Count Balerion Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 L is trying to devise a malware that will plant advertisements for alpaca breastplates on people's computers. So far, she's only succeeded in putting the weird code in the forum that's causing all these bizarre strings of characters to appear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 CB is sick of not being able to find more alpaca breastplates' ads around westeros.org. He is considering hiring a proper hacker to work on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Baltan is been quietly designing ads for alpaca breastplates every since they were mentioned, but has made the decision to forgo the standard nipples in favor of something more avant garde--tentacles. Artistic license. *shrug* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weeping Sore Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Amazon.com told Lady Blizzardborn "You may also like" the aforementioned tentacled alpaca breastplates after she bought a subscription to have a stick of butter delivered daily by drone as well as purchasing a chainmail bikini. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethB. Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 L has been bitter since her stick of butter eloped with ladyB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 ElizabethB is jealous of how good I look in my new chainmail bikini. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Lady B asked for a costume-made chainmail bikini that sports pointy steel nipples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 B is a walking, talking, typing chain mail suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Whatever CB thinks he's saying, the rest of us can only read this from his pots: C-Clank clanclank claclaclaCLANK CLANKclank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Cut me some slack. B told me this was the Clank Clank forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 CB doesn't really need or want us to cut him any slack. In fact he is the world champion slack cutter, five years running. This season he remains unbeaten despite the efforts of an upstart slack cutter from Oglalla, Nebraska who swore to take CB down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsay B. Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Lady B. respects David Benioff and D.B. Weiss way more than GRRM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 ramsey has the scripts for the next 4 episodes...but he refuses to share them...unless we know who jon's parents are..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 rocksniffer knows who Jon's parents are, but he won't give RB the satisfaction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 B + L = LB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaminsod Posted May 23, 2015 Author Share Posted May 23, 2015 Count Balerion considers himself a creative soul. However, his latest project, a dragon egg crafted from expired jello, was rejected from his local art gallery, on account of it causing several visitors to lose their lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Kaminsod is a regional champion of jello sculpting and has written to CB on how to avoid that kind of disaster again--the letter on this subject is 73 pages long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Lady B has stolen Kaminsod letter read it a thousand times. She still can't get her jello sculptures look like the pictures CB provided in said letter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Baltan "borrowed" my copy of The Windiness of Winter--one fan's theories and won't give it back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 If I'm not mistaken, that's the book wherein LB propounds the theory that the Others are made of jello. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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