Count Balerion Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 It isn't a costume. RB actually is Bigfoot (and no, speech recognition; "Bigfoot" doesn't sound even remotely like "Start"). And those aren't whale songs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 CB is the lighting operator for OUR hoax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Lady B has been pretending to know how that hoax works so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 baltan has been hiding his secret bigfoot fantasy for years...until Lady B and the Count found out the foot prints they found were actually some baltan had made with big wood shoes he bought at a yard sale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Rocksniffer was the yard seller, and previous owner of said wood shoes. He also sold me a pair of awesome stilletos, that were just impecable if you just ignored the bloodstains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashara_Dayne Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 EDIT: hiccup in the forum. Posted about the wrong person. Baltan sings ballads for a living... with a ventriloquist doll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Madam Dayne, aka the butcher, was the previous owner of the bloodstained stilletos...she often wore them while working at her father's meat market prepping the liver pudding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 R keeps writing long, flame-studded posts in the forum, insisting that Bigfoot is AAR. He also keeps threatening to attack whoever disagrees with stiletto shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eyenon15 Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 CB thinks Nickelback is the greatest band of all time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pebble thats Stubby Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 eyenon has never owned a walkman he did not shoplift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 I'm so sorry I haven't been lying around the way I should be. This place has gotten lax in my absence and what I see as a result is that everybody has begun telling the truth . . . so let me tell you the FACTS. Pebble is the member name for Jeb Bush who is trying desperately to get out of running for the White House in 2016. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashara_Dayne Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 honeyed chicken has a secret crush on Ser Barristan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 Ashara_Dayne knows who the father of Ashara Dayne's baby was, but she's not telling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 LB is a flying aardvark who breathes (speech recognition is being even more idiotic than usual) ketchup. (Probably the tomato product got into my computer and that's why it's acting stupid.) (Or rather, it got into this website and caused all the errors we've been experiencing this season.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 the count and his literate dragon are worried about the errors we have been experiencing so he has decided to change the login rules blocking the fl00bs from accessing the board and sending out dragon induced smoke signals to the regulars so we can find the thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 rocksniffer is paying people to log on at the same time and crash the board. No one knows why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashara_Dayne Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 because he can, LB, because he can ;-) Lady Blizzardborn has been trying to get me to tell who the father was by feeding me delicious cocktails and peanut snacks in a gay bar in Vancouver. So far, to no avail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Ashara Dayne once tried to use her garbage disposal to whip cream . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 HC actually stands for Harzoo Connington. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashara_Dayne Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Count Balerion often locks his doors and makes his sock puppet Jupiter dance in front of the mirror. Jupiter has stage fright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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