Lady Blizzardborn Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 CB has a collection of golf balls that have been hit by PGA title winners. Or at least that's what he claims... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Lady B is a sentient golf ball, and is bitter because she isn't in my collection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 Count B's collection is mostly a big disappointment. His prized golf balls are actually a bunch of those cheesy prank golf balls that explode into powder when struck, he just lies about them having value. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 Minstral has a prank golf ball factory hidden in the mountains of West Virginia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Lady B thinks the Battle of Ninepenny Kings was a golf tournament. She's probably right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 The count has bought a vhs collection of every golf tournament held until the new millennium. He reckons he'll have to move to a bigger basement in order to accommodate them all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 PhalaeNopsis has bought up all existing VHS players so that he/she can keep selling them to CB as his machines break down and he's desperate to keep watching those golf videos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 LB has seen all these videos on old school hand projectors while scanning for evidence of the new conspiracy that terrifies her.... That the sentient purple bears of the kingdom of Gilfderball use golf courses around the world to hunt the elusive race of time traveling fish. This knowledge brings terrors in the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Minstral tries to spread such unheard terrors through the net so he can find at least another 2 members to legally found the first online association of the Night-brought Terror Fighters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 PhalaeNopsis took his/her in a desire to one day be named after some sort of phobia... This inadvertently makes them a part of the conspiracy of Time traveling fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braavosi Lemons Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Minstral Doesn't know that thing that we all know, and their feeble mind would melt if they knew the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 the truth is that BL has rigged the golf tournament so the time-travelling fish lose, b/c he/she is convinced they're all stannis-supporters. weird but true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Count Balerion is supporting the sentient purple bears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 lady B is a sentient...but not a purple bear...she is a green anteater....life is shockingly hard for green anteaters since the ants are smarter than a fifth grader, and recognize that the green is store bought and not found in nature.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Rock, have you ever told anyone where we buried that girl? It was the most horrific moment of my life, but you were so calm. It's almost like you'd done that before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 The girl was the Howler's natural daughter, by Melisandre. She had to die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1000th Lord Commander Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Count Balerion pretends that he is a Count, and a cat, but in reality is a disembodied voice on the Internet, seeking to become a dragon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 1000th Lord Commander is a dragon seeking to become a disembodied voice on the Internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Contrary to her words.... LB was not born in a blizzard. Instead she was born during some pretty mild rain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braavosi Lemons Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Minstral is in fact an actual pile of dehydrated shrimp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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