tourney grounds and have the Dragons fly free range. Anyone who harms them will wake the dragon!!!Set up checkpoints along the New Mander Blackwater canal and have merchents pay taxes. Lower trade taxes in the Iron Islands to stimulate economic growth.Make sure my heir is wise and is educated by wise Maesters and me personally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jet199 Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Surely if you are a mad Targaryen dragonriding king you would try to find the secret of eternal youth so you could continue in your mad dragonriding ways forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salafi Stannis Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/121465-you-are-an-insane-targaryen-monarch-how-do-you-ruin-the-kingdom/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beanis Buttershield Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 You are a mad Targaryen Dragonriding king.What would you do?Personally I'll launch an invasion of Dorne...even though the Martell's are my bannermen. I'll stop you right there, :leer: Dorne can't be conquered by dragons or infantry. Aegon himself was forced to turn his back on Dorne after his dragons proved useless in the desert region. Aegon burned what he could but he did have to admit he couldn't conquer them. The Martells didn't marry into House Targaryen until Daeron came to power. I would like to hear more about your horse maester's views on current policies though :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sword of the Morgan Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 I don't understand why people keep asking others to pretend they're mad. This is impossible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boarsbane Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 Nothing will ever top drinking a glass of wildfire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jobmartell Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 I would declare incest "socially acceptable" but not legal.Find Jon snow and kill him.Demand the north re-bend the knee and then postpone ceremonies indefinitely. Name The Mountain my hand.Send a raven to Stannis Baratheon with the inscription " you are The Prince, I promise" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratmancampidori Posted December 26, 2014 Author Share Posted December 26, 2014 I'll stop you right there, :leer: Dorne can't be conquered by dragons or infantry. Aegon himself was forced to turn his back on Dorne after his dragons proved useless in the desert region. Aegon burned what he could but he did have to admit he couldn't conquer them. The Martells didn't marry into House Targaryen until Daeron came to power. I would like to hear more about your horse maester's views on current policies though :laugh: Actually he suggested the majority of reforms near the bottom. He also said I could conquer Dorne if I followed like four laws concerening Gurilla warfare. I think I prefer to burn Sunspear to the ground though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
varunpats18 Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Have a new position on the small Council - the mistress of whores! [emoji12]. She is responsible for ensuring free and safe trade for the hundreds of women and girls and boys whose noble work enlighten even the saddest of souls (ref. Tywin lannister). And also, apart from that, arranging a whore for the king every night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.T. Phipps Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Live like Aegon the Unworthy, except more consensual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aemond's Eye Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 I don't understand why people keep asking others to pretend they're mad. This is impossible.This. For all I know I'd dance naked like Rhaegel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratmancampidori Posted December 31, 2014 Author Share Posted December 31, 2014 For all I know I'd dance naked like Rhaegel. Well...it is for the good of the realm. Thousands would have died if Rhaegel hadn't danced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aemond's Eye Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Well...it is for the good of the realm. Thousands would have died if Rhaegel hadn't danced.:lol:I might add that to my sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratmancampidori Posted December 31, 2014 Author Share Posted December 31, 2014 :lol:I might add that to my sig.One step ahead of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poppa Chase Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Id make the eight like thirty times over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 One step ahead of you. You spelled it wrong though. Rhaegal is a dragon. Rhaegel was the naked dancing prince. If Rhaegal dances, thousands will die. I would declare that the seven kingdoms are nine kingdoms, and that somewhere...there is a mythical tenth kingdom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reginald blackfield Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 My small council:Hand: Some random guy called JimMaster of coin: GendryGrand Maester: HodorMaster of Whisperers: Samwell TarlyMaster of ships: Some guy from the thousand islandsI would also make Melisandre high septon.I would declare war on the shadow lands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 I would allow Shitmouth to be lord(He not that bad)I would outlaw Cheese and lollygaggingI would have my sword as my Kings handI would have Stannis teach a course in social skillsI would drown my enemies in tapoca pudding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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