ElizabethB. Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 KiB calls lady B "m'lady" because it turns him on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weeping Sore Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 ElizabethB lives in the globular hollow of a ripe raspberry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethB. Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 For years WS has bleached her hair with ointment made with gallbladder of siberian tiger, brewed in white tea extract. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King in Black Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 Elizabeth built herself an Army. Why was Elizabeth B buliding an Army ? To what purpose ? For what greater good ? In Elizabeth we trust Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King in Black Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 KiB calls lady B "m'lady" because it turns him on. I thought we were supposed to tell lies here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 The king in Black is actually the King in Brown and/or white. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethB. Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 I thought we were supposed to tell lies hereyikes! :)Minstral's superhero name is the Grey Menace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 EB's superhero name is Kaywinnit Lee Frye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethB. Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 Lady B juggles baby geese to get the guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King in Black Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 There's a cult out there that worships Lizzy B. She's the deity ,the supreme priestess, ... and the only member too.(It's real exclusive y'all) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethB. Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 KiB has a shrine for his "m'lady." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King in Black Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 Ughhh..., are we telling lies here or what ?Lizzy B is clearly courting me. And it's working. ( The latter statement being the lie ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 TKIB has three sisters. Their names? Yolanda, Saffron, and Bridget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grape Jackanape Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 When meeting people for the first time, LBB compulsively pictures them wearing nipple tassels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 FVS is actually The King in Black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Minstral is actually a sockpuppet account of Sixchins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Buckwheat is not Buckwheat's real name. Buckwheat is actually Spelt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stunts Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated...by LBb. Thanks. Thanks a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethB. Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 S' bowl movements are very sensitive, he doesn't even consider sitting down without the latest number of Cosmopolitan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Elizabeth B knows this because she planted a camera in Stunts' bathroom three years ago, rather than pay for her own subscription to Cosmo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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