Lady Blizzardborn Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 On 5/13/2018 at 5:49 PM, Count Balerion said: What if ALL these theories turned out to be correct? Eek. Actually, every single theory that anyone has ever had about the books or the show is true. Too many of them conflict for that to be possible. Â Coldhands is secretly craving a cheeseburger and a chocolate milk shake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 Logic does not work on me. Coldhands is Frosty the Snowman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
She who must be Obeyed Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 Coldhands is secretly looking for love in all the wrong places! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaneSnow Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 Coldhands is secretly a doctor. That's why his hands are so cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 Coldhands is secretly who Foreigner sings about in "Cold as Ice" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 Coldhands is secretly building the most epic treehouse ever in the Lands of Always Winter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 Coldhands is secretly the only character who ISN'T a secret Targaryen.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 Coldhands is secretly working on a gravity belt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongRider Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 Coldhands has secretly won the Iditarod, twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 Coldhands is secretly GRRM's mysterious crime-fighting alter ego. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 Coldhands is secretly hoping to breed the world champion elk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
She who must be Obeyed Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 Coldhands is secretly living in South Beach where his cold hands feel oh so nice on hot skin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 Coldhands is secretly sick of birds following him around all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
She who must be Obeyed Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 Coldhands is secretly trying to perfect the recipe for snow ice-cream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 Coldhands is secretly nobody important. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 Coldhands is secretly someone really obvious that we're all just missing because we're overthinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 Coldhands is secretly Aerys II in a clever disguise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 Coldhands is secretly Rhaegar in a clever disguise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
She who must be Obeyed Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 Coldhands is secretly cheering for Mexico to win the World Cup! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaneSnow Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 Coldhands is secretly very warm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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