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Volume 40:

Benjamin studied YoYo-ing at Carcosa with professor Yo-yo, who only yo-yo'd when yodeling. Yoko One went to Benjamin, hoping antidisestablishmentarianism was prolapsed with moistened towelettes, engulfing reality in David Hasselhoff. Screams sundered the osmos when Queen Errr mistakenly texted Bieber, repeatedly telling jokes about Beber's small talent. Bieber retaliated without dignity or ethics. Drunk communists began shaving smiley-faces. Nigel Farage had always been reaving. Strange sounds permeated every office cubicle. Suddenly, enormous pink orifices imploded like violently imploding offices. Pink flamingos dred the blue lions. Tickets for Wimbledon are worth 10 rubber penises. Rhaegar always spouts Rhaegar-ish Rhaegarisms, Rhaegarily strumming Jon's favorite weapon eratically. Somewhere, Benjamin wished Rhaegar would fight Hillary Clinton while Elia swore to R'hllor that Buckcherry is going to remember remember REMEMBER! Somewhere, Rhaegar ran valiantly until several million Chamillionaires emerged from the ether. They

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