Ashara_Dayne Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 rocksniffer sings taylor swift songs in his shower, his garage, on his lawn... and he wonders why the gnomes look at him funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Ashara found out she wasn't the only Swiftie on the board so she promptly decided to start singing yoko ono songs instead...and she wonders why her gnomes all ran away from home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashara_Dayne Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 lol they live with my friend now. I saw them yesterday. Rocksniffer thinks there is a secret runaway gnome society Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Ashara_Dayne thinks there is a secret runaway lawn flamingo society. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 LBb routinely rolls around in cat litter 'cause she believes it'll help her attract a mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 KoA told me that rolling in cat litter will attract a mate. I'm just glad he specified "unused" cat litter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashara_Dayne Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 LB likes eating insects, deep fried, in chocolate sauce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 AD insists that Daenerys's dragons are actually alpacas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 AD is suspicious of the veracity of them ever since CB sold her alpacas wearing scaled winged suits posing as dragons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashara_Dayne Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 teh awesome alpacas! yes! Baltan and Count Balerion keep shipping Jaqen h'gar and Walda Frey. They have their own otp community. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Martin based the Boros Blount character on Ashara_Dayne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Martin based the Boros Blount character on Ashara_Dayne. Knight of Ashes actually loves to run around in a breastplate with nipple decorations. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 AD insists that Daenerys's dragons are actually alpacas. So when I write my fantasy epic now I HAVE to have flying, fire-breathing alpacas! Knight of Ashes actually loves to run around in a breastplate with nipple decorations. :P BurningCandle would starve in Westeros--he sells nippleless breastplates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Lady B has a scar in her tongue. She claims it was from a battle injury, but rumor has it she had her tongue stuck to the frozen nipple of a breastplate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 B sells breastplates to fire-breathing alpacas. (We do seem to go in for non-remunerative occupations, don't we?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashara_Dayne Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Count Balerion checks the nipples on breastplates of fire-breathing alpacas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Ashara_Dayne has finally found a use for nipples on breastplates: to help wean baby fire-breathing alpacas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Lady B has designed nipple rings for the nippled breastplates for over 10 yrs. She recently decided to switch to clips since they are easier to remove so that the baby fire-breathing alpacas' tongues won't get tangled up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashara_Dayne Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 rocksniffer always wanted a fire-breathing alpaca. He comes to pet them at my house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weeping Sore Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Ashara_Dayne has been waiting patiently for a Hoth-like winter that would force her to shelter in the guts of her alpaca. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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