Count Balerion Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 Dorne has never been occupied. Is there a website where I can find model cover letters to send to The Others, Inc.? I've decided turning evil is a good career move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 Models don't use cover letters, they have portfolios. What sort of interest rates does the Iron Bank charge for its loans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 In Islam isn't interest unholy? Where are the rest of the dragon eggs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmit Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 Mmmm, bacon. What item on Robert Baratheon's bucket list never got checked off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Why do you only care about Robert? Women are allowed to have bucket lists too! Think about all the things Cat didn't get to do before she died. Is there anything left on Cersei's bucket list? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmit Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Cersei thinks a bucket list is literally a list of buckets... and since servants use buckets she wouldn't touch one of those filthy things. So a better question might be what are the different kinds if buckets on Cersie's bucket list? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Cersei prefers kettles. Can you tell the Kettleblack brothers apart? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon's Queen Consort Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Fish kettle, kettle grill and kettle drum. Will Ragnar die in the fifth season? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Winter is coming. Where can I buy some cheap souls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmit Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 I've already sold my soul. We know that winter is coming, but where is it coming to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted April 20, 2016 Author Share Posted April 20, 2016 Town. Or is it "Santa Clause is coming to town"? Great, now I have to go look for the lyrics to that song. What is a possible mundane explanation of "Squishers"? The kind that Nimble Dick Crabb spoke of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Squishers don't exist, no more than Santa Claus. Do the Others work for Santa ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westorosi Batgirl Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 I thought they were Eskimo Nazis. How many stars does the Inn at the Crossroads have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 No one goes there; it's too crowded. If enough people write Santa asking that WOW be out by Xmas, do you think it will? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 World of Warcraft's been out for a long time already. How does (f)Aegon plan to take Storm's End? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmit Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Like Santa, he's coming 'round the mountain when he comes. Speaking of Frey Pie, which Frey was the most tasty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Hot Pie. . . he's a secret Frey. Am I the only one who thinks that Jaime must look a little ridiculous in his shiny golden armor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmit Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Did you see Jaime come out of that bath half naked. Who cares what he looks like in his armor? It's what he looks like out of his armor. Jaime's stump: sexy or no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 It's Jamie Sommers, not Jaime. i don't think she had a stump. [breathlessly:] Do you think G.R.R. Martin and J.K. Rowling are LOVERS???? Are they having an AFFAIR???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted April 21, 2016 Author Share Posted April 21, 2016 Due to HIPAA regulations, I am unable to divulge that information. Are a maester's services protected under HIPAA? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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