Lady Blizzardborn Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 Thanks, LSoN! I actually have all of those, but with different titles. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Ranger I Saw Mommy Kissing a Kingsguard (in Dorne, Mommy is kissing Oberyn) Greyjoy to the World and... Hark, the Hairy Andals Sing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Westerosi Jingle Bells Verse 1 Dashing to the Wall. Sure it was there before. Now fighting's really on with casualties galore. We need more dragonglass there's not enough to share Oh, won't LC Jon Snow come back and save our derriere? OH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Scribe of Naath Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 17 hours ago, Lady Blizzardborn said: Westerosi Jingle Bells Verse 1 Dashing to the Wall. Sure it was there before. Now fighting's really on with casualties galore. We need more dragonglass there's not enough to share Oh, won't LC Jon Snow come back and save our derriere? OH! That's perfect. Bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Glad you're liking it so far. Here's the chorus: Seven hells! Seven hells! Night's Watch save the day. Others came and froze the game; we had to eat some hay! Seven hells! Seven hells! Dragons on the way. Hope between Dany and Jon we find a better way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 She sees you when you're slaving, she knows when you've usurped, and if you join the Harpy's Sons, then by dragons you'll be slurped! Oh, you'd better not force no maids in distress, and slaves of all sorts you'd best not oppress: Dany Targ is coming to town! (Possibly rubbish; but hey.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Not rubbish at all, CB! I love it! Here's verse two of Westerosi Jingle Bells: King Stannis disappeared. He may even be dead. Why should we listen to that tart dressed up in red? The Lannisters won't help. They don't believe a word. Except for maybe Tyrion who's witty and absurd. OH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikajon Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 bhump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Like! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 And verse three! The Others don't play fair. They animate the dead. And I just saw a wight carrying his head. I'm going under ground; the only place that's warm. Will someone bump off Euron please? He says that he's the storm, OH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Apparently Jingle Bells has four verses, so I'll have to write another one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 Headachy bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 I'm dreaming of a red R'hllormas ... (more presently, and R'hllormas should if possible be pronounced in 2 syllables Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 1 hour ago, Count Balerion said: I'm dreaming of a red R'hllormas ... (more presently, and R'hllormas should if possible be pronounced in 2 syllables The R'hllormas Song. *Kingsblood roasting on an open fire* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukle Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 Do you reckon Benjen is Coldhands? We were arguing about that today. I reckon no. That'd be lame. Bump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 No, he's not Coldhands. GRRM's editor thought so, but he wrote back "No." bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted November 27, 2016 Share Posted November 27, 2016 I'm dreaming of a red Rh'llormas, where we adore the Lord of Light, nights full of terror, burn those with errors, or random folk with blood of kings! I'm dreaming of a red Rh'llormas, with sacrifices burning bright! Resurrecting heroes who're dead, to defeat the Others full of dread! (Or something like that.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted November 27, 2016 Share Posted November 27, 2016 That's pretty good, CB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 I don't generally do the religious ones, but ... We five kings fight for the Iron Throne, one of us can hold it alone: one can fit on't, hurts to sit on't; West'ros in chaos is theown. Oh! Throne of power, throne of pain, throne that we will kill to gain! Made of iron swords all piled on, melted by the dragon's flame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 Very good, CB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 *bows* Now need to come up w/ verses. This may take a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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