rocksniffer Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 The count actually doesn't get the horcrux reference cause prof. slughorn's smoky memories distracted him into remembering his youthful habit of lighting fires just to watch the smoke swirls FVS regularly wakes up yelling "Come on, Professor Umbridge! Rock me like a hurricane! " :lmao: and well i just had to add that this made me laugh until mimosa ran out my nose and butt...what a way to start the day :bowdown: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 The count actually doesn't get the horcrux reference cause prof. slughorn's smoky memories distracted him into remembering his youthful habit of lighting fires just to watch the smoke swirls :lmao: and well i just had to add that this made me laugh until mimosa ran out my nose and butt...what a way to start the day :bowdown: I have to say that one cracked me up too. :D rocksniffer has never even read HP. Consequently he really doesn't get the appeal of quidditch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Lady B has read Harry Potter, but she didn't like it because she thought it was childish derivative fluff. Also, she's a Hufflepuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Lies indeed! I go back and forth between Gryffindor and Ravenclaw, and I quite enjoyed the series. HH likes The Hunger Games trilogy better than ASOIAF. He even named his pet goldfish Katniss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Lady B likes to troll the forum with posts demanding to know how anyone can stand to read GRRM's tripe when they could be reading a masterpiece like GOBLET OF FIRE instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Lady B publicly acknowledges that the best film adaptation of the series is The Hangover Games.Ninjaed by the Count... who has learnt all this ninja's skills while training for the Triwizard Tournament. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Then there's Baltan, who learned all his wizarding skills in the Night's Watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Lady B pretends to have wizarding skills but her wand is really an empty paper towel roll wrapped in aluminium foil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethB. Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 r was the gentleman who borrowed his hot glue gun so lady could decorate her wand with sequins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Elizabeth B is rooting (speech recognition thought I said "is wildling"; I was going to save that lie for later) for Snape to win the Iron Throne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 CB on the other hand wants to see Luna Lovegood as queen of Westeros. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Lady B thinks Dracarys is Draco Malfoy's girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 CB thinks there's a love triangle between Dracarys, Daenerys, and Khal Draco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Makes sense.In fact, Lady B knows about this love triangle, since she is blackmailing all three of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 The Count discovered the blackmail was occurring when all parties secretly asked him to be the bag man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 rock is attempting to mislead us. They actually asked if CB could be Batman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Lady B is confused cause she has the hots for george clooney as batman, and she is constantly mistaking the Count for clooney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 rocksniffer wears bat-nipples to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 KoA wears bat ears to visit the dentist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethB. Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Lady Blizz visits the dentist solely for the N2O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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