Lady Blizzardborn Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Kika works at Disneyland. The commute is horrendous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 LB's favourite character is Gyles Rosby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 CB's favorite character is Godric Borell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion's Third Wife Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 Lady Blizzardborn has such a passion for pastel colors, she had to be threatened with CPS intervention by the nurses who convinced her not to die her newborn Easter colors "like the pretty chickies". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 TTW has such a passion for the color orange, she has built an empire of tanning salons and spray tan products so that everyone can enjoy that lovely, summery hue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grape Jackanape Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 Whenever an automated menu instructs LBB "to press the pound key", she hisses "It's a hashtag, a**hole!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethB. Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 F is the brain behind permanent spray tan potion, "summery hue" so persistent she had to flee to England. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion's Third Wife Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 ElizabethB. has a secret hobby writing a diary of her life in the style of an Austen romance novel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 TTW's diary makes Wuthering Heights seem like a light-hearted romp through the bog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 KOA's diary is full of bizarre fantasies about SOIAF characters. The one about QOT is particularly revolting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 ElizabethB. has a secret hobby writing a diary of her life in the style of an Austen romance novel. Sorry to break thread but Austen did NOT write romance novels. She wrote comedies of manners. Not remotely the same thing. KOA's diary is full of bizarre fantasies about SOIAF characters. The one about QOT is particularly revolting. CB's diary on the other hand is full of lighthearted stories about fluffy little animals romping happily in a meadow...until the T-Rex shows up, that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 LB is Jane Austen. She is immortal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Count Balerion is actually a shoddy architect. When Aegon saw the Iron Throne, he knew that he would have to come up with the tale of "A king shouldn't sit easy" to cover up that aberration. The king just didn't want to hurt CB's feelings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Minstral actually designed the IT but tells everyone it was all CB's fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 At a loss for how to match the stunning wit of Minstral, Lady B setteled for stealing his joke.... oh right, lies. :fencing: Lady B is an activist for the consvervation of dragons. CB is one such applicants that she has sworn to defend, but they seem to be losing members. It never went over well when her group adopted the slogan "WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS?". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethB. Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 M always sings "Jesus asked me out tonight" in the shower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethB. Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 M always sings "Jesus asked me out today" in the shower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethB. Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 omg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 There are three ElizabethB's in the world, no more, only they happen to be imposters. The real one no longer exists as he/she was swallowed by the forums in their torutured state. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethB. Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 M refuses to eat meat unless he hunts it himself, thus spending most of his free time in the woods. He has started to seriously think if he should use fire to cook instead of a stove. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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