Unlady B Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 The count mistakes the Greeks with the Romans. To avoid embarrassing moments, whenever the count is not sure of which one he should be referring, he just alludes to them as the toga wearing dudes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Baltan knows that only the Romans wore togas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethB. Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 All of lady Bliss' lies are made up by her husband, a heart surgeon working for the doctors without boarders. She has risked thousands of vulnerable hearts calling him at work, demanding him to come up with cool lies at all hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 ElizabethB's lies are made up by her gnome slave instead. Baltan knows that only the Romans wore togas. Indeed, that's true ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 B goes around wearing a tokar, ignoring the weird looks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 CB on the other hand, wears a chiton, as is only proper given that he's writing that Greek tragedy. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Haha, that I didn't know, I admit :D Lady Blizz has an identity problem, she isn't certain whether she is part of a geek tragedy or a Greek tragedy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Baltan is absolutely right. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Lady Blizz liposuctions a few pounds of fat off herself every night and injects it into her sister while she's sleeping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 KOA runs an illegal liposuction racket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolorous Gabe Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Count Balerion is eagerly awaiting confirmation of a breakthrough in his clandestine experiment to prove that The Matrix was in fact a documentary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 Doloruous Gabe took both the red and blue pill when Morphues wasn't looking. It didn't end well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 Minstral dared DG to take both the red and blue pills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 Lady B stabs Jon in the season finale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 But only because CB, disguised as Ser Alliser Thorne, ordered me to do so. Sadly Benjen walked in shortly after. He asked about Jon and was shown the body. Ser Alliser said something like "The boy was going to get us all killed." Benjen responded "The boy was our only hope. You've killed the prince that was promised, the last child of Rhaegar Targaryen."... and the internet breaks. ETA: fixed inconsistent tense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 In addition to stabbing Jon, Lady B also served as Stannis's stunt double. Talk about versatile! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 Sadly not as versatile as CB though. In addition to Ser Aliser, he also plays Varys, and Ellaria Sand! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Don't be modest, Drogon (who evidently ate the other posters; I hope someone can revive them, as I will be scarce for the next few days). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolorous Gabe Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 The Count is intentionally making sure that whenever I post a lie it's about him. He wants to trick me into accidentally posting something true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 DG is actually posting things that are true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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