Guest Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 Dany is Trumps progenitor. Slaves, free whether you like it or not. Allies? Nah, lets piss off everywhere I have been. But, I will still win with brute force. Should Trump have the Iron Throne tied to his ankle and have both dropped in the Narrow Sea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted April 11, 2016 Author Share Posted April 11, 2016 I am not one to suggest mob tactics. As I am not part of the mob. Would the Iron Throne make an effective decapitation/guillotine device? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 The Iron Throne in the books and the one in the show are quite different. . . Who would win : Varys or Dumbledore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted April 11, 2016 Author Share Posted April 11, 2016 The judge would disqualify the event on the grounds that both competitors need to be living. When is a child in Westeros able to tie their own shoelaces? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 Jaime is like 33, and I doubt he can tie his own shoelaces. . . Why are the Targaryens unable to win their own battles without the help of dragons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 If I had a dragon I'd use it in all of my battles. What would the correct ignition timing be on a 1955 Bel Air Chevrolet, with a 327 cubic-inch engine and a four-barrel carburetor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted April 11, 2016 Author Share Posted April 11, 2016 I am not on trial here! Especially not for murder. And my cousin Vinny will not be my lawyer. Is the Golden tooth made of actual gold? If not, what is it made of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmit Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 No, but it is made of actual tooth. Has winter come? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westorosi Batgirl Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 He wasn't invited. Will Jon Snow be resurrected? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyroclasticFlow Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 Well the books says...... yeah, it says it probably hurt. Just a little ouchie. How heavy does a tool belt have to be for a Batgirl to not drown when she's swimming? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 It's made of plottite, so that it weighs neither more nor less than the narrative requires. If I like both Danaerys and Jon, does that make me a weirdo? Will everyone point and laugh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted April 12, 2016 Author Share Posted April 12, 2016 What is weird and what is normal? And if normal is ordinary, why would you want to be ordinary? How fast can the winged wolf fly if it is crippled? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 We don't call them "crippled" anymore, they're "differently abled." Where did Aurane Waters take all those new ships? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westorosi Batgirl Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 A sailor went to sea, sea, sea To see what he could see, see, see But all that he could see, see, see Was the bottom of the deep blue sea, sea, sea Will Dany be taken back to Vaes Dothrak? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 "Back and "Dothrak" rhyme (sort of). Why does no one appreciate Joffrey's greatness? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted April 13, 2016 Author Share Posted April 13, 2016 He was, after all, the first stupid, vicious king. (but Tyrion only said that in "Game of Thrones", so not canon) Does anyone know the recipe for Jojen paste? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeINeverSawACamel Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Is it like toothpaste? Is Davos an underrated character? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Davos is in Switzerland. What happens on page 846 of FFC? I'm too lazy to look it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted April 13, 2016 Author Share Posted April 13, 2016 Same as what happens on April 31. Unless you have a different version than I do. Is Hakuna Matata a Dothraki phrase? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Ask David Peterson. Although he's not exactly canon either, I guess. How many theories are there? I'm trying to make a spreadsheet for a mathematics project. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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