rocksniffer Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Lady B bought the bat ears for KoA but handmade my bat-nipple rings... i guess we know what that means :leer: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 rocksniffer's idea of a pick-up line is "I have never satisfied a woman in my life." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a free shadow Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Knight of Ashes sharpens his pencils as if they were swords, and asks around for favors to tie around them :ninja: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 A shadow keeps going around declaiming "I am the blood of the bat". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 CB prefers to claim that he is the blood of the far more interesting ichneumon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 When she's sitting alone, Lady Blizzardborn wonders whether she's the only one in the world who masturbates to the Monster Mash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 Ha ha. Shows how much you know. I'm never sitting alone. KoA often has delusions of being a Grand Maester. This has occasionally resulted in him being kicked out of hospitals for trying to administer milk of the poppy to patients who are there for sleep studies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Lady B aims to model her life after Qyburn's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 CB just wants to be a model. He hasn't been specific so unfortunately he's had to turn down a potentially lucrative model car job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Lady B has been secretly submarining the Count's modelling efforts by substituting his head shots with some of her millions of grumpy cat photos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 rocksniffer is the grumpy cat I have photos of. He's been very obliging about letting me take pictures of him. But he's actually not grumpy at all. It's a total put-on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethB. Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Lady Blizz sleeps so restlessly that she chooses to duct tape herself to bed every night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Every once in a while, LizzyB would beat up a random guy on the street and would continue to do so until he told her she was the most beautiful woman in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 KOA used to work for D and D, but was sacked when he proposed replacing Dorne with a grumpy cat segment. I think this was monstrously unjust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 CB does not think that KoA's sacking was monstrously unjust, he's just upset that the grump cat segment didn't make it in the show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Lady B has written a Shakespearean tragedy based on the Dorne segment, in iambic pentameter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 CB is trying to outdo me in that regard by writing a Greek tragedy based on the most recent episode. He's dispensed with any particular meter, but does have the chorus all throw rotten eggs at Stannis and Mel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King in Black Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Lady Blizz is a thousand years old hermit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 TKiB is the 2,000 year old man. Mel Brooks' comedy routine of the same name was inspired by TKiB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Lady B plays Queen Selyse in my upcoming Greek tragedy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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